Corrupt A Wish

Granted but he splashes you and you can't see him.

I wish his rubber ring burst

aww we could save him

what if tre was really grateful and wanted both of us to help him

Granted. Oh God, granted.

I wish he it took him years and years to learn.

Granted, but he forgets a few days after he learns

I wish that Tre's swim trunks floated to the top of the pool. ;D

Granted but the lifeguard chucks him out for peeing in the pool ;D

I wish he took a shit in the pool tehe

Granted, but I quickly jump in and keep it in a protective case to preserve it and kept it as a souvenir >

I wish he can take a poo in my toilet.. (Random..)

Granted but it totally stinks out your bathroom. XD

I wish Tré did shits that smelled of lavender and freshly baked croissants. Just cos that would be cool.

Granted, but it starts to smell bad after you sniff the sniff out if it.

I wish I knew why Alleh wanted Tre's craps to smell of lavendar and freshly baked croissants. Because I didn't read the part where you said it'd be cool.

Granted but it's a really disgusting reason.
I'm joking, I hope never to go near one of Tré's shits

I wish Tré came up on stage at one of Billie's AI Broadway shows. Like Mike did.

granted but he would get arrested for indecent exposure.... again

i wish tre invited me to get in the bunny suit with him

Granted but it rips XD

I wish Tré wore excessive eyeliner on just one eye like Damon Albarn did in The Universal

Example

Granted, but.... Wait, doesn't he already?

I wish Tre started to sell his own brand of eyeliner. Like his brand of condoms

granted but he gets confused with the shipment and ends up selling black kohl lined condoms that cause dick rash

i wish tre got dick rash and asked me to put cream on it for him :3

Granted but it's so contagious that you catch it

I wish Tré's dirty country album reached #1 in the charts ^^

Granted but everyone hates country music

I Wish Tre would sing "Like A Rat Does Cheese" to me! xD

Granted but he actually wants you to do it and that's not what you were expecting.

I wish Tré sung "All By Myself" to me.

Granted, bu he was expecting you to... do "things" while he sang it.
(Not everybody hates country. I hate it, but Tre's musuc is the only exception ;3)

What if Tre's dirty country album wasn't country?

Then it wouldn't be a dirty country album.

I wish Tré's dirty country album was a dirty hiphop album. Oh dear.

Then all the Bros in teh hood is gunna start singing them!

I wish Tre could rap like any rapper. :3

Granted, but then he... Uh... Wouldn't sing country? I guess?

I wish Tre sang more often while playing the drums.