MOVIE: Shaun Of The Dead.

-drenched.in.my.pain-:

haha yeah
"ITS FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING" "its saturday!!" "NO ITS FUCKING NOT IT FUCKING SUNDAY, AND I HAVE TO FUCKING WORK IN FOUR FUCKING HOURS COZ EVERY OTHER FUCKER IN MY FUCKING DEPARTMENT IS FUCKING ILL, NOW CAN YOU SEE WHY IM SO FUCKING ANGRY" fuck yeah!!"
god i luv it!

that bit makes me laugh so much me and my friend are always reciting it.
The funniest bit is when Shaun is trying to get to his girlfriend and he's just smacking all the zombies on the head as he goes by...hilarious stuff

I love that bit where Shaun and Ed are going through the plan to save Shaun's girlfriend and his mom, classic.

Incubus:

I love that bit where Shaun and Ed are going through the plan to save Shaun's girlfriend and his mom, classic.

Lmao. The wink as he lifts up the beer/mug

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I could read that straight away.

I think it's halarious.

I love the bit at the end when shauns arguing with David:

Shaun - ' Your the one whos gone from being a Chartered accountant to Charlten Heston
David -' Im not a chartered accountant'
Shaun -'Well you look like one
Ed -'Yeah'

and when's he's phoning 999

Shaun -Its engaged
Ed - How about an Ambulance
Shaun - Its engaged Ed
Ed - Fire Engine?
Shaun - Its one number Ed and its busy...what do you want a fire engine for anyway?

LOL

"Mom, have you been bitten?"
"Dear no. But Philip has."
"Oh, ok"

YOU'VE GOT RED ON YOU!

Yeah boooooooi.

I could quote this movie forever. My favorite one ever!

That movie is hilarious.

Theres no I in team...but there is an I in Pie

i loved it.

Canadian_saint:

Theres no I in team...but there is an I in Pie

There is an I in meatpie. The anagram of meat is team......I love that movie xDD

We had to watch the film at school an do some of our coursework on it.

xxlolxx:

We had to watch the film at school an do some of our coursework on it.

rofl
are you sure it was "Shaun" and not "dawn" ? XD

~ Christie ~:

xxlolxx:

We had to watch the film at school an do some of our coursework on it.

rofl
are you sure it was "Shaun" and not "dawn" ? XD

yeah im sure, we did shaun of the dead

My favorite Shaun of the Dead quotes:

Shaun: It's not that I don't wanna spend time with you, cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many friends.
Ed: Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?

Ed:: [after Shaun hits zombie with butt of rifle] You could have just shot him.

Shaun: [in concerned tone] Mum, have you been bitten?
Barbara: No, but Philip has.
Shaun: Oh, OK.
Ed: [concerned] Has she been bitten?
Shaun: No, Philip has.
Ed: Oh, OK.

Shaun: Did you know that on several occasions... he touched me?
[long pause as Barbara turns to look at Shaun]
Shaun: That wasn't true. Made it up. Shouldn't have done that. Sorry.

David: I'm not staying here.
Liz: David, don't, that's suicide.
Ed: I think you should go.

Ed: Shoot the gun!
Shaun: For the last time, Ed, it's not...
[gun misfires]
Ed: I fucking knew it!

Ed: Purple Rain?
Shaun: No.
Ed: Sign o' the Times?
Shaun: Definitely not.
Ed: The Batman soundtrack?
Shaun: Throw it.

Shaun: [Hands Liz flowers] Got you these.
Liz: [Liz reads label] "To a wonderful mum"?
Shaun: [Sniggers] Oooh! Yeah, that's, because... I thought, it would be, funny, because of what you said last night about me y'know, don't wanna be my mum and that. It's just a little joke, just sort of spur of the moment...
Liz: [Long pause] They're for your mum, aren't they?
Shaun: Yeah.
Liz: Smooth

[a jukebox begins playing Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" while the zombie Pub owner attacks the group]
Shaun: Who the hell put this on?
Ed: It's on random.
Liz: For fuck's sake!

