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King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 4898
 | May 14th, 2006 at 05:44pm Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:
Teenie: NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY!
Teenie's Mother: What are you doing?
*The teenie takes a knife and stabs her mother*
HEADLINE: Young girl kills mother for insulting Tre Cool
Tre: O_O Oh my..There are other people called Tre Cool, right?
Rachel: O_OWhat the hell did you make this phyco do, Tre?
Tre: I don't even know her!!!
Teenie: YES YOU DO!! -points to Rachel- YOU'RE MAKING HIM BRAINWASHED!!!
Rachel: Fuck..girl..you need therepy
Teenie: I'LL KILL YOU
Rachel: O_O Tre...
Tre comes in and kicks the teenie girl out.
Teenie: BUT I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!
Rachel: Go find a sperm donor,bitch.
Teenie: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?
Rachel: -.-What, do you have bad hearing or something
Tre: Yeah!
Teenie: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!!!
Tre: Hun..I don't know you
Teenie: OH MY GIZOSH!!! HE CALLED ME HUN!!!!!!! |
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Gender: Female
Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 05:50pm
Tre: 
Rachel: Get the fuck out of here bitch.
Teenie: Not till I have Tre's babies!
Rachel |
the resistance.
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 05:52pm Reality Is Due:
Tre:
Rachel: Get the fuck out of here bitch.
Teenie: Not till I have Tre's babies!
Rachel
Tre: Kid, you need a life
Teenie: I'm not a kid!! I'm your future wife!
Rachel: So what am I, the fucking dog?
Teenie: Shut up, bitch
Rachel:  Don't make me bitch slap you
Teenie: I'll bitch slap you back, bitch |
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Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 06:04pm Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:
Tre:
Rachel: Get the fuck out of here bitch.
Teenie: Not till I have Tre's babies!
Rachel
Tre: Kid, you need a life
Teenie: I'm not a kid!! I'm your future wife!
Rachel: So what am I, the fucking dog?
Teenie: Shut up, bitch
Rachel: Don't make me bitch slap you
Teenie: I'll bitch slap you back, bitch
*Rachel kicks and beats the teenie to death.Meanwhile Tre is on the phone with Mike*
Tre: DUDE!GIRL ON GIRL FIGHT!COME OVER...NOW. |
the resistance.
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 06:09pm Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:
Tre:
Rachel: Get the fuck out of here bitch.
Teenie: Not till I have Tre's babies!
Rachel
Tre: Kid, you need a life
Teenie: I'm not a kid!! I'm your future wife!
Rachel: So what am I, the fucking dog?
Teenie: Shut up, bitch
Rachel: Don't make me bitch slap you
Teenie: I'll bitch slap you back, bitch
*Rachel kicks and beats the teenie to death.Meanwhile Tre is on the phone with Mike*
Tre: DUDE!GIRL ON GIRL FIGHT!COME OVER...NOW.
Mike: IM THERE, MAN!!
-Mike Calls Billie-
Mike: DUDE!! CAT FIGHT AT TRES!!
Billie: ALL RIGHT!! IM THERE!!
-Billie hangs up phone and looks to Mandy-
Billie: Oh..Hi sweetie 
Mandy:  |
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Post Whore
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 06:14pm Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:
Tre:
Rachel: Get the fuck out of here bitch.
Teenie: Not till I have Tre's babies!
Rachel
Tre: Kid, you need a life
Teenie: I'm not a kid!! I'm your future wife!
Rachel: So what am I, the fucking dog?
Teenie: Shut up, bitch
Rachel: Don't make me bitch slap you
Teenie: I'll bitch slap you back, bitch
*Rachel kicks and beats the teenie to death.Meanwhile Tre is on the phone with Mike*
Tre: DUDE!GIRL ON GIRL FIGHT!COME OVER...NOW.
Mike: IM THERE, MAN!!
-Mike Calls Billie-
Mike: DUDE!! CAT FIGHT AT TRES!!
Billie: ALL RIGHT!! IM THERE!!
-Billie hangs up phone and looks to Mandy-
Billie: Oh..Hi sweetie
Mandy:
-Billie looks afraid-
Billie: Yea honey...?
Mandy: Who was on the phone?
Billie: Mike..
Mandy: What did he say?
Billie -gulp-: Girl on girl fight at Tre's house.
Mandy: With who?
Billie: Dunno...
Mandy: No girl on girl fights for you!
Billie: AWW MAN!
-Baby walks in the room then starts laughing-
Baby: Hahaaaa you can't see the fiiight! |
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King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 06:21pm Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:
Tre:
Rachel: Get the fuck out of here bitch.
Teenie: Not till I have Tre's babies!
Rachel
Tre: Kid, you need a life
Teenie: I'm not a kid!! I'm your future wife!
