Avenged Sevenfold

GreenDay420:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hqEVEFZIBq0&search=Avenged%20Sevenfold

i guarentee you will like this. somewhere closer to the end of the clip. watch my friends, watch.

o_O push ups?

hello_there33:

i get to see a7x on may 12th, i'm so happy

lucky you!! im not a huge fan, i dont even know enough songs to go to a concert but i still love em (yeah, that was a bit random)

this review shows how immature reviwers can be:

Seriously, I can’t fathom these morons. They all have bitchin’ metal names like Synyster Gates and Zacky Vengeance and Bozo McMetal, they dress like a cross between garish metalcore clowns and hair-metal revivalists, and their signature sound seems to involve dual-guitar shred solos that are so toneless and compressed that they sound like they’re being playing on MIDI keyboards (these solos impress their idiot fans to no end, since the concept of counterpoint is an almost mystical revelation to people who have never heard anything approaching actual music before). In each of their videos, there’s bound to be a climactic moment when the two chickenhead lead guitarists situate themselves back-to-back and engage in a healthy round of homoerotic guitar horseplay while the singer flashes his mouthful of metal and some stripper they got from a Myspace casting call slinks by suggestively.

Apparently, they think they’re a serious metal band.

Ho ho! I saw these utterly loathsome painted-up titties complaining to the media about being on Total Request Live and in teeny magazines next to Aaron Carter and shit like that. Oh no, their Serious Badass Heavy Metal-lovin’ fans might feel alienated because a bunch of idiot kids love a band tarted up with heavy eyeliner and teased hair and painted nails and big ol’ platinum fucking grillz in their teeth. Guess what, Avenged Sevenfold: Warner Brothers wouldn’t touch you with a ten-foot pole if they didn’t think they could sell you to idiot kids. You’re custom designed to be sold to idiot kids. Idiot kids are your bread and goddamn butter, Avenged Sevenfold, so you’d better get on your knees and thank Pussy Satan or whoever the fuck you worship (I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Jesus; that’s how lame you are) that idiot kids are willing to give you the time of day.
I beckon thee to GAY GUITAR SOLO ORGY CAMP!

As for anyone who is male and over the age of fourteen who listens to these guys: what? Is there some kind of excuse? Did rock and roll kill your parents when you were a kid and you swore to get revenge by desecrating its memory? Are you writing a dissertation on the sexual dynamics of guitar solos? Even fratboy Bro-Magnons in pink polo shirts with popped collars wouldn’t be caught dead listening to this shit, and they’ll listen to anything, as long as it’ll get them laid via Myspace.

Whew. Any for any 14-year-old girls who love Avenged Sevenfold who might be reading this: it’s not too late. You have until the age of seventeen to start liking real music, but after that you’re pretty much doomed to liking awful shit for the rest of your life, so straighten up now or you’ll eventually become a pregnant stripper, and you’d better hope against hope that Myspace is still around then so you can find a dad for your little sack of crap.

they are pretty good
my favorite song has to be remenissions
yeah but I don't really consider myself a fan, but I like their music

i don't really like them, a little too poserish for me

katierocks:

i don't really like them, a little too poserish for me

*eye twitches* poserish? how so?

GreenDay420:

katierocks:

i don't really like them, a little too poserish for me

*eye twitches* poserish? how so?

they just seem like they think they're a little more hardcore than they really are. i just don't really like them.

katierocks:

GreenDay420:

katierocks:

i don't really like them, a little too poserish for me

*eye twitches* poserish? how so?

they just seem like they think they're a little more hardcore than they really are. i just don't really like them.

ah alritey, fair enough.

GreenDay420:

-big stupid fucking review-

Who. Wrote. That.

<333333333 Love 'em. n.n

GreenDay420:

-fucked up review-

I'm sorry, I stopped at 'Seriously, I can't fathom these morons.'
W.T.F.

i don't know who did the review cuz i didn't want to go on the site, i just got it from someone's post on ch4. it is quite stupid though.

Megan The Spice Girl.:

GreenDay420:

-big stupid fucking review-

Who. Wrote. That.

A person who knew that people like you would get mad. L0lz!1

that's a bitchin review
fuckers ..
That makes me fucking mad
even though it shouldn't

I read somewhere that Syn's stach is gone
is this true or just gossip?

katierocks:

i don't really like them, a little too poserish for me

If you dno't like them why do you post here?
it's not as if we think of that as useful information

you don't like them...that's okay

I dont care.

Avenged Sevenfold is the shit! They rock my stripish socks of!! Synyster Gates is an awesome guitarist, and the rest of the band kicks ass!

true

I'm so looking forward to seeing them in june

The minority!:

true

I'm so looking forward to seeing them in june

Woo! I cant believe it was only last month I seen them.
Fucking amazing. Not big on crowd interaction though, which is kinda good I guess, cause a lot of bands I've seen spout so much shite.
Yeah,

TWO MORE DAYSSSS!