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Me: *whispers* Who's his new wife?
Tre: I ate a llama cookie!
Billie Joe: We're happy for you
Me: *pat*
Tre: It tasted like llama
Me: How do you know?
Tre:.......
Me: Thought so. Anyway, wife?

me:WHY ARE YOU EATING LLAMA COOKIES?

Me: Cos they look funny
Tre: They taste funny as well....
Billie Joe: Geh?

me:well i better not know any of the llamas your eating for i am a llama
(the official weef llamal)

me: *whispers* They shaped like llama's. Tre just thinks they made of llama's
Tre: What?
Me: Nothing, go back to sleep

Me:: *barges in* They kicked me out of the shelter and I'm staying here forever! I mean, um, hi, I'm Nicky. D'ya mind if I crash here for a while? Oh.my.arse... Are you-
Billie Joe::George Bush? Why yes I am!
Me::*faints*

Me: Erm... theres a girl lying on the floor over there...
Tre: What were you saying about the llama cookies?
Me: Tre! Will you just drop it!!!
Billie Joe: I think she fainted...
Me: Should i get some water?
Tre: The lla...
Billie Joe + Me: TRE!!

Me::*wakes up*
Billie Joe:: Serves you for just waltzing in demanding shelter.
Me:: Do you mind if I stay?
Tré::Would you like a llama cookie?
Mike::Ask Gem.
Billie Joe::Why?
Mike::I dunno.
Me::Okay.(?) Gem, can I live here for a while?

Me:Course you can!! I'll be ya roomate cos i'm newish as well
Tre: but the lla..
Me:WILL YOU JUST LET IT GO!!!
Billie Joe: Geh?
Mike:Woah, stress
Me:*throws stressball at Mike*

Me: Mike's new soon-to-be wife is a hamster. I think he's going insane.
Billie: I'm sure he's going insane.
Tre: BUT THE LLAMAS!!
Mike: *eats cookie* What?

Me: Tré, shut up about the llama's.
Billie: Yeah, you killed it
Tré: the llama's are dead
Me: Yes they are all...*catches sight of Tré's teary eyes* dancing a merry jig
Tré: really?
Me: *sigh* yes

Me::*hugs Tré* Don't worry hun, he lived a good life.
Tré::I want another cookie!
Me::Ostrich?
Tré:Eh?
Me::Eh?
Tré::Canadian for wft.
Me::Ostrich Cookie?
Tré::Nah I'm full.
Me::*pats Tré on the head* That'll do.

Tré:: If I get a llama, what should I call him?
Me::Tina.
Tré:But that's Napolean's llama.
Me::Clementine?
Tré::Hurray for Clementine! Let's GO!
Me::Go where?
Tré::To purchase a llama of course!
Me::Who wants to come llama shopping with us?

Mike: What are all of these cookies made of?
Me:...
Billie:...
Tre:...
Mike: What? I was just wondering. *sigh*
Me: Tis okay. *hugs* No worries.

me: ::walks up to tre and pokes him in the belly::
tre: OW! what!?!?
me: hey chubsy bubs.. go get me some tootsie rolls..
tre: :;reaches for my boobs::
me: AH NO!

Me: *smacks Tre* No boob grabbing!!!
Tre: Sorry

(Sorry I took such a long time, I need sleep. 8D)

Me: *walks into house, drops bag on the floor, starts running around crazily.* HOLY CRAP THIS HOUSE IS BIG! I gotta see it all!
Voices in my head: That's impossible.

Me: Impossible you say, I think not... *starts frantically running through the house*

me: ..... whats this cookie?
mike: ::whimpers::
me: i want a cookie
mike: ::whimpers more::
me: :;tries to grab a cookie but mike whimpers more:: STOP!
mike: ::walks away and hides in a bush in the backyard::
tre: NO THATS A DOUCHTER NEST!

Tre: Gemma? I think i killed something
Me: Wtf?
Tre: I sat on a hamster
Me: oh.. dear... god...That was Mike's erm.... wife!
Mike *coming over*: Whats up?
Me: Nothing!! Erm.. look! A bunny with a pancake on its head!
Tre + Mike: Where?
Me: *kicks hamster under couch*

Me: You killed Mike's hamster?! He's so gonna kill you.
Tre: It was an accident!
Me: Shh...I think he can hear us...
Billie: What's going on?
Me: Tre killed Sarah or whatever her name is.
Billie: QUICK! HIDE IN THE JELO FILLED POOL!
*dives in*