Some Of My Craziest Dreams

After seeing Vonny and Funky Platypus' blogs about dreams, I decided I'd jump on the wagon and post some of my craziest dreams (I already had written them up in a word document a month ago-don't ask why).
Sorry for copying, but I have a couple of pretty strange ones:

NINE DREAMS

1.Best dream: I got to hang out with Grace and Green Day at a concert. It was awesome! (yeah, not so much weird- but this is my best one)

2. Sweetest dream: I was in a world of candy, going down a huge chocolate waterfall on the back of a jellybean. Mmmm.

3. Most clearly remembered dream: I dreamt that I was pregnant, and I had a boyfriend who really loved me. We were staying at his parent’s place with his two sisters and pet pigs. The house was blue and yellow, with a mirror on one wall. A nurse had taken me in to get my ultrasound done, and the pigs kept biting my fingers. Meanwhile, an astronaut had landed back from a mission just to make sure his pregnant wife was okay. I woke up just before the nurse examined me.

4.Weirdest dream: I was only little, and a strange alien that was popping up around me was in my house. Suddenly I yelled out for Luke Skywalker and Han Solo to come and save me. They charged in, hitting the alien with their light sabers while I cheered them on. They struck the alien and he melted and disappeared.

5. Stupidest dream: I was at an airport with Billie Joe Armstrong and his wife Adrienne. I was trying to have a conversation with them but I kept stuffing up my words, and they wouldn’t stop laughing at me.

6. Bathroom-related dream: I was in a giant shower with Grace and Abbie (all fully clothed- THANK GOD!). Grace kept trying to wash our hair, but Abbie kept ducking out of the way. Then Grace got so mad she hit Abbie over the head with a baseball bat. Abbie fell down and suddenly Gerard Way and Franke Iero came in on white horses to get her. They took her away to the hospital. Then Green Day came in, coming into the shower with Grace and I (we were all fully clothed). Suddenly the shower changed into a giant bathtub and we were all left clinging to a giant rubber duck in the water.

7. Rescue mission dream: GSB had held this huge convention for all the members to go to. I was there with Grace, waiting anxiously for Green Day to arrive. Then they arrived, and the whole group of members had to walk behind them around town- always three metres back. Then I saw Billie getting dragged into a black car. Everyone else didn’t notice, so I slipped away and followed the car. I ended up at this old white house. I saw Billie getting taken out of the car, in a black coffin. I sneaked upstairs in the house behind the kidnappers and Billie. They had put him in a huge glass container filled with snakes and insects. Somehow I managed to get him out. We got out of the house, sneaking away. But a huge beam of light came on, looking for Billie. I made him stand really close behind me so no one would spot him. We made it back to the hotel before being captured again with Mike and Tre.

8.School related dream: I had to run all the way to school from Italy and when I got there I realised I was in the nude but the principal refused to let me go home and get dressed so I wore a binliner all day.

9. Most Horrible Dream: I was stuck inside a maze of TV sets, trying to find somebody I knew. No one was there. I just stood there screaming for my mum.