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| We. Are. Pilots. Geek  Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 161 | |
| We. Are. Pilots. Geek Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 161 | |
| bi_bu_ra Rotting On Here  Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 49428  | |
| Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board  Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761 | HEARTAGRAM TIMES May 20, 2006  Photo taken by "Cowboy Cam." “It was thought for years, by Linde Lindstrom, guitarist for "love metal" band.. HIM, that he had been growing abnormally wide strands of hair. It wasn't until recently, when he had "accidentally" committed a felony of stealing water from private property and was sent to the hospital to de-hydrasize his hair, that he was told they were "dreads." Un-aware of how he had gotten the dreads, he hired a "spy," an espionage! The spy, Burton Emerson, used a “Cowboy Cam,” a device that is set into the top part of a cowboy hat... and takes pictures, whenever the “E” note is struck on a keyboard. Recent photos from the “Cowboy Cam” have revealed that the culperate, is a sir "Ville valo" lead singer for HIM, who has a large fetish for dreads. He created the dreads.. By pouring beer onto the victims head (lindstrom) and giving him soothing head messages. Stay tuned for later stories...."  Photo taken by "Cowboy Cam." By: Esther Davenport ************* My favorite fake news story  .I can't, for the life of me, find the other two.... This one was posted back in may.. in the HIM photos thread. **************** I think "HEARTAGRAM TIMES" should become a permanant thing in this thread.. just for fun . It'd be great. |
| Sylar Falling In Love With The Board  Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 5703 | Oh shit, I can't breathe! My nose is already blocked (if I had the guts, I'd be angry with Burton, but he might give me the bird flu or something nasty). ANYWAY, I can just see Linde hurtling off down a road, dreads out behind him, guitar in hand.... Then me off after him... Then a squadron of cop cars... Then a dirty great tour bus with Ville yelling something about being sorry and that they have a show tonight out the window  Omg and on Finland's Most Wanted it's all being aired via Cowboy Cam  __________________________________________ The heartagram soup: Excellent idea. Especially chicken flavour. Right now, it would be perfect due to me being poorly. __________________________________________ Esther, if you had the time at some point, your news stories will still be in the photo threads no? ACTUALLY, I think I might have them saved on my comp- hang on- I DO! "Love metal band H.I.M, mourn the death of guitarist Linde Lindstrom after a tragic boating accident when he fell into the water and was anchored to the bottom of the lake by his hair, which unfortunately acted as sponges and weighed him down" "Linde Lindstrom, guitarist for H.I.M, being sued by the owner of a private lake after he decided to take a swim and absorbed all of the water into his hair, leaving the property with it." Now I own you all |
| Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761 | !!! "We've got live feed.. in the studio now.. from the Cowboy Cam.. Burton.. tell us.. what's going on exactly?" "::in a rough finnish accent:: I tell you like is Betty... big mess.. big trouble... lot of action... linde just tripped on dread! BIG NEWS BETTY! IS BIG NEWS!" __________________________________ After tomorrow (my last day of school... until summer school starts) I will totally start putting my news letters into newspaper form . HAHAH! it'll be great.______________________ but now.. I miss you ashlea! I haven't talked to you in so long! GAH!!!  I wish i had a burton teddy bear to cuddle me in times like this. |
| Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761 | Just posted these in the Ava thread! They say "The Sick Muse" and "La Muse Malade" sharp -  Unsharp  |
| Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761 | |
| better_off_you Idiot Age: - Gender: - Posts: 623 | |
| Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761 | |
| Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761 |  Still trying to make Avatars. I am seriously NO GOOD. But improving... compared to my old ones. |
| Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761 | |
| Bleach Rotting On Here Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 47505 | Hella Intense:thats awsome i wanna use it sometime. but not now. i just got this ava.  |
| Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761 | Fucking Brian: Aww! I posted another one a page back... |
| Bleach Rotting On Here Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 47505 | Hella Intense:i saw those too, those are great! |
| better_off_you Idiot Age: - Gender: - Posts: 623 | |
| better_off_you Idiot Age: - Gender: - Posts: 623 | |
| Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761 | better_off_you: And.. OH THAT LIP!  |
| Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761 | |
| better_off_you Idiot Age: - Gender: - Posts: 623 | Hella Intense: Im so in love with that picture.....I really wanna nibble on his lip. |
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