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vivalarorya Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 8405 | November 8th, 2006 at 06:38pm This is basically like Ask Abby...and the Ask Armstrong thread. Basically you just ask a question and the next person replies as Tre, and then they ask a question. Got it? I'll start.
Dear Tre,
I dreamed about you last night, except you were orange and wrinkley. Does that mean anything?
Love,
Dried Apricot Dreams |
Toxic Narcotic King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 103 Gender: Female Posts: 3750
| November 8th, 2006 at 08:36pm Dear dried apricot dreams,
I actually get really turned on by orange and wrinkly things. No, it does not mean anything! It jst means that you are too, attracted to orange and wrinkly things!
love, Tre Cool
Tre, I could beat you by a mile in a drum-off |
Milk King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 3741
| November 9th, 2006 at 12:54am Person above me,
I'm pretty sure that isn't a question.
-Tre
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Dear Tre,
Why aren't your socks crispy?
And have you ever eaten crispy chicken?
What about Kentucky fried chicken?
And have you ever been to Kentucky?
Love,
Queen Shit |
Toxic Narcotic King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 103 Gender: Female Posts: 3750
| November 9th, 2006 at 08:04pm Dear tre,
sorry for my stoopidity
lemme corret myself,
what if I gave you a blower in your sleep? |
Boosh Bananas Geek
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 194 | November 11th, 2006 at 03:26pm dear whatever you name is,
i wouldnt know because i was in my sleep
dear tre, my granparents just cant accept that i like different things to normal people what can i do
love unaccepted |
Milk King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 3741
| November 11th, 2006 at 07:32pm Dear unaccepted,
Sleep with them That might change their mind... that, or take Billie's advice, and tell them to FOD, you are being you and not what other people want you to be.
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Dear Tre,
I'm a virgin, can you help me fix it?
Love, unfixed |
Squishy Cool Idiot
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 614 | November 13th, 2006 at 01:07am Dear Tre,
I'm a virgin, can you help me fix it?
Love, unfixed
Dear Unfixed,
Yes. I'm helpful in that way.
But don't expect to be nearly as good as me after only one time.
Love,
Tré
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Dear Tré,
Have you ever had sex with a lesbian?
Love,
Random Curiosity |
Boosh Bananas Geek
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 194 | November 13th, 2006 at 12:32pm dear random curiosity,
im not liable to say but...*cough* maybe *cough*
dear Tré, would give my mum a good time? |
Sunshine. Basket Case
Age: - Gender: - Posts: 19980
| November 13th, 2006 at 05:22pm Dear Green Day Obssessed,
uhh maybe
-Tre
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Dear Tre,
I am quite obssessed with you your VERY HOT and I am an oompa loompa.. dont ask XD What would you do if your "friend" did something very unfriend like to you?
-Sam |
AndTheCowSaidMoo Geek
Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 446
| November 16th, 2006 at 07:14am Sam [Touches Tre]:
Dear Tre,
I am quite obssessed with you your VERY HOT and I am an oompa loompa.. dont ask XD What would you do if your "friend" did something very unfriend like to you?
-Sam
Sam,
I understand why your obsessed. who wouldnt be with all. of. this. to look at. I like Oompa Loompas, theyre a friendly people.
I am the friend who does unfriendly things. And I know, Billie liked it.
Tre
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Dear Tre,
Ok... I like guys, but I may be into girls too.What do you suggest I do to satisfy my curiousity?
-Bi-Curious |
Boosh Bananas Geek
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 194 | November 16th, 2006 at 01:18pm Bi-curious,
i dont suggest you do anthing until you are completely sure like me.
love tre
dear tre,
please help me!!! my friend keeps trying to harm herself and wont listen to what i say. what can i do
love HELP! |
totoro Geek
Age: - Gender: - Posts: 335
| November 17th, 2006 at 12:02pm Dear HELP!
Tell her to scream my name when she orgasms. It always helps!
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Dear Tré.
I've never had a boyfriend, or girlfriend.
What can I do to get one?
