This is what I shall write to William Sledd in my letter

William Sledd
P.O. Box 3714
Paducah, KY
42002-3714

Hmmm, how to start....

Dear William,

I have been a fan of yours ever since the Cupcakes video was sent to me last October. It inspired me to become a baker, and to pay closer attention to how I dressed. I mean, wearing a shirt to match the confection you're baking? Genius. I was even more inspired when I saw the Closet Edition video. It drives me crazy when people throw on clothes without bothering to notice how hideous they look. That episode also inspired a question to ask you: In the fashion world, (dead or alive) who has inspired you most? I realize, of course, that you have your own style, but is there any style icon whom you admire? I also emailed you this question, but I suppose your inbox was too crowded, which I understand. If you saw the email, forgive the redundancy.
I also love your hairstyle. I am going to tell my stylist to give me hair like that. And all of my friends will be jealous bitches. One last thing before I sign out: I own 2 Apple computers, and I must say, Apples do indeed rule. I know how you make your videos because Apples make it so easy. But no worries, I won't attempt to copy you, and partly because I'm not a gay man and I don't have anything important to say on YouTube.

Natalie B.