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Ms. Murder
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Ms. Murder
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June 14th, 2006 at 02:13pm
Eww! That Ink!
Why’d you spill all that ink?
Now the room will stink.
Eww that smell.
Will someone tell?
It’s like a puke rink.

A Bird’s Beak?
One day I found a bird’s beak,
In the small, clear creak.
It was really weird.
My friends feared,
For they thought I was a freak.

Yummy! Soda
Pepsi, Coke, Sprite.
Mmm! Drink, I might.
I’m bubbly inside,
Splash, like an ocean tide.
I feel fizzy and light.
the resistance.
King For A Couple Of Days
the resistance.
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Mibba
June 14th, 2006 at 02:18pm
[x]Poetic Disaster[x]:
sure......



They're good, but they need a bit of revising.


I concur.
Santa Billie
Falling In Love With The Board
Santa Billie
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June 14th, 2006 at 02:27pm
Each line in a limerick is supposed to have a certain number of
syllables...
alldaGreenDaynamesrtaken
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alldaGreenDaynamesrtaken
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June 14th, 2006 at 02:32pm
O.k. I know this isn't a limerick, but it's pretty funny!

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two slabs of bread!
Diskoh
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Diskoh
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Mibba
June 14th, 2006 at 02:43pm
Eh

Uhm..you need to just..learn more about limericks..
Meski
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Meski
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June 14th, 2006 at 02:45pm
she just said that it isnt a limerick!!
rollerpig
GSBitch
rollerpig
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June 14th, 2006 at 03:53pm
Hehe ^_^
Spicy Librarian!
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Spicy Librarian!
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June 14th, 2006 at 03:54pm
There once was a man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke in with a fright,
in the middle of the night,
to find that his dream had come true.

lmfao.
rollerpig
GSBitch
rollerpig
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Gender: Female
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June 14th, 2006 at 04:12pm
Death:
There once was a man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke in with a fright,
in the middle of the night,
to find that his dream had come true.

lmfao.


lmfao

Aunt Anna from Italia likes Ananas and Banana.

XD
Addison Montgomery.
Falling In Love With The Board
Addison Montgomery.
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Mibba Blog
June 17th, 2006 at 10:19am
They're ok but work on them.
Dehren McGhengland
Rotting On Here
Dehren McGhengland
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June 17th, 2006 at 12:26pm
Ella:
casuallyobsessed:
No...
Ms. Murder
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Ms. Murder
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June 17th, 2006 at 08:05pm
Post edited for hateful comments
madelyntastic{b.m.s}©
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madelyntastic{b.m.s}©
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June 18th, 2006 at 02:24pm
Pepperpot.:
Ella:
casuallyobsessed:
No...
That's right.. I said 'No..'. Jesus, you guys act like I've done the worst thing you can ever do on a thread..
newagecarny
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Mibba
June 18th, 2006 at 02:29pm
WTF. Eh

When we do that, it means we agree with you.
Utterly Tragic
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Utterly Tragic
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June 18th, 2006 at 02:31pm
lol
i wrote this one with 4th grade.
i had to for a language mark.

Santa was very blue
Because he lost his shoe
He opened the door
And looked on the floor
Then he forgot what to do
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