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Name
Corinne
Age
18
Gender
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Location
Leicester

Member since July 6th, 2005

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Just to put my profile into some sort of context before you peruse it at your own pace, here's a picture of Rick Astley dancing:

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Anyway..



CORINNE DW I

I struggle with reality
It's why I want to work in television

Hello! Chances are if you have a gander at this profile again in a week there'll be a new picture or new block of writing added to it. If I find something I e-like then it will most likely end up in here. Some things that are not yet on here but probably will be in the near future are screenshots of the MSN conversations between me and various members of the DW thread, most notably Amandarrr and Shannon or screenshots of conversations occurring on the SF thread by occupants like Erin, Ivana and Ellie - who are all so fab they make win pour from your ears. I ramble a lot and am a bit ~focused~ on Stephen Fry and Doctor Who.

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Pretty things that I like

Mike, Stephen Fry, peardrops, good grammar, robots, glitter, crack fics, aliens, writing, film studies, electro, the social area, the 70s, my sister, gay people, acid green, ugly cats, corsets, accents, drinking, spontaneous dancing, pretending, daydreaming, being creative, cups of tea, calling everyone 'kid', Britain, superstitions, sarcasm, witty people, movies I can't predict the end of, discussions, Ianto and Jack's relationship on Torchwood, icons on livejournal, useless information, Kermit the Frog, independent production companies, 90s pop music, hieroglyphics, the paranormal, my friends not bitching about each other, festivals, learning medical knowledge from House M.D, inside jokes, fishing on the River Trent, lazy days in France, things that make me say 'squee!', texting Erin and Ivana, sesquipidalians, knowing how to spell 'Raxicoricofallapatorius', shirts from cafepress, the secret band of icon pirates, full English breakfasts, Charlie's code in English, mission thursdays with Danielle and Adele, queuing for gigs, mirror balls, Doc Martins, Camden Town, the legendary Leicester pidgeon man, frappuchino's from Costa's, libraries, Russell T. Davis, our school bus drivers, the interesting thoughts of Edward Monkton, postsecret, finishing huge projects, ice lollies, being quoted in sigs, excitement, when my hair does what I want it to do, talented people, reading for hours, getting caught up in a moment, spending way too much time on the computor, photoshop, retro or vintage items, things with the middle letter capitalised like eBay or iPod, running around Bedford in capes with Miss. Maria, Caravaggio, Jonathan Safran Foer, making friends, urban exploration, old school Nickelodeon shows like Sister Sister, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Kenan and Kel and Saved By the Bell, ghost stories, going to the zoo, waving to firemen and of course, the lovely GSB.

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This guy can come do my house up any day.
Erin said he is noble. She is right.

I KNOW WE'LL CALL IT UM BONGO.
What ever happened to Um Bongo?

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I am a grammar fag

Things I want to delete

Bad fics, ex boyfriends, squishy food, soap operas, animal cruelty, religious nutters, being out of control, illnesses that won't go away, self righteous people, pessimists, being nervous, High School Musical, cockroaches, cat poo, selfishness, people who think Britain sucks - gtfo then, pressure, wasabi, feeling left out, not having any money, arguments at 2AM, blushing, chav comedians, biting, football, projects, stupid people, ratkids, being rushed, mornings, hangovers, people who don't read, dumbing things down, Leicester Syndrome, those shitty MTV shows like Laguna Beach, obvious attempts to make me feel bad by a certain person, that certain person, snow at college, losing friends, bats and industrial looking buildings, lol.

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MILK! MIIILLLLLK!

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Things I watch way too much of

Everything is Illuminated, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Blades of Glory, Atonement, Walk The Line, Little Miss Sunshine, Dead Man's Shoes, Hot Fuzz, A Very Long Engagement, Wayne's World, Brick, Big Fish, Donnie Darko, A Room For Romeo Brass, Shaun of the Dead, Labyrinth, Performance, Trainspotting, A Clockwork Orange, This Is England, Drop Dead Fred, V For Vendetta, Bright Young Things, Cecil. B. Demented, All About My Mother, Back To The Future, Garden State, Ghostbusters, School of Rock, Spirited Away, The Shawshank Redemption, Volver, Pan's Labyrinth, The Emperors New Groove, The Mighty Boosh, Whose Line is it Anyway?, QI, Torchwood, Life on Mars, Kingdom, Supernatural, Chuck, Mythbusters, Jeeves and Wooster, The IT Crowd, Red Dwarf, Top Gear, The Young Ones, Jonathan Creek, Band of Brothers, The Fast Show, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, House M.D, Doctor Who, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Family Guy, America's Next Top Model, Monkey Business, Invader Zim