Rachel: So what am I, the fucking dog?
Teenie: Shut up, bitch
Rachel: Don't make me bitch slap you
Teenie: I'll bitch slap you back, bitch
*Rachel kicks and beats the teenie to death.Meanwhile Tre is on the phone with Mike*
Tre: DUDE!GIRL ON GIRL FIGHT!COME OVER...NOW.
Mike: IM THERE, MAN!!
-Mike Calls Billie-
Mike: DUDE!! CAT FIGHT AT TRES!!
Billie: ALL RIGHT!! IM THERE!!
-Billie hangs up phone and looks to Mandy-
Billie: Oh..Hi sweetie
Mandy:
-Billie looks afraid-
Billie: Yea honey...?
Mandy: Who was on the phone?
Billie: Mike..
Mandy: What did he say?
Billie -gulp-: Girl on girl fight at Tre's house.
Mandy: With who?
Billie: Dunno...
Mandy: No girl on girl fights for you!
Billie: AWW MAN!
-Baby walks in the room then starts laughing-
Baby: Hahaaaa you can't see the fiiight!
Billie: Shut up you stupid kid
Mandy: BILLIE!
Baby: -starts to pretend to cry, while laughing as Billie gets yelled at-
Billie: "But she laughed at me!"
Mandy: "Shes your daughter!"
Billie: "Are you sure? Are you sure it's not Mikes?"
Mandy: -Slaps-
Ray -who pops out of nowhere-: "FIGHT AT THE ARMSTRONGS, TOO!!!"
-teenies run in- : "FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!"
Billie and Mandy: o___o
Billie: Can I go to that chick fight now?
Mandy: What do you think? |
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Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 06:27pm Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:
Tre:
Rachel: Get the fuck out of here bitch.
Teenie: Not till I have Tre's babies!
Rachel
Tre: Kid, you need a life
Teenie: I'm not a kid!! I'm your future wife!
Rachel: So what am I, the fucking dog?
Teenie: Shut up, bitch
Rachel: Don't make me bitch slap you
Teenie: I'll bitch slap you back, bitch
*Rachel kicks and beats the teenie to death.Meanwhile Tre is on the phone with Mike*
Tre: DUDE!GIRL ON GIRL FIGHT!COME OVER...NOW.
Mike: IM THERE, MAN!!
-Mike Calls Billie-
Mike: DUDE!! CAT FIGHT AT TRES!!
Billie: ALL RIGHT!! IM THERE!!
-Billie hangs up phone and looks to Mandy-
Billie: Oh..Hi sweetie
Mandy:
-Billie looks afraid-
Billie: Yea honey...?
Mandy: Who was on the phone?
Billie: Mike..
Mandy: What did he say?
Billie -gulp-: Girl on girl fight at Tre's house.
Mandy: With who?
Billie: Dunno...
Mandy: No girl on girl fights for you!
Billie: AWW MAN!
-Baby walks in the room then starts laughing-
Baby: Hahaaaa you can't see the fiiight!
Billie: Shut up you stupid kid
Mandy: BILLIE!
Baby: -starts to pretend to cry, while laughing as Billie gets yelled at-
Billie: "But she laughed at me!"
Mandy: "Shes your daughter!"
Billie: "Are you sure? Are you sure it's not Mikes?"
Mandy: -Slaps-
Ray -who pops out of nowhere-: "FIGHT AT THE ARMSTRONGS, TOO!!!"
-teenies run in- : "FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!"
Billie and Mandy: o___o
Billie: Can I go to that chick fight now?
Mandy: What do you think?
Billie:  |
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King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 06:31pm Reality Is Due:
Mandy: Dumbass
Baby: You thought you could go?! and I'm suppose to be the small brained one!!
Billie: Shut up!! I'm gonna cry now!!
Baby: Wow..thats sad...
Billie: No..your mom is sad
Mandy: What was that?
Billie: Oh..shit..I meant that in a good way, sweetie |
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Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 06:34pm Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:
Mandy: Dumbass
Baby: You thought you could go?! and I'm suppose to be the small brained one!!
Billie: Shut up!! I'm gonna cry now!!
Baby: Wow..thats sad...
Billie: No..your mom is sad
Mandy: What was that?
Billie: Oh..shit..I meant that in a good way, sweetie
Mandy: *shrug* I don't really care for my mom anyway...
Baby: Why not?
Mandy: It's a long story sweetie.
Baby: Try me,I have a whole childhood of time. |
the resistance.
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 06:38pm Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:
Mandy: Dumbass
Baby: You thought you could go?! and I'm suppose to be the small brained one!!
Billie: Shut up!! I'm gonna cry now!!
Baby: Wow..thats sad...
Billie: No..your mom is sad
Mandy: What was that?
