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rollerpig
GSBitch
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 62283 | June 20th, 2007 at 02:30pm ...If he died I couldn't believe it. ._. |
Flaming Phalanges!
Basket Case
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 17669 | June 20th, 2007 at 02:34pm just_call_me_dookie:Flaming Phalanges!:Yeah, it'd be like losing a friend...a pen pal, type person.
Oh my gosh that's not allowed to happen!
I'd cry a lot. I have to go to band camp two days after the book comes out and I'll prolly burst into tears or something while trying to marh. That would not be okay.
Hahah I've got the most hilarious mental image now. |
rollerpig
GSBitch
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 62283 | June 20th, 2007 at 02:47pm just_call_me_dookie:Flaming Phalanges!:Yeah, it'd be like losing a friend...a pen pal, type person.
Oh my gosh that's not allowed to happen!
I'd cry a lot. I have to go to band camp two days after the book comes out and I'll prolly burst into tears or something while trying to marh. That would not be okay. AND THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP.  |
Anji
Basket Case
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 15914
 | June 20th, 2007 at 03:38pm |
Anji
Basket Case
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 15914
| June 20th, 2007 at 03:43pm Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...
"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
"A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to."
"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
"Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls."
"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
"The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils."
"He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue."
"He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them."
Ok.
I have found, definitive proof that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all.
"'Yes,' Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?"
"Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang."
"Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip."
"'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang." |
just_call_me_dookie
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 | June 20th, 2007 at 03:48pm Flaming Phalanges!:just_call_me_dookie:Flaming Phalanges!:Yeah, it'd be like losing a friend...a pen pal, type person.
Oh my gosh that's not allowed to happen!
I'd cry a lot. I have to go to band camp two days after the book comes out and I'll prolly burst into tears or something while trying to marh. That would not be okay.
Hahah I've got the most hilarious mental image now. Thanks, I'm glad I could be of service |
just_call_me_dookie
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| June 20th, 2007 at 03:52pm Rollerpig:just_call_me_dookie:Flaming Phalanges!:Yeah, it'd be like losing a friend...a pen pal, type person.
Oh my gosh that's not allowed to happen!
I'd cry a lot. I have to go to band camp two days after the book comes out and I'll prolly burst into tears or something while trying to marh. That would not be okay. AND THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP. yeah I haven't heard that one before.  |
define_normal
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Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 798
| June 20th, 2007 at 04:00pm I'm really sad the series is ending. It almost makes me wanna cry.
My number 1 worry is that Snape will really turn out to be evil. I hope not.
I want everyone to live, but Voldy. I'm to attached to the characters. |
just_call_me_dookie
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| June 20th, 2007 at 04:16pm define_normal:I'm really sad the series is ending. It almost makes me wanna cry.
My number 1 worry is that Snape will really turn out to be evil. I hope not.
I want everyone to live, but Voldy. I'm to attached to the characters. I think it would be wondrous if Snape was evil.  then he dies. But I'd be sad, but in the movies then Alan Rickman would have to die.  BAD. |
Anji
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Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 15914
| June 20th, 2007 at 04:17pm just_call_me_dookie:define_normal:I'm really sad the series is ending. It almost makes me wanna cry.
My number 1 worry is that Snape will really turn out to be evil. I hope not.
I want everyone to live, but Voldy. I'm to attached to the characters. I think it would be wondrous if Snape was evil. then he dies. But I'd be sad, but in the movies then Alan Rickman would have to die. BAD. Gary Oldman is going to die! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I already know I'm going to cry. |
just_call_me_dookie
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| June 20th, 2007 at 04:22pm Anji:just_call_me_dookie:define_normal:I'm really sad the series is ending. It almost makes me wanna cry.
My number 1 worry is that Snape will really turn out to be evil. I hope not.
I want everyone to live, but Voldy. I'm to attached to the characters. I think it would be wondrous if Snape was evil. then he dies. But I'd be sad, but in the movies then Alan Rickman would have to die. BAD. Gary Oldman is going to die! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I already know I'm going to cry. Same  |
Anji
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Age: 35
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| June 20th, 2007 at 04:22pm define_normal:I'm really sad the series is ending. It almost makes me wanna cry.
My number 1 worry is that Snape will really turn out to be evil. I hope not.