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Things I listen to

Adam and the Ants, Aerosmith, Aha, Alabama 3, Alphabeat, Amy Winehouse, Anti-Flag, Aqualung, Arcade Fire, B-52s, Bad Religion, Beck, Bjork, Blink 182, Blondie, Bloodhound Gang, Blur, Bonzo Dog Band, Boomtown Rats, Bowling For Soup, Buzzcocks, Calvin Harris, Dandy Warhols, David Bowie, Devo, Dirty Pretty Things, Dizzee Rascal, Dropkick Murphys, Editors, Electric Light Orchestra, Faith No More, Felix Da Housecat, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, G.U. Medicine, Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly, Gogol Bordello, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Green Day, Harry and the Potters, Hellogoodbye, Hot Chip, Hot Hot Heat, Ian Dury & The Blockheads, Jeff Buckley, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Eat World, Joan Jett, John Barrowman, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Juliette & The Licks, Kaiser Chiefs, Korn, Kylie Minogue, Led Zeppelin, Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Lou Reed, Madness, Manic Street Preachers, Marilyn Manson, Mark Ronson, Massive Attack, Metallica, Michael Jackson, Motion City Soundtrack, Motorhead, Muse, My Awesome Compilation, New Order, New York Dolls, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Oasis, OK Go, Outkast, Patti Smith, Pearl Jam, Peter, Bjorn and John, PJ Harvey, Placebo, Plus 44, Portishead, Prodigy, Pulp, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Robots in Disguise, Rolling Stones, Roxy Music, Royksopp, Sex Pistols, Sham 69, Sigur Ros, Slade, Smash Mouth, Smashing Pumpkins, Snow Patrol, Sonny J, Soundgarden, Stiff Little Fingers, Stone Temple Pilots, Streetlight Manifesto, Sublime, Sum 41, Supergrass, System of a Down, Tenacious D, The Avalanches, The Beatles, The Casualities, The Clash, The Cribs, The Cure, The Doors, The Fratellis, The Horrors, The Jam, The Killers, The Kinks, The Living End, The Network, The Offspring, The Only Ones, The Pipettes, The Ramones, The Skids, The Smiths, The Specials, The Streets, The Undertones, The Vandals, The White Stripes, The Who, The Wildhearts, The Wombats, The Young Punx, The Zico Chain, T-Rex, Vampire Weekend, Velvet Revolver, We Are Scientists, Weezer, Wings, X Ray Spex and Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

*Gasp*

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Let me tell you what I did..

I went to a party last saturday night. I didn't get laid, I got in a fight. Uh huh. It ain't no big thing.

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^ Want.

I have met THESE people (in this order):
Andy Hurley, Patrick Stump, Emily Whitehurst, Chris Driver, Andy Driver, Woody Cobb, Darius Cobb, Ollie Middleton, Paul Frost, Chris Glithero, Chino Moreno, Stephen Carpenter, Chi Cheng, Frank Delgado, Abe Cunningham, Ginger, Jason Edwards, Jon Poole, Conny Bloom, Vix Perks, Tanijua, Luis Soeiro, Ralph Bossington, Denzel Pearson, Jan Jamte, Fredrik Kihlberg, Johannes Persson, Benjamin Kowalewicz, Ian D'Sa, Jonathan Gallant, Aaron Solowoniuk, Justin Lee Collins, Rik Mayall, Phill Jupitus, Adrian Edmondson, Scott Sorry, C.J, Ritch Battersby, Jake Kolatis, Thomas Gobena, Pamela Jintana, Elizabeth Sun, Sergey Ryabtsev, Yuri Lemeshev, Eugene Hutz, Paul Cook, Bruce Foxton, Rick Buckler, Jimmy Carr, Aaron Barrett, Dan Regan, Scott Klopfenstein, John Christianson, Mike Saprano and Russell Howard.

You might know them from; Fall Out Boy, Tsunami Bomb, My Awesome Compilation, The Zico Chain, Deftones, Ginger & The Sonic Circus, Khoma, Billy Talent, The Friday Night Project, The Young Ones, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, The Wildhearts, The Casualties, Gogol Bordello, The Sex Pistols, The Jam, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto and Mock the Week.

TODAY'S THE DAY THE TEDDY BEARS HAVE THEIR PICNIC

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^ Cute.

CRACKITY
CRACKITY
CRACK.
This is an extract from my crack fic. It is part one of a trilogy and in this book.. (I say book, I mean a notepad file that I started because I was bored).. The Doctor and The Master (from Doctor Who, obvs) are wandering the corridors of the BBC looking for whoever monitors the Doctor Who comics on the BBC website since Amandarrr (Angelic Fruitcake) had her comic rejected because it contained a line about The Doctor's crotch.