Billie: Oh..shit..I meant that in a good way, sweetie
Mandy: *shrug* I don't really care for my mom anyway...
Baby: Why not?
Mandy: It's a long story sweetie.
Baby: Try me,I have a whole childhood of time.
Billie: I don't believe you're my kid
Baby: Shut up
Billie: I'm denied love..
Mandy: Shut up! I'm trying to tell a story to my kid
Billie: She's mine..too..
Baby: -__-
Billie: -sticks tongue out-
Baby: -Grabs tongue-
Billie: HOLEY SHIT! MY TONGUE!!
Mandy: Shut up and sit down, Billie
Billie: -sits down-
Mandy: Okay now..I didn't like my mom because
Billie: Cuz she was the big bad wolf and your mom was a pig -says to the baby-
Mandy: Ecuse me? I was a what
Billie: Beauty Queen |
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Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 06:49pm Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:
Mandy: Dumbass
Baby: You thought you could go?! and I'm suppose to be the small brained one!!
Billie: Shut up!! I'm gonna cry now!!
Baby: Wow..thats sad...
Billie: No..your mom is sad
Mandy: What was that?
Billie: Oh..shit..I meant that in a good way, sweetie
Mandy: *shrug* I don't really care for my mom anyway...
Baby: Why not?
Mandy: It's a long story sweetie.
Baby: Try me,I have a whole childhood of time.
Billie: I don't believe you're my kid
Baby: Shut up
Billie: I'm denied love..
Mandy: Shut up! I'm trying to tell a story to my kid
Billie: She's mine..too..
Baby: -__-
Billie: -sticks tongue out-
Baby: -Grabs tongue-
Billie: HOLEY SHIT! MY TONGUE!!
Mandy: Shut up and sit down, Billie
Billie: -sits down-
Mandy: Okay now..I didn't like my mom because
Billie: Cuz she was the big bad wolf and your mom was a pig -says to the baby-
Mandy: Ecuse me? I was a what
Billie: Beauty Queen
I'm outta ideas! |
the resistance.
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 06:52pm Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:
Mandy: Dumbass
Baby: You thought you could go?! and I'm suppose to be the small brained one!!
Billie: Shut up!! I'm gonna cry now!!
Baby: Wow..thats sad...
Billie: No..your mom is sad
Mandy: What was that?
Billie: Oh..shit..I meant that in a good way, sweetie
Mandy: *shrug* I don't really care for my mom anyway...
Baby: Why not?
Mandy: It's a long story sweetie.
Baby: Try me,I have a whole childhood of time.
Billie: I don't believe you're my kid
Baby: Shut up
Billie: I'm denied love..
Mandy: Shut up! I'm trying to tell a story to my kid
Billie: She's mine..too..
Baby: -__-
Billie: -sticks tongue out-
Baby: -Grabs tongue-
Billie: HOLEY SHIT! MY TONGUE!!
Mandy: Shut up and sit down, Billie
Billie: -sits down-
Mandy: Okay now..I didn't like my mom because
Billie: Cuz she was the big bad wolf and your mom was a pig -says to the baby-
Mandy: Ecuse me? I was a what
Billie: Beauty Queen
I'm outta ideas!
so we move to the Dirnt's house  or wherever he is
-Mike shows up at bitch fight-
Mike: O__oTre..youre watching your girlfriend bitch fight a teenie?
Tre: HELL YEAH!! WAIT TIL THEY GET TO THAT MUD PUDDLE OVER THERE! |
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Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 06:56pm Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:
Mandy: Dumbass
Baby: You thought you could go?! and I'm suppose to be the small brained one!!
Billie: Shut up!! I'm gonna cry now!!
Baby: Wow..thats sad...
Billie: No..your mom is sad
Mandy: What was that?
Billie: Oh..shit..I meant that in a good way, sweetie
Mandy: *shrug* I don't really care for my mom anyway...
Baby: Why not?
Mandy: It's a long story sweetie.
Baby: Try me,I have a whole childhood of time.
Billie: I don't believe you're my kid
Baby: Shut up
Billie: I'm denied love..
Mandy: Shut up! I'm trying to tell a story to my kid
Billie: She's mine..too..
Baby: -__-
Billie: -sticks tongue out-
Baby: -Grabs tongue-
Billie: HOLEY SHIT! MY TONGUE!!
Mandy: Shut up and sit down, Billie
Billie: -sits down-
Mandy: Okay now..I didn't like my mom because
Billie: Cuz she was the big bad wolf and your mom was a pig -says to the baby-
Mandy: Ecuse me? I was a what
Billie: Beauty Queen
I'm outta ideas!
so we move to the Dirnt's house or wherever he is
-Mike shows up at bitch fight-
Mike: O__oTre..youre watching your girlfriend bitch fight a teenie?
