The Strange Confessions Of Three Guys In a Band, chapter 1

*an unbelievably hot summers day in the middle of July, three young band mates, Billie Joe, Mike Dirnt and Tre Cool, are hanging around their "tour van" (a converted bookmobile) and listening to music on the radio*

Tre: ... this song is shit! switch the channel before i claw my eyes out!
Mike: do it your-fucking-self Tre.
Billie Joe: why the hell would you claw your eyes out from listening to the radio?!
*Mike and Billie Joe start laughing*
*Tre gives an embarrassed kind of look as he gets up and switches the channel of the radio*
Tre: shut up.
Mike: *laughing* why? are you going to claw your eyes out if we don't??
*Billie Joe and Mike start having an insane laughing fit and even Tre starts to giggle a bit*
Tre: *laughing* shut up! - Mr "ooh look at me i have a big tattoo oooh!"
*Billie Joe punches Tre playfully*
Billie Joe: its cool! and its not big!
Mike: that's what she said.
*Mike and Tre start laughing*
Billie Joe: *laughs* shut up, i'm bigger than either of you!
Tre: *laughing* c'mon i've seen it it's not that impressive compared to others.
*Billie Joe and Mike stop laughing*
Mike: others?
*Tre turns a deep shade of red*
Tre: y-you know... like... mine...
*Mike starts laughing again but Billie Joe gives Tre a weird look*
Mike: *laughing* man, you are one fucked up dude Tre Cool!
*Tre grins and starts laughing as well*
Tre: why thank you.
*Tre notices Billie Joe's weird look towards him*
Tre: what??
Billie Joe: ... nothing.
*all three sit in silence for a little while, mulling over their thoughts. Mike eventually looks up*
Mike: who's hungry?

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*the three band-mates sit around one of the round tables in the local pizza shack eating pizza in a slightly awkward silence*
*after a few minutes Tre starts giggling*
*Billie Joe and Mike look at Tre questioningly*
*Tre looks up, giggling*
Tre: I farted.
*all three of them start laughing hysterically*
Mike: that's gross Tre!
*Tre grins and takes another bite of his pizza*
*Billie Joe and Mike start eating their pizza again as well, still giggling from time to time*
Tre: I gotta pee, I'll be back in a minute.
*Tre gets up and heads for the bathrooms, he accidentally bumps into someone because he isn't looking, the person drops some of their money.*
Tre: oh, sorry dude.
*as Tre helps the guy pick the change off the floor Billie Joe watches him*
*Billie Joe turns to Mike with a slightly worried and confused look on his face*
Billie Joe: is he wearing pink underwear?!?!