*Revives thread*
Last night at teh Frankie Boyle gig:
Some guy: Is there any competition between you and the other MTW guys, in like.. Telling jokes and stuff?
Frankie: Oh yeah, there's always competition but it just makes the sex so much better. And anyway we all band together in our fear of Dara who looks like a monkey that shagged a mountain, we just make jokes and pray that we're still on the show the week after.
Frankie: Barack Obama.. That's like, the worst name to have when running in an American presidential election. Obama is like a mix of 'Osama' and 'A Bomber' *nose crinkle* ..... He might as well be called Muslim Obombgun.
I've never laughed so hard in my entire life.
a-dawg. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7070
February 24th, 2008 at 09:50am
Peardrops:
*Revives thread*
Last night at teh Frankie Boyle gig:
Some guy: Is there any competition between you and the other MTW guys, in like.. Telling jokes and stuff?
Frankie: Oh yeah, there's always competition but it just makes the sex so much better. And anyway we all band together in our fear of Dara who looks like a monkey that shagged a mountain, we just make jokes and pray that we're still on the show the week after.
Frankie: Barack Obama.. That's like, the worst name to have when running in an American presidential election. Obama is like a mix of 'Osama' and 'A Bomber' *nose crinkle* ..... He might as well be called Muslim Obombgun.
I've never laughed so hard in my entire life.
I am so jealous of you.
He just made Irish sexy for me
worn-out astronaut. Had A Life Before GSB Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 28177
February 24th, 2008 at 03:09pm
Peardrops:
*Revives thread*
Last night at teh Frankie Boyle gig:
Some guy: Is there any competition between you and the other MTW guys, in like.. Telling jokes and stuff?
Frankie: Oh yeah, there's always competition but it just makes the sex so much better. And anyway we all band together in our fear of Dara who looks like a monkey that shagged a mountain, we just make jokes and pray that we're still on the show the week after.
Frankie: Barack Obama.. That's like, the worst name to have when running in an American presidential election. Obama is like a mix of 'Osama' and 'A Bomber' *nose crinkle* ..... He might as well be called Muslim Obombgun.
worn-out astronaut. Had A Life Before GSB Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 28177
February 26th, 2008 at 06:13am
Peardrops:
He did the nose crinkle and everything!
That is one of the cutes things ever.
wfougoafoihqfe Falling In Love With The Board Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 9656
February 26th, 2008 at 07:03am
Dara was on Richard and Judy last night
and then Richard made this joke about a pram for cats "Not so much a push chair as a puss chair!"
and it was just like.... *tumbleweed*
Dara is too intelligent for such weak attempts at humour.
a-dawg. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7070
February 26th, 2008 at 03:24pm
Cindy Incidentally:
Dara was on Richard and Judy last night
and then Richard made this joke about a pram for cats "Not so much a push chair as a puss chair!"
and it was just like.... *tumbleweed*
Leave it to the sex gods of love professionals, like Dara.
OMFG OMFG OMFG HE'S IN VICAR STREET IN JULY AND IT ISN'T 18+.
YOU MUST GO.
a-dawg. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7070
March 8th, 2008 at 10:38am
Peardrops:
a-dawg.:
team rocket!:
Peardrops:
electric barbarella:
Just his bald head and slackjaw
And flowing robes too! Don't forget the robes!
I could also picture him as a Roman Emperor.
With a toga?
Yes! And an extremely powerful wind machine
OMFG OMFG OMFG HE'S IN VICAR STREET IN JULY AND IT ISN'T 18+.
YOU MUST GO.
Oh, actually, Westlife are playing that night, and as they're such talented young musicians, I was thinking of going to that instead. It's not like Dara is side-splittingly funny or the sexiest man from Bray on earth, or anything.