Tre: HELL YEAH!! WAIT TIL THEY GET TO THAT MUD PUDDLE OVER THERE!
Rachel stops the fight.
Rachel: What did you say Tre? |
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King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 06:58pm Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:
Mandy: Dumbass
Baby: You thought you could go?! and I'm suppose to be the small brained one!!
Billie: Shut up!! I'm gonna cry now!!
Baby: Wow..thats sad...
Billie: No..your mom is sad
Mandy: What was that?
Billie: Oh..shit..I meant that in a good way, sweetie
Mandy: *shrug* I don't really care for my mom anyway...
Baby: Why not?
Mandy: It's a long story sweetie.
Baby: Try me,I have a whole childhood of time.
Billie: I don't believe you're my kid
Baby: Shut up
Billie: I'm denied love..
Mandy: Shut up! I'm trying to tell a story to my kid
Billie: She's mine..too..
Baby: -__-
Billie: -sticks tongue out-
Baby: -Grabs tongue-
Billie: HOLEY SHIT! MY TONGUE!!
Mandy: Shut up and sit down, Billie
Billie: -sits down-
Mandy: Okay now..I didn't like my mom because
Billie: Cuz she was the big bad wolf and your mom was a pig -says to the baby-
Mandy: Ecuse me? I was a what
Billie: Beauty Queen
I'm outta ideas!
so we move to the Dirnt's house or wherever he is
-Mike shows up at bitch fight-
Mike: O__oTre..youre watching your girlfriend bitch fight a teenie?
Tre: HELL YEAH!! WAIT TIL THEY GET TO THAT MUD PUDDLE OVER THERE!
Rachel stops the fight.
Rachel: What did you say Tre?
Tre: That you'll win
Rachel: I heard something about a mud puddle
Mike: He did! He said he cant wait til you guys get in one!
Rachel: |
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| May 14th, 2006 at 06:58pm Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:
Mandy: Dumbass
Baby: You thought you could go?! and I'm suppose to be the small brained one!!
Billie: Shut up!! I'm gonna cry now!!
Baby: Wow..thats sad...
Billie: No..your mom is sad
Mandy: What was that?
Billie: Oh..shit..I meant that in a good way, sweetie
Mandy: *shrug* I don't really care for my mom anyway...
Baby: Why not?
Mandy: It's a long story sweetie.
Baby: Try me,I have a whole childhood of time.
Billie: I don't believe you're my kid
Baby: Shut up
Billie: I'm denied love..
Mandy: Shut up! I'm trying to tell a story to my kid
Billie: She's mine..too..
Baby: -__-
Billie: -sticks tongue out-
Baby: -Grabs tongue-
Billie: HOLEY SHIT! MY TONGUE!!
Mandy: Shut up and sit down, Billie
Billie: -sits down-
Mandy: Okay now..I didn't like my mom because
Billie: Cuz she was the big bad wolf and your mom was a pig -says to the baby-
Mandy: Ecuse me? I was a what
Billie: Beauty Queen
I'm outta ideas!
so we move to the Dirnt's house or wherever he is
-Mike shows up at bitch fight-
Mike: O__oTre..youre watching your girlfriend bitch fight a teenie?
Tre: HELL YEAH!! WAIT TIL THEY GET TO THAT MUD PUDDLE OVER THERE!
Rachel stops the fight.
Rachel: What did you say Tre?
Tre: That you'll win
Rachel: I heard something about a mud puddle
Mike: He did! He said he cant wait til you guys get in one!
Rachel: *Tre runs and squeals like a girl while Rachel chases him and then the teenie gets raped and killed by Ray* |
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Gender: Female
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| May 14th, 2006 at 07:00pm Quote*Tre runs and squeals like a girl while Rachel chases him and then the teenie gets raped and killed by Ray*
Mike:  Wow, Ray..I thought you were gay
Ray: |
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Gender: Female
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| May 14th, 2006 at 07:19pm Ze Nerd, Bitch:Quote*Tre runs and squeals like a girl while Rachel chases him and then the teenie gets raped and killed by Ray*
Mike: Wow, Ray..I thought you were gay
Ray:
I'll be back at 9  . |
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King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 07:21pm Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Quote*Tre runs and squeals like a girl while Rachel chases him and then the teenie gets raped and killed by Ray*
Mike: Wow, Ray..I thought you were gay
Ray:
I'll be back at 9 .
lmao
Okkie  By the way, can I add yah on my friends list?? |
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| May 14th, 2006 at 09:03pm Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Quote*Tre runs and squeals like a girl while Rachel chases him and then the teenie gets raped and killed by Ray*
Mike: Wow, Ray..I thought you were gay
Ray:
I'll be back at 9 .
lmao
Okkie By the way, can I add yah on my friends list?? I'm back and yea,I'll add ya to mine . |
