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me: ::runs into house:: AS OF TODAY! I AM A VEGEATARIAN!!
tre: DOES THATMEAN I CAN EAT YOU?!?!?!?!?
me:. that makes no sense whatsoever.......

me: yes that makes no sense.
mike: well, it's tre what can you expect.
me: yea *smiles shyly*
tre: HEY I HEARD THAT!
me: we wern't trying to be quiet.
tre: *walks off pouting*
me: aww don't be sad. hey lets go get in troble.
tre: *evil smile* ok!!!!

Wow. This thread has been quiet for a long time. Must bring thread back!!

ande: ::walks in:: wow, i haven't been here for ever... ::yawns and stretches:: TRREEEEEE! Where are you?! You're never around when I need you!

Me: *plops on couch* Where the hell is everybody?

me: ::comes running into house being chased by tre:: HES DOIGN IT AGANI HES DOIGN IT AGANI! ::juimos into andes arms::
tre: ::walks into house with a giant pink hat on::
ande: and than there was tre ::drops me and runs for tre::
me:.. psht.. i want a cookie.

ande: ::throws a cookie over her shoulder:: take it. TREEEEEE! ::jumps into his arms::
Tre: ANDE! ::hugs her:: Hey! wanna see my douches? They cross bred with the other hamsters!
Ande: they what-what?
Tre: They cross-bred!

AHHHHAHAHAHAHAH THEY CROSS BRED!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH OH JESSSSUUUS ANDE!

me: :verhears and takes a bite of cookie: oh god god i did not just hear that.....
tre: DON;T EAT THAT COOKIE!
ME: and why not! its is mine! ande gave it gto me!
tre: fag.. ::grabs cookie from me and takes hold of andes arm and takes her upstairs:: see.. ::throws cookie onto his bed where 20 or so hamsters are creating nests with 100 or so douches::
ande: oh jesus....::looks under bed::
mike: AHH I CAN SEE LIGHT!@ ::emerges from under the bed brushing off a couple hamsters and douches with him::
tre: ::pulls a douche off of the bed:: ITS A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: OH, Ande! You're back! and Tre! Well, I've got an announcement to make.
Ande: Ohhhh geeze... what is it Mike?
Mike: Sut cho Mouth, ghetto ass ho!
Tre: Fo Shizzo!
Mike: Anyways, as I was saying... I'd like you guys to meet my wife... Sarah. ::holds up a hamster taped to a douche::
Tre: Agh! Mike married a douchter!
Ande: ::whispers:: doucheter?
Tre: ::whispers back:: The normal hamster/douche hybrids... ::Shouts:: THERE'S GONNA BE A WEDDING! I WANNA MAKE THE TOAST!

quatre sexual:

Mike: OH, Ande! You're back! and Tre! Well, I've got an announcement to make.
Ande: Ohhhh geeze... what is it Mike?
Mike: Sut cho Mouth, ghetto ass ho!
Tre: Fo Shizzo!
Mike: Anyways, as I was saying... I'd like you guys to meet my wife... Sarah. ::holds up a hamster taped to a douche::
Tre: Agh! Mike married a douchter!
Ande: ::whispers:: doucheter?
Tre: ::whispers back:: The normal hamster/douche hybrids... ::Shouts:: THERE'S GONNA BE A WEDDING! I WANNA MAKE THE TOAST!

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABUWAAHAHA A DOUCHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
im chanign my sn to douchter

oh jesus
well ande.. its time for this douchter to go to bed though.. so goodnight my love,.

aghaghagh
good night
dream of the Show....
and tre.
together.
as ONE!
ha ha, i love you.

I think this is gonna be my favorite thread besides the slash one..

*knock at door*

Me: Hello? anyone home? I'm freezing my ass off out here... *continues slamming fist on door* I guess they're asleep...

ande: ::walks up to the door:: HANG ON! HANG ON! ::answers it:: What do you want? No one knocks anymore around here.... and why didn't you just use one of Tre's tunnels into the house?

me: *knocks on door* Hii! I'm new!! Lemme in!! Er... please?

Me: Hey!!! Welcome!!! It's always nice to have a new person in here. I should give you a tour, I guess. *starts walking around*
Tre: Wanna cookie?
Me: Sure. *takes big pink hat and runs* Mike, your wife is very pretty and I think I'll be making gorilla cookies for the wedding.

Me: Ooo, i can tell i'm gonna like it here!
Tré: You wanna cookie too?
Me: don't mind if i do. Erm.. gorilla cookies? Do i wanna know?

Gem:

Me: Ooo, i can tell i'm gonna like it here!
Tré: You wanna cookie too?
Me: don't mind if i do. Erm.. gorilla cookies? Do i wanna know?

Me: Oh, yes. Gorilla cookies. Be glad they aren't goat cookies.
Billie: They don't sound too good.
Me: Shut up!

me: Ever had a llama cookie?
Tré: I have!!!
Me: Anyone who isn't crazy?

Me: *laughs* No, can you make them?
Mike: Me and my wife are gonna go have some alone time.
Me and Billie: *looks at Mike like he's insane*
Billie: *whispers* I think he needs to go to the nice place with the tight white jackets.
Me: Yeah, I'm gonna get the rodent and we'll strap him up in the car.
Billie: 'Kay. Hey Mike! Come here! We're gonna take you to this awesme place where they have great food and nice jackets! *runs up stairs*
Mike: Can my new wife come?!
Billie: Eh, sure.