Crack!Fic:
A form of fan fiction in which characters are put in very random, nonsensical situations, and most often are all OOC. Its name, derived from the drugs, uses the irrationality from the drug high as an example of what to expect in the piece. Generally these are humor pieces.

After a while they stumbled across a door that was marked: 'Private'. Being the sneaky Timelords that they are, they decided to ignore the private sign and used The Doctor's sonic screwdriver to explode open the lock. "Fab." Said The Doctor.

The door swung open to reveal a very irritated looking, very naked Ianto. The two Timelords hastily made sure to keep their tongues in their mouths and The Doctor coughed, embarressed. "Sorry about that. Didn't realise this room was occupied... Bye!" He made to shut the door, but was stopped by the very naked Ianto.

"Do you know how long i've been stuck in here?" The Welshman asked using those gorgeous Welsh tones of his.

The Master quirked an eyebrow, rather than raising it. "Long enough for your clothes to disintegrate?" He smirked. Naked Ianto did not look amused.

"I am not amused." Stated naked Ianto. "Some stupid BBC executive locked me in here after discovering an MSN conversation discussing my nakedness." He huffed and folded his arms, pouting a little. The Master was a little confused that John Barrowman existed rather than Captain Jack, but decided not to question it since the cement in the fourth wall was still drying.

"Hang on." Said The Doctor, pulling a cute little confused face. "If it was just an MSN conversation about you being naked... Why are you ACTUALLY naked now?"

Naked Ianto rolled his eyes. "John Barrowman is around."

The Doctor nodded, understanding completely. Then another thought struck him. "Wait a minute1" He shouted with a gasp. "The BBC hid you away because of people talking about your nakedness and they've censored things discussing my crotch! What's going on here?!"

The Master took a sip from the cup of tea that he had just made. "Obviously the BBC are trying to influence the youth of the country into becoming some sort of celibate society that doesn't discuss sex or taboo topics about cute guys from fictional television shows so that they won't complain when they show more reruns, bullshit programmes like songs of praise or reality shows because they'll be so used to the mundane aspect of everything that it'll just be normal to them."

"Obviously." Said The Doctor, a little dazed. "And nice use of alliteration with 'taboo topics' there."

Naked Ianto looked confused. "So what you're saying is the BBC are censoring everything a little bit naughty in order to make the boring look normal so they don't have to put any thought into their programming?"

The Master nodded. "In theory." He turned to where the camera would be if this was a television programme, the corridor went dark around him. "Just like in America."

"Right on." Said naked Ianto, as things returned to normal. "Well anyway. I'm going to go find some clothes and prance around with a cigarette in the hopes that I get photographed and actually mentioned in Torchwood for something that doesn't involve me shagging Captain Jack. Bye!" Naked Ianto skipped off and really it's a wonder people didn't figure out he was gay sooner.

If you want to read the whole thing then just ask and I will send it to you. It's really actually quite fab and I think I gave myself Carpal Tunnel Syndrome typing it all out.

I <3 NERDS
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I also <3 people who have the jawline of a
GOD.
See below, plz.
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"Ah, humans. From the day they stepped, blinking into the sun for the very first time. There's more to see than can ever be seen. More to do than.... No sorry.. That's The Lion King!"
- The Doctor

I plan on working in the television industry when i'm older, then will probably branch out into films. I have a knack for script writing and creative ideas come to me quite easily, although ask me to do some simple addition and whoah. I am so stuck. Maths is hard, man. Science too. But English and Film Studies and whatnot, easy as pie. I want to go to university, hopefully Bournemouth University's Television Production course, but whilst i'm waiting to do my exams and get the grades, i'll just sit here in my hazy bubble listening to 80s cheese and drinking Bucks Fizz.

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An Ode To Stephen's Hair
By me.
Oh hair hair hair
Hair upon that head
A head that's filled with things
With a face full of wisdom on it
Oh hair hair why are you there?
Will you ever fall out, please don't
A bald Stephen is a scary thought
But still a pretty one
Oh hair hair hair, full of flair
And wit and talen just like the man
Oh Stephen we love you and your hair

Amandarrrr makes good Tennant sex face icons.

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Or, the above in words:
"Oooooh surprise sex! Nghhhh.. Unggghhh... Urrghhhh.. Ahh! AHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! *Cough* Ahem."

BTW
If you are one of those people who are really confrontational like "I DON'T LIKE THIS AND I DON'T LIKE THAT!" Or are really, idk, negative like "I probably won't like the same music as you/I probably won't like you/You won't like me." Etc. Then ffs you'd be right. I don't like people like that, what's the point in making judgements like that or trying to act so damn tough. Who cares?

Stephen has the last word. Kthnx.

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