Busted Lips and Lust-Bruised Hips (A Pete Wentz Story)
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iATEjimmysWORLD King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4894 ![]() | Pete has the cutest animals. Ever. His dog's name is Hemingway? Heh. |
Inari King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 2538 | |
Inari King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 2538 | iATEjimmysWORLD: He does. And yeah. I think it's so cute he names his dog after a writer. |
Blink. Addict ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 13117 | |
Inari King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 2538 | Camisado: It is. It kinda looks like Hemingway is gonna fall off him any minute though lol. |
Blink. Addict ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 13117 | Inari: Hahaha, it does! But guess what... I had a dream about Pete last night! Ahaha! And right after we were talking about that too! ![]() |
Inari King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 2538 | Camisado: LMAO! It's spreading across the thread. What happened in yours? |
Blink. Addict ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 13117 | Inari: Okay, this is going to sound really weird, but... I think I had won this contest to go and live with him. O_O Hahaha! So I did...and then I can't remember exactly what happened. I think I remember getting dropped off at his house though. Hmm...I don't know; but it makes me feel like a teenie. xD |
Inari King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 2538 | Camisado: Damn. That would be a cool competition to win. |
Blink. Addict ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 13117 | Inari: Haha I know! *wishes it was real* |
Inari King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 2538 | Camisado: *wishes with you* Maybe with more people wishing, it'll come true. |
Blink. Addict ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 13117 | Inari: Maybe... Anyway, did you see the VMA's?! FOB had a monkey. ![]() |
Inari King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 2538 | Camisado: Simi. He was so cute. I want one. |
Blink. Addict ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 13117 | Inari: I know! Me too. ^_^ He had a diaper on. xD |
Inari King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 2538 | Camisado: A very fashionable monkey. Ha! Nah, Pete actually said it was more for function than fashion. |
Blink. Addict ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 13117 | Inari: Hahaha. Do you read the Q & A's on the FOBROCK website? |
Inari King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 2538 | Camisado: Yeah, I love reading them. A major source of inspiration for the story and some answers are hilarious. |
Blink. Addict ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 13117 | Inari: I know! This is one of my favorites: asked by jammels on 2005-04-16 03:29:00 how do i get the creepy guy at the meijers gas station to stop hitting on me? answered by pete on 2005-04-16 19:18:00 very technical anwer. the first thing you do is detatch the water hose on the corner from where it is to a cars tank of gasoline. then pinch it off so it doesn't spray (you've got to make it look like its still attatched to the water main). make a call from outside the gas station that "there is a car on fire outside" (you might have to light a car on fire to make it believable). when the guy runs outside to hit the emergency shut off switch tazer him with a police tazer until his shirt catches on fire. by now you may be dying with laughter but don't forget the last part. run over with the "water hose" and unpinch it and spray him with gas. he should be charred enough to eat at this point. ps if you dont mind going blind, drink some rubbing alcohol and pee on him. everyone loves a flaming tard. |
Inari King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 2538 | Camisado: Lmao! I wonder about his mental state sometimes. One of my favourite ones is when someone sent in a message like: "When you signed my book, you put that we should be in love. I was wondering when we were going to start." And he replied: "You're too late. We already are." I melted. |
Blink. Addict ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 13117 | Inari: Aww! I remember reading that one! ![]() |
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