Swooney Todd.

- Name
- SwoonForMe
- Age
- 69
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- in ur cuntry, g0n b3 canadi4n.
Member since July 2nd, 2005
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About
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The name is Swoon. Most of the people on here know my real name, but I won't put it on here. I'm really fucking short. About 4' 9" / 4'10". I'm Asian and female. I find perfection to be overrated, and imperfection even moreso. Everyone has their strengths and their weaknesses. I tend to display more of the latter, and probably don't have many of the former. Don't bring me the horizon, bring the the whole fucking world. I am a sickminded freak of nature. I find sexual undertones in a lot of things that probably are the furthest thing from dirty. It's impossible to insult me. I'm pretty good at acting offended, but I know my faults, and people pointing them out makes me think "well, damn, at least I'm right about something."

MOVIES
Thirteen
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Wedding Singer
Another Gay Movie
Coffee Date
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Stick It
TV SHOWS
TAI TV
Heroes
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Family Guy
Futurama
Hannah Montana
8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Smallville
BOOKS
The Kite Runner
Never Cry Wolf
Invisible Monsters
Black Beauty
Night
Harry Potter series
Rainbow Boys series
A Tree Grows In Brooklyn
To Kill A Mockingbird
Lullaby
STICKAM
MYSPACE
FACEBOOK
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I fucking LOVE Jeff Dunham
one of the funniest men alive


The name is Swoon. Most of the people on here know my real name, but I won't put it on here. I'm really fucking short. About 4' 9" / 4'10". I'm Asian and female. I find perfection to be overrated, and imperfection even moreso. Everyone has their strengths and their weaknesses. I tend to display more of the latter, and probably don't have many of the former. Don't bring me the horizon, bring the the whole fucking world. I am a sickminded freak of nature. I find sexual undertones in a lot of things that probably are the furthest thing from dirty. It's impossible to insult me. I'm pretty good at acting offended, but I know my faults, and people pointing them out makes me think "well, damn, at least I'm right about something."

MOVIES
Thirteen
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Wedding Singer
Another Gay Movie
Coffee Date
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Stick It
TV SHOWS
TAI TV
Heroes
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Family Guy
Futurama
Hannah Montana
8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Smallville
BOOKS
The Kite Runner
Never Cry Wolf
Invisible Monsters
Black Beauty
Night
Harry Potter series
Rainbow Boys series
A Tree Grows In Brooklyn
To Kill A Mockingbird
Lullaby
STICKAM
MYSPACE
Add them if you want.
























I fucking LOVE Jeff Dunham
one of the funniest men alive

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Thanks for letting me add you to my friends! You can add me to your friends, too, if you want.
My PE teacher in 6th, 7th, and 8th grades was Canadian! He has a really good sense of humor and he's really nice! I like Canadians! LOL!
knockout, July 8th, 2008 at 02:34:20am
wanna b frenz...jeff fan? LOL
x_My Name Is EMO_x, May 22nd, 2008 at 08:02:23am
hamilton ontario
sorry i didn't get back to you right away, i'm currently grounded :D
Jeffree Star, May 19th, 2008 at 10:07:53pm
im Canadian too :O
Jeffree Star, May 5th, 2008 at 02:59:20am
yuss XD
Shorty of Suburbia, April 11th, 2008 at 10:40:57pm
*GASP*
I'm f*cking short too :D
Shorty of Suburbia, April 11th, 2008 at 03:10:05am
I'm probably more f*cking short than you are. ):
Erin; Technophile, March 16th, 2008 at 04:24:32am
I KNOW!!!!!111!!1!!!1!1!1!1!1
Joe Jonas, March 6th, 2008 at 05:40:27am
omg I'm f*cking short too
:D
Shorty of Suburbia, March 4th, 2008 at 04:18:02am
so i c u luv jeff dunham
so do i
hez the top comedian now...GO JEFF!!!
x_My Name Is EMO_x, March 1st, 2008 at 08:16:17am
Hi, Haw Are You? I Love Your Profile. I Wonder Haw You Can Change The Font? ^_^
without a name, February 10th, 2008 at 03:59:01pm
XDD Swooney Todd.
Do you happen to be related to Sweeney?
threeam., January 15th, 2008 at 05:25:40am
okay!
-sexes-
Mhairi; Sorry!, November 12th, 2007 at 09:16:23am
:finger: @ all you people. I told her the plural of moose was moose ages ago D:
:twisted:
Mhairi; Sorry!, October 31st, 2007 at 09:30:07am
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
Fictitious, October 27th, 2007 at 03:15:56pm