Corrupt A wish.

Granted! But for some odd ball reason he gets a nasty cold and only got to be in it as a background person, not saying a word. (((i dunno...)))

I wish Billie would do a concert shirtless for us in North America!

Granted but he suddenly develops a massive belly

I wish Billie was majorly fat. Just for about a day, so I could see what he would look like. XD

Granted but the second you look at him he drops back to his original weight.

I wish Billie had a belleh like Tre xDD

Oy xD Granted but Tré feels copied.

I wish Billie styled his hair like Tré's.
Not that I don't love Billie's already, but it's my theory that the world would be a better place if people had hair like Tré.

Granted,but it proves your theroy wrong and Billies awesome hair is forever destroyed

I wish Billie had mind control

Granted but then everyone who Billie ever disliked gets murdered xD

I wish Billie was named the second-sexiest man in the history of the world.

granted but hes second to george bush so you become very confused

i wish billie was tres identical twin (now thats makin the world better)

Granted......Granted. I can't ruin that

I wish Billie put his nose ring back in ^^

granted but he breaks his nose while putting it in somehow

i wish billie was smaller so tre could gloat more if you know what i mean lol

Lololol. Granted. But Billie gets depressed cos Tré's was bigger than his to start with.

I wish Billie got his period. I know that's mean but I would laugh SOMUCH XD

XD granted but he PMS's alot and yells at everyone aking everyone depressed and in bad moods.

I wish Billie.... wrote,directed,and produced a horror movie.

Granted, but it's so gross you're eternally scarred.

I wish Billie changed his last name to 'Cool'.

Granted, but Tre loses his identity as Tre 'Cool' and for some reason everyone forgets who he is. (((idk -_-)))

I wish Billie was secretly a user on here and read everything but never said who he was and ALWAYS posted random stuff
((i really dont know anymore...))

Granted we never find out that we have Billie among us.

I wish my best friend was Billie in disguise xD

Granted, but that Billie is actually Tre, who's actually Mike, who's actually an alien from another planet that eats brains.

I wish Billie wasn't afraid of guns =/

Granted, but he carried a big gun with him at all times.
I wish Beej would change his name to Blow Job

Granted, but Tré takes that as a hint. XD

I wish Billie spoke 150000 different languages.

granted but english is not among them

i wish billie had an army of oklahoma gnomes

Granted but they kill Tré and Mike.

I wish Billie grew a handlebar mustache that he stroked at inappropriate times.

Granted but he keeps it for a day then shaves it off
I wish Billie invited me to go somewhere with him