Crazy Dreams Part 1

A little spin-off from my usual Survival Guides or other Blogs. Vonny's journal about Dreams reminded me of all the crazy dreams I've had in my life. So, every now and then, whenever I'm bored out of my mind like now. I'll go write about a few I've had. I have photographic memory of EVERY SINGLE DREAM I've ever had since fifth grade, and for some reason in all of my dreams I'm miserable somehow. And I've never had a normal dream. EVER.

My First Crazy Dream
I was in fifth grade when I had this one. I was in the middle of this street that's close to my house, and it's really overcast and there's no traffic. Then, I turn around and there's this GIANT tornado that's right behind me, so I start to run like hell and it follows me. Then... the scene magically changes to my old house my family lived in at Pennsylvania a few years ago, my favorite place EVER. My mom and dad are pouring over a photo album, so I walk over and there's all these pictures of things that I never remember happening or people I never met, and my parents are talking about them like it was totally natural. Then the scene magically changes again, and I'm at some random wooden fence, and there's all these younger kids pledging allegience to the American Flag, so I go along with it, cause by now I'm like "WTF." Then, I'm back at the middle of the street, with no tornado. The clouds are black, but the outlines of the clouds are golden. Although it starts raining really heavily, it slowly dies down, and I turn around to find an accountant's desk in shadows. I walk to it, and the person at the desk sits up and asks, "Is everything okay?" Although I couldn't see the person, it was my mom, and I woke up right after that, when there was a lightning flash.

Another One
This one was during sixth grade. I was at my school, and it was overcast. For some reason, our school was right next to the shore, and everyone was outside. I turn around, and there was FIVE TORNADOS all at the ocean, right next to where we were. So the teachers all escorted us inside, and somehow my school had an underground attic, so we all went down there and hid. It looked EXACTLY like a restaurant I go to, and all of the kids that I've met in my past life were there, and some kids I have never even met. Eventually, the storm ends and we all go outside. I look at the clouds, and there's these golden shapes... I see a heart, a lion, and I think a star and a few others... then I looked to the silhouette of the mountains, and there was this one with a golden peak, so I stare at it.... then this ENORMOUS, BLACK SHADOW starts coming from it, and I think it's meteor, but I just stand there. At the last minute, it comes out from the shadows and it's actually a giant volleyball. Instead of hurtling into school, it slows down and it bobbles along, and I'm the only person who seemed to notice.

One From Last Year
During my eighth grade. My friends and I found out that there was an evil scientist who was hiding at Alcatraz Prison and he wanted to blow up the entire State of California with a laser beam. So, one of my best friend's dad, who I know really well, leads a revolt against him, so we all swim over to Alcatraz (which is VERY far away, swimming) and we go to his lair. He's your typical mad scientist. Crazy white hair, lab coat, eyepiece, old. He walks up to the laser, and then my best friend's dad walks up and says that he was secretly on the scientist's side, so he's about to turn on the laser beam when I whip out a gun from nowhere and shoot him. I felt AWFUL. It switches to a scene, where my mom was taking me to the market, and I find my friend and her mom shopping. I apologize for it, but she shrugs it off and says that it was the right thing to do.

I've got plenty others. Tales of me in a video game trying to kill all the orange weasels in under two minutes, the end of the world, Green Day chasing me at the supermarket, giant tidal waves where there's no ocean, killing my favorite teacher... I've got a million. =)