What If...? (Billie Joe version)

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Tender Wolf
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March 10th, 2012 at 03:04pm
Well, I guess that'd be cool! It would kinda hit close to home for me though, cause my twin brother was recently killed...
Anyhoo, what if Billie looked like the little smiley dude by your username?
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March 10th, 2012 at 03:27pm
that would be cool
What if Billie and 80 decided to have a daughter?
Tender Wolf
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March 11th, 2012 at 12:32pm
That'd be awesome! (I wonder if she'd look more like Beej or 80?)
What if Billie bitch slapped your mother?
Gerry
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March 11th, 2012 at 12:33pm
oh my god
What if Billie had sex with your mom?
Tender Wolf
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March 11th, 2012 at 12:38pm
Umm...
What if Billie sneezed every time someone started singing Know Your Enemy?
Gerry
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March 11th, 2012 at 12:41pm
Oh oh
What if Billie lost his voice during a concert?
Tender Wolf
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March 11th, 2012 at 12:45pm
:O NOEZ!!!!!!!
What if Billie was a transvestite vampire?
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March 11th, 2012 at 02:23pm
whhhaa...
What if Billie changed his name to 'Billifer'?
Gerry
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March 11th, 2012 at 02:32pm
Weird
What if Billie added a silent letter to his name?
Tender Wolf
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March 11th, 2012 at 03:13pm
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What if Billie had a pet Kangaroo?
Gerry
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March 11th, 2012 at 04:12pm
cool
What if Billie fought for animal rights?
Tender Wolf
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March 11th, 2012 at 05:44pm
One more reason to love him Very Happy
What if Billie switched the B and the J in his name to make it Jillie Boe Armstrong?
Gerry
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March 11th, 2012 at 08:33pm
That's a girl's name
What if Billie never wore clothes onstage?
Tender Wolf
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March 11th, 2012 at 09:13pm
I wouldn't mind... *dirty thoughts*
What if Billie secretly worshiped toast?
Gerry
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March 12th, 2012 at 04:10pm
I would start liking toast.
What if Billie created his own fragrance?
Tender Wolf
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March 12th, 2012 at 08:13pm
I'd buy it
What if Billie could only sing Foxboro Hot Tubs songs at Green Day concerts?
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March 12th, 2012 at 09:06pm
what happened to GD songs?
What if Billie wrote songs for other singers?
Tender Wolf
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March 14th, 2012 at 02:31am
Then those singers would have some fuckin' good music!
What if Billie was neurotic?
Gerry
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March 14th, 2012 at 03:47pm
he explained this in Basket Case
What if Billie directed a music video?
Tender Wolf
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March 14th, 2012 at 06:46pm
I wouldn't be sure if I should be excited or frightened.
What if Billie called you because he saw a sheep?
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