Billie Joe Rumors

knockout:

BillyJoezzz:

THIS JUST IN! Billie Joe Armstrong of the punk rock band Green Day has two penis' !!!

LMFAO. I've hear a lot of rumors that Billie has a tendency to hook up with Mike and Tre (and probably some of the touring musicians and other people who are involved in the tour) when their wives and girlfriends hven't been around for a while and they start to get lonely. But I guess that's better for their wives and girlfriends because at least they all know they won't contract andy diseases or something. Well, I would think Tre might, but who the hell really knows.

Thats not a rumour, it's fanfiction. XD

knockout:

BillyJoezzz:

THIS JUST IN! Billie Joe Armstrong of the punk rock band Green Day has two penis' !!!

LMFAO. I've hear a lot of rumors that Billie has a tendency to hook up with Mike and Tre (and probably some of the touring musicians and other people who are involved in the tour) when their wives and girlfriends hven't been around for a while and they start to get lonely. But I guess that's better for their wives and girlfriends because at least they all know they won't contract andy diseases or something. Well, I would think Tre might, but who the hell really knows.

I think that's probably only true in your imagination

achin' to be:

knockout:

BillyJoezzz:

THIS JUST IN! Billie Joe Armstrong of the punk rock band Green Day has two penis' !!!

LMFAO. I've hear a lot of rumors that Billie has a tendency to hook up with Mike and Tre (and probably some of the touring musicians and other people who are involved in the tour) when their wives and girlfriends hven't been around for a while and they start to get lonely. But I guess that's better for their wives and girlfriends because at least they all know they won't contract andy diseases or something. Well, I would think Tre might, but who the hell really knows.

Thats not a rumour, it's fanfiction. XD

Well, yeah, it's in fan fiction, but I think it started out as a rumor that many people include in their fan fiction now.

achin' to be:

knockout:

BillyJoezzz:

THIS JUST IN! Billie Joe Armstrong of the punk rock band Green Day has two penis' !!!

LMFAO. I've hear a lot of rumors that Billie has a tendency to hook up with Mike and Tre (and probably some of the touring musicians and other people who are involved in the tour) when their wives and girlfriends hven't been around for a while and they start to get lonely. But I guess that's better for their wives and girlfriends because at least they all know they won't contract andy diseases or something. Well, I would think Tre might, but who the hell really knows.

Thats not a rumour, it's fanfiction. XD

Well, yeah, it's in fan fiction, but I think it started out as a rumor that many people include in their fan fiction now.

achin' to be:

knockout:

BillyJoezzz:

THIS JUST IN! Billie Joe Armstrong of the punk rock band Green Day has two penis' !!!

LMFAO. I've hear a lot of rumors that Billie has a tendency to hook up with Mike and Tre (and probably some of the touring musicians and other people who are involved in the tour) when their wives and girlfriends hven't been around for a while and they start to get lonely. But I guess that's better for their wives and girlfriends because at least they all know they won't contract andy diseases or something. Well, I would think Tre might, but who the hell really knows.

Thats not a rumour, it's fanfiction. XD

it's def fanfiction

Oh. Oh well. I fail.

Oh and sorry about the double post earlier, guys. My computer was being slow and I guess my impatience and constantly clicking stuff while I waited made it post the same thing twice.

GreenDay_Fan17:

Billie has died a lot

Maybe he's a cat with 9 lives


Hmmmm....

Oh god I'm still laughin hahaha

I heard that he hornswoggled Adie a lot but I don't know with who !

... what? XD

"hornswoggle
–verb (used with object), -gled, -gling. Slang .
to swindle, cheat, hoodwink, or hoax."
-Dictionary.Com.

awee. why do so many of these rumours involve something negative toward adie =-s

Some of the following I ACTUALLY heard...some of them i just started spreading in my mind as i wrote them ROFL ROFL

1 - Billie is attempting to become the next MJ
2 - Billie is actually related to Tim Armstrong from Rancid
3 - Billie has a crush on Iggy Pop AND Bono
4 - Billie hardly ever wears underwear

5 - Billie has an eating disorder
6 - He only smokes socially
7 - He has a love kid from before he was married to Adie
8 - He is only into taking anal not giving it (sorry sorry but thats what the rumour said)
9 - He has a really small hoo-hah
10 - He stole Ciggarettes and Valentines himself.
11 - He has an ongoing argument with Eminem

i heard billie is a space alien
i don't know if i should believe it or not
D:

Does anyone heard about the size of his... You know...

Yeah, google image Billie joe's penis, there's a photo

"bj is gay" hahahahaha, maybe he is xD "his childs" not his and his wife has another men. hahahaha is funny xD his size is 1 ! hahahahaha

his size is 1

Tre_and Mike_fan:

his size is 1

In girl pants?

she was trying to be funny and say that he has a small penis but shes just a troll so how about a warm glass of shutthehellup

Mr.Armstrong:

she was trying to be funny and say that he has a small penis but shes just a troll so how about a warm glass of shutthehellup

Yeah, I've seen some of their other posts, they're not very good at wording their attempts though. They need to work harder if they're going to be a troll, it's an artform.

Brenda_89:

his size is 1

good to know you're spending your life trying to piss people off.