The Strange Confessions Of Three Guys In a Band, chapter 3
Tre: and... yeah, that's it.
Billie Joe: that's... disturbing.
Mike: ... . yeah... .
Tre: c'mon I was drunk! How was I to know?
Billie Joe: you must have been pretty drunk if you couldn't tell the difference between a girl and a guy.
Tre: it was a very womanly looking guy!!
Mike: you know, I could've went my whole life without hearing that story and that would've been just fine.
Tre: you guys asked to hear it!
Billie Joe: yeah but... I didn't think it was gonna be THAT.
Tre: you cant tell anyone.
*Mike and Billie Joe look at each other, smirk, then look at Tre*
Mike: yeah?
Tre: yeah! don't tell anyone!
*Billie Joe grins*
Billie Joe: or... ?
*Tre looks a bit worried*
Tre: don't, please?
Mike: hmmm
Billie Joe: I dunno...
*Tre looks VERY worried*
Tre: c'mon!
*Mike and Billie Joe start laughing*
Billie Joe: okay, we wont tell anyone... but you'd better be nice to us when we tour next week now that we know that.
*Billie Joe grins*
* * * one week later * * *
Tre: ooh can we stop there?! C'mon I'm driving I should get to stop where I want!
Mike: no
Tre: aww c'mon please!
Billie Joe: no.
Tre: well can we stop at the next stop??
Mike and Billie Joe: NO.
Tre: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Mike: Tre is the only reason you only want to stop so you can look at porn?
Tre: nooo...
*Tre grins innocently as he sees a gas station up ahead*
Tre: I think we should stop there - we're almost outta gas.
Billie Joe: no we're not.
Tre: yes we are.
Billie Joe: it says that the gas is FULL.
Tre: but - I - er... . I gotta go to the bathroom!
Billie Joe: no you don't! don't even think about stopping Tre!
*Tre grins as he pulls up at the gas station and hops out of the van*
Tre: ooh porn!!
*Tre runs over to the magazine stand and starts looking at top shelf magazines*
Mike: Tre yo- agh. Ah well I guess I could use a stretch.
Billie Joe: yeah me too.
*Mike and Billie Joe get out of the van as well and head into the small store to buy some junk food for lunch as Tre drools over various playboy magazines*
*as Tre hears a car driving off he suddenly remembers... *
Tre: oops, did I leave the keys in the-
*Tre turns around*
Tre: oh shit...
*Mike and Billie Joe come out of the store with a large bag of junk food and beer*
Mike: hey Tre will you just buy one of those magazines and get back in the - WHERE THE FUCK DID THE VAN GO?!?!
Billie Joe: that's... disturbing.
Mike: ... . yeah... .
Tre: c'mon I was drunk! How was I to know?
Billie Joe: you must have been pretty drunk if you couldn't tell the difference between a girl and a guy.
Tre: it was a very womanly looking guy!!
Mike: you know, I could've went my whole life without hearing that story and that would've been just fine.
Tre: you guys asked to hear it!
Billie Joe: yeah but... I didn't think it was gonna be THAT.
Tre: you cant tell anyone.
*Mike and Billie Joe look at each other, smirk, then look at Tre*
Mike: yeah?
Tre: yeah! don't tell anyone!
*Billie Joe grins*
Billie Joe: or... ?
*Tre looks a bit worried*
Tre: don't, please?
Mike: hmmm
Billie Joe: I dunno...
*Tre looks VERY worried*
Tre: c'mon!
*Mike and Billie Joe start laughing*
Billie Joe: okay, we wont tell anyone... but you'd better be nice to us when we tour next week now that we know that.
*Billie Joe grins*
* * * one week later * * *
Tre: ooh can we stop there?! C'mon I'm driving I should get to stop where I want!
Mike: no
Tre: aww c'mon please!
Billie Joe: no.
Tre: well can we stop at the next stop??
Mike and Billie Joe: NO.
Tre: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Mike: Tre is the only reason you only want to stop so you can look at porn?
Tre: nooo...
*Tre grins innocently as he sees a gas station up ahead*
Tre: I think we should stop there - we're almost outta gas.
Billie Joe: no we're not.
Tre: yes we are.
Billie Joe: it says that the gas is FULL.
Tre: but - I - er... . I gotta go to the bathroom!
Billie Joe: no you don't! don't even think about stopping Tre!
*Tre grins as he pulls up at the gas station and hops out of the van*
Tre: ooh porn!!
*Tre runs over to the magazine stand and starts looking at top shelf magazines*
Mike: Tre yo- agh. Ah well I guess I could use a stretch.
Billie Joe: yeah me too.
*Mike and Billie Joe get out of the van as well and head into the small store to buy some junk food for lunch as Tre drools over various playboy magazines*
*as Tre hears a car driving off he suddenly remembers... *
Tre: oops, did I leave the keys in the-
*Tre turns around*
Tre: oh shit...
*Mike and Billie Joe come out of the store with a large bag of junk food and beer*
Mike: hey Tre will you just buy one of those magazines and get back in the - WHERE THE FUCK DID THE VAN GO?!?!
