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| Gustavatron. Addict  Age: - Gender: - Posts: 12813 | McPernis.:I own. Wooo. |
| girl almighty GSBitch  Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 76615 | |
| Chelsey-Lois Jackass Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 1348 |  some of the things said shouldnt be there for children, also i know you might not like me Jo, but at first glance of that picture....i thought it was Michael Jackson! But i then came to my sense!I appologise! |
| girl almighty GSBitch Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 76615 | chelseyxdougie:  I love you, that made me laugh so you're forgiven for suggesting I fancy Michael Jackson xD |
| Chelsey-Lois Jackass Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 1348 | McPernis.:  gosh i say that and your saying ''i love you''?......ok  I love you too! I obioulsy know you dont fancy him, thats just who i thought it was at first!  |
| girl almighty GSBitch Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 76615 | About 100 people choke to death on Danny Jones each year. The international dialling code for Danny Jones is 672. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Danny Jones on. Danny Jones can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak. Ideally, Danny Jones should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees! Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Danny Jones. Worldwide, Danny Jones is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects. Danny Jones is the sacred animal of Thailand! A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Danny Jones can not. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Danny Jones as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle. By tradition, a girl standing under Dougie Poynter cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege. Dougie Poynter can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak. Dougie Poynter was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Dougie Poynter. Dougie Poynter was originally called Cheerioats. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Dougie Poynter'. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Dougie Poynter. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Dougie Poynter fighting underground. Czar Paul I banished Dougie Poynter to Siberia for marching out of step. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Dougie Poynter. The condom - originally made from Harry Judd - was invented in the early 1500s. Ideally, Harry Judd should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees! Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Harry Judd! Harry Judd is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Harry Judd is the victim. In Japan, Harry Judd can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government. Harry Judd can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant. Europe is the only continent that lacks Harry Judd! If you chew gum while peeling Harry Judd then it will stop you from crying. Harry Judd has only one weakness - the colour yellow. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Tom Fletcher. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Tom Fletcher in 1504, after eighteen months work! Birds do not sleep in Tom Fletcher, though they may rest in him from time to time. Donald Duck's middle name is Tom Fletcher. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Tom Fletcher! The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Tom Fletcher. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Tom Fletcher. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Tom Fletcher. The difference between Tom Fletcher and a village is that Tom Fletcher does not have a church. Tom Fletcher once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest. and I could go on laughingIf you want to do yourself |
| Chelsey-Lois Jackass Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 1348 | is so random! im at school wetting myself at all these! im trying to read it out aloud, people here dont get our humour! |
| girl almighty GSBitch Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 76615 | I was killing myself when I read them xD A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Danny Jones can not - that's my favourite one xDD |
| Explicit Sins. Geek  Age: 48 Gender: Male Posts: 231   | |
| girl almighty GSBitch Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 76615 | shoplifter_girl: Ooh happy birthday to you! I'm about 5 months older than you :BAnd nope, not really, they haven't been doing anything in the public eye (I mean promotion or premiers etc.) since they got back from holiday. They're probably recording at the moment or having meetings with movie promo people and such. |
| Explicit Sins. Geek Age: 48 Gender: Male Posts: 231 | Ultraviolet: ohh,bummer :[ when is just my luck gonna premier? in march? |
| girl almighty GSBitch Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 76615 | shoplifter_girl: It's scheduled for may in the cinemas so depending if that's early may or late may then it'll be an april or may premier. If it's in Leicester Square me, Jenny and Kirsty are going at 6am xD  |
| Explicit Sins. Geek Age: 48 Gender: Male Posts: 231 | Ultraviolet: lucky you! hmmmm maybe it'll hit cenima's here in may or june?? thet sucks! |
| girl almighty GSBitch Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 76615 | shoplifter_girl: They'll probably be an American premier too o.o Won't be going to that unfortunately :B How long do films usually take to get there? It's always Americans get them first <_< they somtimes take a few weeks to get to Britain too. Tsh. |
| Explicit Sins. Geek Age: 48 Gender: Male Posts: 231 | Ultraviolet: well it depends on the poupularity of the actors! for example : star wars 3 was shown at the same time as Britain and America! Mr. and Mrs. smith was shown here before America by 2 days! it's cuz of pirating and stuff! |
| Chelsey-Lois Jackass Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 1348 | |
| Explicit Sins. Geek Age: 48 Gender: Male Posts: 231 | chelseyxdougie: i swore to God that i'd see it. and if it isn't good , i'll go find lindsy and give her a piece if my mind!  |
| Chelsey-Lois Jackass Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 1348 | shoplifter_girl: i hate Lindsey anyway! I do wanna see her hair caught in a hair dryer though! hehe |
| Explicit Sins. Geek Age: 48 Gender: Male Posts: 231 | chelseyxdougie: that'd be funny! *evil laugh as she imagnes the scence* |
| girl almighty GSBitch Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 76615 | 240 AND 241 DAYS UNTIL MCFLY. k, done. McFly news that I find hilarious: NME Awards 2006 Worst Album Down in Albion - Babyshambles Back to Bedlam - James Blunt Bravery - The Bravery One Way Ticket to Hell... And Back - The Darkness Wonderland - McFly Worst Band Babyshambles Coldplay The Darkness McFly Son of Dork I don't know why I find that funny actually, I just do. And ooh the irony of Harry and Dougie's ad being in The NME xD |
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