Do not go around saying "I divided 3 by 376* and came out with... 13! Isn't that weird?" in a creepy voice, because people will stare at you like you are a basket case. (XD)
*I think thats the number, I know it is 3 digits and has a 7 in it...
Don't cut your long hair short to a shag, just so you can be Billie for Halloween.
ha just...dont.
Unless you plan on being remembered as "the girl who had boy hair for the rest of 4th and 5th grade"
XD
What's so bad about this? XD Billie hair would be nice.
Don't take your style tips from a man (Billie).
I am very guilty of this. I even put a scarf in my back pocket once.
I found a wig once in my old school's theater that looked just like Billie's hair, so for a show that the school did, I dressed up as Billie for curtain call. The director didn't find it funny, but I did!
I dress like Billie sometimes though, when I'm feeling boyish.
- Don't Put 409 in your Teachers Coffee maker
- Don't Mix pop rocks and coke
- Don't talk about Green Day 24/7 at school. There's a good chance you will come back one day to find out all your friends kicked you out of your lunch table (it happened to me XD )
- If you have a friend named Maria, don't keep asking her where she went. She'll get annoyed
- Don't piss off Operation ivy by stealing there song and hoping that you gave them enough credit on your album
- Don't start a mud fight at a anniversary of Woodstock
- Don't let Tre throw the starting Pitch at a baseball game. He'll OVER throw it
- Don't give Tre a guitar and pick unless you want him to play a perverted song
- Don't ask tre too give you a bullwinkle. No one knows, nor wants to know what "position" that will put you in lol
- Don't trash your hotel room just because you saw yourself on TV for the first time
- Don't steal Unwritten Law's motorcycle then crash it
- Don't break a beer bottle over your head, it will fracture your skull
- Don't let tre steal the keys to the van, then drive off the set for your music video
- Don't steal a car with Mike. you'll get caught
- Don't get your album stolen, especially if you're going to entitle it "Cigarettes and Valentines"
- Don't throw donoughts on people
and my all time favorite
- Don't drug your parents, grind them up in the garbage disposal, throw the bones over the fence to your neighbors dog, then go on tour with Green Day thinking that you won't get caught.
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Don't run around school screaming Minorty. You'll end up getting kicked out of your lunch table. xD (i sit alone;
Don't Look at every coffeemaker to see the # 409 is on it.
Don't look at the clock for a sports event (soccer, BasketBall, Football...etc.) and smile when you see 4:09 and 10:39 on the time clock. I was at a soccer game and I was smiling like an idiot. xD
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October 5th, 2009 at 04:59pm
LetterSeven:
Do not go around saying "I divided 3 by 376* and came out with... 13! Isn't that weird?" in a creepy voice, because people will stare at you like you are a basket case. (XD)
*I think thats the number, I know it is 3 digits and has a 7 in it...
Oh my gosh, i did that in class and my teacher said impossible and called me weird
Don't make up nicknames for Green Day members in your own head and then go and make a big fuss and explain about " Yeeaah Penguin is hot and he did that and that and then he went to there and..." You'll eventually got stares and coughs.
When you had a week to complete an assignment, and you don't have it done on time, when the teacher asks you why you didn't turn it it, don't quote "Jesus of Suburbia" like I did once in my science class in seventh grade. I said, "Nobody's perfect, and I stand accused, for lack of a better word, and that's my best excuse." The teacher yelled at me for that and went off on a rant about how she understands that nobody's perfect, but there's no reason for someone who hd a week to complete an assignment to not have it done on time.
haha...i wore my halloween costume to school...and i was billie joe and i guess my math teach knew who it was and she was like "YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO WEAR YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME AND IDC EVEN IF IT IS BILLIE JOE!!!" then i said this......."WELL YOUR WEARING A FREAKIN HALLOWEEN MASK AND I DONT C ANYONE YELLIN AT YOU!!!! " then i ran and drew "maria was here,dont try looking for me again" on the eraser board with what i thought was a erasable marker...but it was permanent....the principal thought it was hillarious and didnt do shit to me
I found a wig once in my old school's theater that looked just like Billie's hair, so for a show that the school did, I dressed up as Billie for curtain call. The director didn't find it funny, but I did! 
I'd have to give you that one.I've been there