I want everyone to live, but Voldy. I'm to attached to the characters. Every era has its end. Ladies and gentlemen, wizards and witches, I am proud to say that was have lived in the Harry Potter Era. It is a thing of beauty, which niether our parents or children will ever understand. But now, the ecllipse is coming towards an end, and we must embrace these final moments. Take this time to look back on how far we've come. All of us muggles, plunged into a world of magic and enchantment, from which we never had hoped to surface again. But, alas, the time has come to bid farewell to all of our favourite characters. May they live on in our hearts... forever.
...
I sound like my grandfather. Or maybe Albus Dumbledore. But it's all true. I just wanted to say something of importance. |
Anji
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Posts: 15914
| June 20th, 2007 at 04:24pm just_call_me_dookie:Anji:just_call_me_dookie:define_normal:I'm really sad the series is ending. It almost makes me wanna cry.
My number 1 worry is that Snape will really turn out to be evil. I hope not.
I want everyone to live, but Voldy. I'm to attached to the characters. I think it would be wondrous if Snape was evil. then he dies. But I'd be sad, but in the movies then Alan Rickman would have to die. BAD. Gary Oldman is going to die! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I already know I'm going to cry. Same Eeeergh! But no! He's too beautiful to die! At least in my head it wasn't so bad because Sirius isn't that good looking, but Gary Oldman isssss! Argh! Life isn't fair. |
just_call_me_dookie
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| June 20th, 2007 at 04:33pm Anji:just_call_me_dookie:Anji:just_call_me_dookie:define_normal:I'm really sad the series is ending. It almost makes me wanna cry.
My number 1 worry is that Snape will really turn out to be evil. I hope not.
I want everyone to live, but Voldy. I'm to attached to the characters. I think it would be wondrous if Snape was evil. then he dies. But I'd be sad, but in the movies then Alan Rickman would have to die. BAD. Gary Oldman is going to die! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I already know I'm going to cry. Same Eeeergh! But no! He's too beautiful to die! At least in my head it wasn't so bad because Sirius isn't that good looking, but Gary Oldman isssss! Argh! Life isn't fair. I've come to realize this. |
just_call_me_dookie
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| June 20th, 2007 at 04:34pm Anji:define_normal:I'm really sad the series is ending. It almost makes me wanna cry.
My number 1 worry is that Snape will really turn out to be evil. I hope not.
I want everyone to live, but Voldy. I'm to attached to the characters. Every era has its end. Ladies and gentlemen, wizards and witches, I am proud to say that was have lived in the Harry Potter Era. It is a thing of beauty, which niether our parents or children will ever understand. But now, the ecllipse is coming towards an end, and we must embrace these final moments. Take this time to look back on how far we've come. All of us muggles, plunged into a world of magic and enchantment, from which we never had hoped to surface again. But, alas, the time has come to bid farewell to all of our favourite characters. May they live on in our hearts... forever.
...
I sound like my grandfather. Or maybe Albus Dumbledore. But it's all true. I just wanted to say something of importance. Dammit you made me cry =[ |
Peardrops
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| June 21st, 2007 at 08:58am just_call_me_dookie:Flaming Phalanges!:Peardrops:
When the time comes, don't say you weren't warned.
Well, you won't be able to say much, after I'm finished, cos you know, there'll be a lack of face and an excess of blood.
And intestines.
Think on that one.  Fp, may I assit in this painful jubilee?
But I wouldn't have said anything!
I'd just look like this: |
Flaming Phalanges!
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Age: 35
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Posts: 17669 | June 21st, 2007 at 09:38am Hahaha no, if you do this face  then I'll let you off...only cos I'll be too busy laughing.
It's slightly more comic than that one...possibly cos of the bulging eyes. |
just_call_me_dookie
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| June 21st, 2007 at 10:18am Flaming Phalanges!:Hahaha no, if you do this face then I'll let you off...only cos I'll be too busy laughing.
It's slightly more comic than that one...possibly cos of the bulging eyes. ! |
Flaming Phalanges!
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Posts: 17669 | June 21st, 2007 at 11:11am I'm absolutely in love with that face.
It's the best thing EVER. |
just_call_me_dookie
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| June 21st, 2007 at 01:16pm I like these two:  |
