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June 21st, 2009 at 01:08pm
Ha Ha I'm Dead!:
(I did this fourth grade)

Don't cut your long hair short to a shag, just so you can be Billie for Halloween.

ha just...dont.


Unless you plan on being remembered as "the girl who had boy hair for the rest of 4th and 5th grade"


XD


What's so bad about this? XD Billie hair would be nice.

Don't take your style tips from a man (Billie).

I am very guilty of this. I even put a scarf in my back pocket once. Cool
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June 25th, 2009 at 04:28pm
Do not go around saying "I divided 3 by 376* and came out with... 13! Isn't that weird?" in a creepy voice, because people will stare at you like you are a basket case. (XD)

*I think thats the number, I know it is 3 digits and has a 7 in it...
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June 25th, 2009 at 04:39pm
Platypus!:
Ha Ha I'm Dead!:
(I did this fourth grade)

Don't cut your long hair short to a shag, just so you can be Billie for Halloween.

ha just...dont.


Unless you plan on being remembered as "the girl who had boy hair for the rest of 4th and 5th grade"


XD


What's so bad about this? XD Billie hair would be nice.

Don't take your style tips from a man (Billie).

I am very guilty of this. I even put a scarf in my back pocket once. Cool


Laughing I found a wig once in my old school's theater that looked just like Billie's hair, so for a show that the school did, I dressed up as Billie for curtain call. The director didn't find it funny, but I did! Laughing

I dress like Billie sometimes though, when I'm feeling boyish. Laughing
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July 7th, 2009 at 11:38am
dont take off your clothes in front of thousands of people lol
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September 5th, 2009 at 06:12pm
Don't wear your mother's leather thong unless you're billie joe. No one wants to see that, lol

Don't take advice from Tre. Chances are you'll get arrested.

Don't Drink and Drive then hit a cop in his car in Canada

Make Sure your cat doesn't get caught in the dryer
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September 5th, 2009 at 06:36pm
- Don't Put 409 in your Teachers Coffee maker
- Don't Mix pop rocks and coke
- Don't talk about Green Day 24/7 at school. There's a good chance you will come back one day to find out all your friends kicked you out of your lunch table (it happened to me XD )
- If you have a friend named Maria, don't keep asking her where she went. She'll get annoyed
- Don't piss off Operation ivy by stealing there song and hoping that you gave them enough credit on your album
- Don't start a mud fight at a anniversary of Woodstock
- Don't let Tre throw the starting Pitch at a baseball game. He'll OVER throw it
- Don't give Tre a guitar and pick unless you want him to play a perverted song
- Don't ask tre too give you a bullwinkle. No one knows, nor wants to know what "position" that will put you in lol
- Don't trash your hotel room just because you saw yourself on TV for the first time
- Don't steal Unwritten Law's motorcycle then crash it
- Don't break a beer bottle over your head, it will fracture your skull
- Don't let tre steal the keys to the van, then drive off the set for your music video
- Don't steal a car with Mike. you'll get caught
- Don't get your album stolen, especially if you're going to entitle it "Cigarettes and Valentines"
- Don't throw donoughts on people

and my all time favorite
- Don't drug your parents, grind them up in the garbage disposal, throw the bones over the fence to your neighbors dog, then go on tour with Green Day thinking that you won't get caught.
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September 6th, 2009 at 12:09pm
wear yellow flares! lmfao

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September 6th, 2009 at 12:47pm
Overthrow The Effigy:
wear yellow flares! lmfao



THE YELLOW SUIT!!!
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October 5th, 2009 at 04:57pm
Don't run around school screaming Minorty. You'll end up getting kicked out of your lunch table. xD (i sit alone; Sad
Don't Look at every coffeemaker to see the # 409 is on it.

Don't look at the clock for a sports event (soccer, BasketBall, Football...etc.) and smile when you see 4:09 and 10:39 on the time clock. I was at a soccer game and I was smiling like an idiot. xD
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October 5th, 2009 at 04:59pm
LetterSeven:
Do not go around saying "I divided 3 by 376* and came out with... 13! Isn't that weird?" in a creepy voice, because people will stare at you like you are a basket case. (XD)

*I think thats the number, I know it is 3 digits and has a 7 in it...


Oh my gosh, i did that in class and my teacher said impossible and called me weird Razz
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October 7th, 2009 at 04:22pm
Don't sing Like A Rat Does Cheese, you will get wierd looks all around. xD
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July 11th, 2010 at 06:45pm
Don't sing "Platypus" to a teacher!!

epic lolz! Very Happy
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July 11th, 2010 at 06:46pm
Don't eat 50 eggs.
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July 11th, 2010 at 08:16pm
Don't make up nicknames for Green Day members in your own head and then go and make a big fuss and explain about " Yeeaah Penguin is hot and he did that and that and then he went to there and..." You'll eventually got stares and coughs.
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July 13th, 2010 at 01:42pm
Drummergirl:
^ Clap I'd have to give you that one.I've been there

Dont attempt at the end of a school day run down the hallway screaming the American Idiot lyrics
Cool


HAHAHA ive done that.....yeaaah igot away with it for a while then when they found out it was me i got suspended for a week Sad
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July 20th, 2010 at 02:28am
When you had a week to complete an assignment, and you don't have it done on time, when the teacher asks you why you didn't turn it it, don't quote "Jesus of Suburbia" like I did once in my science class in seventh grade. I said, "Nobody's perfect, and I stand accused, for lack of a better word, and that's my best excuse." The teacher yelled at me for that and went off on a rant about how she understands that nobody's perfect, but there's no reason for someone who hd a week to complete an assignment to not have it done on time.
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July 20th, 2010 at 11:55pm
haha...i wore my halloween costume to school...and i was billie joe and i guess my math teach knew who it was and she was like "YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO WEAR YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME AND IDC EVEN IF IT IS BILLIE JOE!!!" then i said this......."WELL YOUR WEARING A FREAKIN HALLOWEEN MASK AND I DONT C ANYONE YELLIN AT YOU!!!! " then i ran and drew "maria was here,dont try looking for me again" on the eraser board with what i thought was a erasable marker...but it was permanent....the principal thought it was hillarious and didnt do shit to me tehe lmfao lmfao tehe
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August 14th, 2010 at 11:41pm
dont tell billie joe "GREEN DAY FUCKIN SUCKS" or youll get ur bum kicked! xD go billie go!! haha
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