Love desperate |
Hipster. Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 6700
| November 21st, 2006 at 03:11pm Dear Desperate,
Ehm, I have never had trouble there...
ummm...LOOK SEXY!!!
-TheOhSoSexyTreCool
-x-x-x-
Dear Tre,
IS TRILLIE REAL?
*ahem*
love,
FANTABULOUS |
The Kill Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 8449
| November 23rd, 2006 at 03:05pm Dear FANTABULOUS,
Of course it is. But you can't tell anyone.
-God. (AKA Tre)
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Dear Tre,
How can I get the damn pickle jar open?
Love,
Pickley. |
Hipster. Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 6700
| November 23rd, 2006 at 03:50pm Slash? Hell yes!(YSD):Dear FANTABULOUS,
Of course it is. But you can't tell anyone.
-God. (AKA Tre)
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Dear Tre,
How can I get the damn pickle jar open?
Love,
Pickley.
Dear Pickley,
TRY TO FLUSH THE TOP PART DOWN THE TOILET OF COURSE!
-DrummerLord
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Dear Tre,
Do you think Frankie will look like you?
Love,
ThePope |
The Kill Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 8449
| November 23rd, 2006 at 03:54pm x_tunny_x:Dear Pickley,
TRY TO FLUSH THE TOP PART DOWN THE TOILET OF COURSE!
-DrummerLord
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Dear Tre,
Do you think Frankie will look like you?
Love,
ThePope
OMGOFCOURSE!! Why didn't I think of that in the first place?
Dear, ThePope,
Yes. He'll be like me in everyway.
I have taught him well.
-TheUltimateEverything.
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Dear Mr. Cool,
Should I get your name tattooed on my ass?
Love, Creepylady. |
Hipster. Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 6700
| November 23rd, 2006 at 04:00pm Slash? Hell yes!(YSD):x_tunny_x:Dear Pickley,
TRY TO FLUSH THE TOP PART DOWN THE TOILET OF COURSE!
-DrummerLord
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Dear Tre,
Do you think Frankie will look like you?
Love,
ThePope
OMGOFCOURSE!! Why didn't I think of that in the first place?
Dear, ThePope,
Yes. He'll be like me in everyway.
I have taught him well.
-TheUltimateEverything.
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Dear Mr. Cool,
Should I get your name tattooed on my ass?
Love, Creepylady.
Dear CreepyLady,
Everyone deserves to have a little of Tre Cool on their body.
-Tunny
Dear The Almighty One,
Did you ever get jealous of the U2 drummer when you were working with them?
love,
APODHAKFHGADHFG |
The Kill Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 8449
| November 23rd, 2006 at 04:03pm x_tunny_x:Dear CreepyLady,
Everyone deserves to have a little of Tre Cool on their body.
-Tunny
Dear The Almighty One,
Did you ever get jealous of the U2 drummer when you were working with them?
love,
APODHAKFHGADHFG
Dear APODHAKFHGADHFG,
Nah. I sexed him.
-Trésus.
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Dear Tre,
Does Adrienne watch when you and Billie do naughty things?
Love, Kinky. |
Chaotic Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: - Gender: - Posts: 61 | November 23rd, 2006 at 07:06pm Slash? Hell yes!(YSD):
Dear Tre,
Does Adrienne watch when you and Billie do naughty things?
Love, Kinky.
Dear Kinky,
She's not supposed to?
Love,
Your mother.
Also known as Tré.
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Dear Tré,
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Love,
The Empty Cookie Jar. |
The Kill Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 8449
| November 23rd, 2006 at 07:11pm Chaotic:Dear Kinky,
She's not supposed to?
Love,
Your mother.
Also known as Tré.
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Dear Tré,
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Love,
The Empty Cookie Jar.
Dear Empty Cookie Jar...
*wipes crumbs from mouth*
Uhm, I cannot answer this question for.... something of mine is currently in Billie's mouth... and... uh... Yeah.
Love,
OHGODBILLIE!!!
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*snerks*
Dear Tre,
Will you teach me the way of the cool?
Love, Dorkish. |