[Shaun is channel hopping]
[Channel 4 News]
Krishnan Guru-Murthy: Though no one official is prepared to comment, religious groups are calling it Judgement Day. There's...
[VH1, playing "Panic" by The Smiths]
Morrissey: ...Panic on the streets of London...
[ITV News]
News Reporter: ...as an increasing number of reports of...
[Football]
Football Commentator: ...serious attacks on...
[Channel Five News]
News Reporter: ...people, who are literally being...
[Nature documentary, leopards eating a gazelle]
Documentary Narrator: ...eaten alive.
[Sky News]
Jeremy Thompson: Witnesses' reports at best are sketchy, but one unifying detail seems to be that the attackers in many instances appear to be...
[T4]
Vernon Kay: ...dead excited to have with us here a sensational chart topping...

Liz: You hang out with my friends? Sorry, a failed actress and a twat?
Shaun: Well, that's a bit harsh.
Liz: Your words, Shaun!
Shaun: I did NOT call Dianne a failed actress!

I'm going watching it again now!

Shaun: Come and get it! It's a running buffet!
[shouts]
Shaun: All you can eat!

Ed: Any zombies out there?
Shaun: Don't say that!
Ed: What?
Shaun: That!
Ed: What?
Shaun: The zed-word. Don't say it!
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Because it's ridiculous!
Ed: Well...are they any?
Shaun: [looking out the door mail slot, he sees an empty street] I don't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that.
Shaun: [turns his head and sees a pack of zombies] Oh, no, wait, there they are.


Ed: [pulls the car up] What's up, niggas?

Ed: Don't forget to kill Philip!

Shaun: Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!

Shaun: Do you want anything from the shop?
Ed: Cornetto.

Shaun: [about Ed] I've known him since primary school, you know? I like having him around, he's a laugh.
Pete: What, because he can impersonate an orangutan? Fuck-a-doodle-doo!
Shaun: Oh, leave him alone.
Pete: Alright, I admit, he can pretty funny on occasion. Like that time we stayed up all night drinking apple Schnappes and playing Tekken 2.
Shaun: Oh yeah.
[laughing]
Shaun: When was that?
Pete: [laughing] That was five years ago. When's he going home?

Shaun: [About Ed] He has sold a bit of weed ounce and a then.
Pete: Yeah. Ounce...in college...to you!

Shaun: They still out there?
[Ed checks, revealing two zombies scratching at the window]
Ed: Yeah. What you think we should do?
Shaun: Have a sit down?

Liz: It's just that with Ed here, it's no wonder I always bring my flatmates out, and then that only exacerbates things.
Shaun: What you mean?
Liz: Well, you guys hardly get on, do you?
Shaun: No... what does 'exacerbate' mean?

David: You still haven't met his mum?
Shaun: Not yet!
Dianne: Don't you get on with your mum, Shaun?
Shaun: It's not that I don't get on with her....
David: Are you ashamed of your mum, Shaun?
Shaun: No! I love my mum!
Ed: I love his mum too.
Shaun: Ed!
Ed: [singing] She's like butter!
Shaun: Ed!

Liz: Liz: It'd be nice if we could...
Ed: Fuck!
Liz: ...spend a bit more time together...
Ed: Bollocks!
Liz: ...just the two of us...
Ed: Cock it!

Shaun: He's a laugh, alright?
[about Ed]
Pete: What, because he can impersonate an orangutan? Fuck-a-doodle-doo, Shaun!

Ed: You gonna thank me then?
Shaun: For what?
Ed: Tidying up!
Shaun: Doesn't look that tidy.
Ed: Well, I had a few beers when I finished.

Shaun: I'm just going to check to see if the cost is clear
*walks up lader*
-Pause-
*walks back down ladder*
Liz: Is it clear?
Shaun: No.
Liz: How many.
Shaun: Lots.

that_bass_line:

Shaun: I'm just going to check to see if the cost is clear
*walks up lader*
-Pause-
*walks back down ladder*
Liz: Is it clear?
Shaun: No.
Liz: How many.
Shaun: Lots.

I love that bit.

for die hard fans, watch Land of the Dead, by George romero, not only is it a kick ass zombie film but it has cameo's by the director of Shaun of.... and simon pegg (shaun)

HA! I love that movie!
I just finished watching it a few hours ago for the second time! Its hilarious as fuck!
I love how they kept on saying "you got a little bit of red on you"

"what's wrong? Never taken a shortcut before??"
-attemps to jump over fence-
-fence falls-
!