Fight To Be "Cool"

I hate it when people try to be "cool." Because it always means that they try to pick fights with me to prove how "cool" they are.

What they don't get is that I'm usually taller, faster, stronger, smarter, and more tactical than them. (I'm not being egotistical or anything - it's really true)

It really helps to have a staff member that trusts you more than any other student, really gets you.

In my school there's the counselor, Mrs. Loyal. She was my counselor in 2nd grade so she knows me well.

Whenever I get called down to her office because of an issue she always expects me to tell her only what's important, but every iota of it is truth, with a shitload of mindless swearing.

You see, I always tell her EVERY side of the story.

Take, for example, today at lunch. I was getting picked on and I told her something along the lines of:

"Mrs. Loyal, I'm having a problem with another student. I was standing in the halls talking to Erin when Lauren comes up and asks where Flynn is. She already knows where, but she's saying this to try to break me. So I tell her to stop being stupid and she keeps being a stupid motherfucking cunt and saying things like, "Flynn's not here." "You're all alone." "There's no one here now who cares about you." "You might as well not be here at all, nobody likes you." "You're. All. ALONE." So I tell her to go screw off and walk away. I was already in a piss mood about Flynn not being here. She just wanted to be cool and since making fun of me makes someone "cool" she jumped on the fucking wagon.

So then I was sitting at the lunch table talking to my own damn friends when Lauren kept interrupting me and saying shit like, "Nobody cares. Shut up. Who gives a fuck what you have to say, bitch?" So I naturally got pissed off. She stuck her fucking arm in my face like she was gonna hit me and I pushed it away. So she said, "If you fucking touch me again I'm gonna slap you." I told her "Go ahead, bitch." and she said something that provoked me and I just sat there grinning evilly enough to scare Charles Manson, plotting my revenge.

So I decided that I wanted to see what would happen if I tried to slide my milk carton across the tray, because I was bored and, as Lauren put it, "all alone." so I slid it across the tray and got some milk on the table, no big deal. But of course Lauren starts flipping out on me like I tried to spill milk on her or something, so I said, "No, if I were gonna spill it on you I would do this" and positioned my milk carton over her head. She said, "Don't you fucking dare," like the little cunt she is. And I said, "But I'm not doing that,am I? I'm doing this." and I slid the carton again and it went all over the table, but it didn't go near her. So the little cuntsack flipped out on me again and kept telling me that the only reason that people hang out with me is because of Flynn and now that she's not here I'm all alone, with nobody to care if I'm even alive. And stuff like that. So then I go to get some napkins and wipe it up and she walks away.

Now I'm here and trying very hard not to kill her."

Mrs. Loyal was nodding through the whole thing and, of course, took my side. Lauren tried to tell on me five minutes afterwards, watching me the whole time I was telling my story and talking about me. Mrs. Loyal told Lauren that "The subject of Flynn is off-limits" and to stay away from me. And even if Lauren had told on me first, the outcome would've been the same.

That's the only staff member that ever did something about the daily, no, hourly death threats I get. I can totally see why her name is Mrs. Loyal.

She doesn't even care that I swear a hell of a lot. I swore to the principal once, but I censored myself the majority of the time and since Mrs. Loyal was there I didn't get in trouble; I got praised for how well I censored myself.