Corrupt A Wish

Granted but your Mum walks in just as things get steamy xDD

I wish my Mum was out.

Granted, but she is sick and she is bedridden for 3 months.

I wish I were home alone more often. And then.... Tre come over? (Just so it doens't get off topic)

Granted but he pees himself and your carpet gets ruined.
(And I meant my Mum was out so she wouldn't walk in on Tré in my room xDD)

I wish they made a film about Tré's life.

Granted, but somehow it turned out to be crap. Somehow...

I wish Tre dressed up in a Supergirl costume.

Granted but the costume is too tight and it rips.

I wish Tré was a famous actor.

Granted, but then he just turns into a porn star. XD

I wish Tre gave me a hat.

Granted but it has nits in it.

I wish Tré held my hand when I get all my piercings done on Friday.

Granted, but he gets scared and jumps in your lap, squeezing your hands till they turn white, and cries.

(Good luck on the piercings! I'm thinking of getting another piercing in one of my ears. I have normal piercings.)

I wish Tre knitted me one of those Old Granny sweaters. I might actually wear them then!

Granted but it says "I'M A PORNSTAR" on the front

I wish Tre went to my school (meaning he has to pretend to be a girl )

Granted, but he was too much of a prep :/

I wish Tre taught me how to be more scene.

Eboni:

(Good luck on the piercings! I'm thinking of getting another piercing in one of my ears. I have normal piercings.)

Thanks I'm getting three or four piercings done at once so I'm pretty scared

Granted but he turns into one of those scene girls with massive rainbow hair.

I wish Tré dressed up as Jack Skellington for Halloween.

Granted, but he wanted to be very realistic, so he tore all his skin and stuff off, so he'd look like a skeleton.

I wish.... I had a good Tre question

Granted but it offends Tré...somehow. xDD

I wish Tré wore skin-tight leather jeans.

Granted, but they rip because they were too tight. Was he wearing underwear? I think not!!

I wish Tre finally released that dirty country album that's been rumored.

Granted but every copy has scratches on the disc, making it unlistenable.

I wish Tré made a charity called the Save-The-Fauxhawk foundation.

Granted, but people thought it was dumb and useless, so it was... uh... broken?

I wish Tre would do my math homework. I don't care if it's all wrong. And the teacher does a completion grade. HAH!

Granted, but he gets all the answers right and you get a nerdy reputation.

I wish Tré got in the Guinness Book of World Records.

Granted, but it was for biggest breasts.

I wish Tre was my next door neighbor so I could stalk him on a regular basis. >

Granted but he files a restraining order on you.

I wish Tré was my new lunch buddy ^^

Granted but he steals your food because he doesn't have any (I feel sorry now )

I wish I could hug Tre just to see how pudgy he is xD