Guess the size of my one inch cock

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DudeO King For A Couple Of Days Age: 31 Gender: Male Posts: 2543	October 11th, 2006 at 09:49pm it sucks. I'm telling you ahead of time. It SUCKS. But I was damn bored. Please be gentle. "Guess the size of my one inch cock." Saw him in the local bar sitting on a stool He had a cup of coffee and he looked real "chill" and "cool" Went up and had a chat with him I thought that he was hot and he turned to me and smiled and said "I have an eight inch cock!" Chorus Well no one likes a sinner And no one wants a fraud no one wants a drunken man who lies about his cock Well I looked him up and down my eyes were bulging out their sockets I laughed my ass off when I saw Viagra in his pocket. Chorus A story made for all the girls disappointed by the men who lied about their genitals and got them into bed a warning out to all the men who acted big and tough Dont try and fool us, we're not dumb, we'll cut that penis off! Chorus. THE END
ohmygodshutyourbutt Idiot Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 769	October 11th, 2006 at 09:57pm Well Now is all I can say.
DudeO King For A Couple Of Days Age: 31 Gender: Male Posts: 2543	October 11th, 2006 at 10:04pm is that good?
ohmygodshutyourbutt Idiot Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 769	October 11th, 2006 at 10:06pm Well,I like the last verse the best.
Toxic Narcotic King For A Couple Of Days Age: 103 Gender: Female Posts: 3750	October 11th, 2006 at 10:09pm Hey i loooooooooooove it!!!
asthenia. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 8632	October 11th, 2006 at 10:13pm I really like it.
swoon- Post Whore Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 1 000 000	October 11th, 2006 at 10:16pm Interesting.
Milk King For A Couple Of Days Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 3741	October 11th, 2006 at 10:35pm . And that's awsome. best topic ever
The Rev Addict Age: 38 Gender: Male Posts: 14004	October 11th, 2006 at 10:56pm
Whitney. Idiot Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 507	October 11th, 2006 at 11:26pm OH MY GOD I LOVE IT!!!!!!
*faithandmisery* Geek Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 154	October 12th, 2006 at 01:39am lmao i think it's great!
Fashion Zombies! Jackass Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 1168	October 12th, 2006 at 02:35am love it. When I first clicked on this I thought it was some newbie going to use GSB as a dating service but glad I did click it, It's brilliant!
Riot on the Radio Jackass Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 1841	October 12th, 2006 at 02:40am that's awesome
Stark Raving Lefty. Idiot Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 634	October 12th, 2006 at 08:36am That's amusing. If i ever put anything like that I would be slaughtered
Kyra Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 40	October 12th, 2006 at 08:52am Beautiful. Mother Goose could write something like that, cha know.
Green Day Has My Socks xD Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie Age: - Gender: - Posts: 54	October 12th, 2006 at 10:27am oh my god! finally, a bit funny uhm poem ! there are too many sad in here xD jesus christ I LOOVE THIS! xD
Peter Petrelli King For A Couple Of Days Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 4161	October 12th, 2006 at 01:24pm I love it. I was actually getting ready to abuse you when I saw the title. You are now my God.
Rozee. This Board Is My Home Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 30971	October 12th, 2006 at 02:25pm xD
rollerpig GSBitch Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 62283	October 12th, 2006 at 02:27pm I didn't expect much when I read the title.. xD BUT IT'S AWEEESOME Seriously, hilarious and well written. xD ... Blink-182-ish
Hilda the Hag Geek Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 130	October 12th, 2006 at 02:36pm that was great!!! great job!! lol

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