The Bible (First Fiction Ever Written)
I'm not Here to Bash the ideals of the Religious, But here's my opinion of the Bible.
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe God doesn't exist, Maybe some guy got high and made him up, and wrote a book about him. I mean, back then, they didn't really know how to classify drugs and I doubt they knew what Euphoria meant.
Jesus, Hah! They say he turned water into wine, Bullshit. They ate Moldy bread (Rye Bread) and that made them delerious. so they could have hallucinated Jesus pouring water into wine.
Moses, don't make me laugh. That burning bush, yeah, it was Cannabis. He didn't here God. Lightning struck a cannabis plant and set it ablaze. Moses got too close and too high.
Opium is made from Poppy seeds, I'm sure they had those back in the day. and I'm sure someone burnt a field of them, or ate them, or maybe even shoved them up their anal cavitites. But suppose the man who wrote the Bible was just a drunk who heard all these stories from other drunks at the Bar. He's a writer and wants to make a classic, so he writes about an Almighty Being. Boom, the man is famous.
That is my philosophy on the Bible. Make of it what you will, but this is how I piece together the First Fiction Ever Written.
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe God doesn't exist, Maybe some guy got high and made him up, and wrote a book about him. I mean, back then, they didn't really know how to classify drugs and I doubt they knew what Euphoria meant.
Jesus, Hah! They say he turned water into wine, Bullshit. They ate Moldy bread (Rye Bread) and that made them delerious. so they could have hallucinated Jesus pouring water into wine.
Moses, don't make me laugh. That burning bush, yeah, it was Cannabis. He didn't here God. Lightning struck a cannabis plant and set it ablaze. Moses got too close and too high.
Opium is made from Poppy seeds, I'm sure they had those back in the day. and I'm sure someone burnt a field of them, or ate them, or maybe even shoved them up their anal cavitites. But suppose the man who wrote the Bible was just a drunk who heard all these stories from other drunks at the Bar. He's a writer and wants to make a classic, so he writes about an Almighty Being. Boom, the man is famous.
That is my philosophy on the Bible. Make of it what you will, but this is how I piece together the First Fiction Ever Written.
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I dunno if I agree with it.
I mean, I'm an atheist and all, but I don't think that's quite what went down.
I do think it's just a bunch of babbling bullsh*t though.
Teenage.Assassin, April 20th, 2007 at 12:37:10am
It was more joke than actual fact
Daveylicious, April 20th, 2007 at 12:37:03am
well you should actually research and have better excuses.
no offence normally i would respect you.
but this is poorly written and leaves out details and
no offence
D: dont hate me :[
BringMeTheHorizon_x, April 20th, 2007 at 12:34:26am