American Idiots, chapter 8
"What's the problem sir?" Taigan asked.
The guard had a smile on his face.
"I was just wondering if you could sign this for my kids" he told us.
We all sighed as the guys signed the paper.
The guard said thanks and ran off so we headed on the plane.
"Oh looks like I get to sit next to you Mike!" I said smiling at him. He smiled back then shouted, "Window!" I laughed at him and lightly smacked him.
Tre sat right behind Francesca who was sitting next to an old lady. Taigan and Billie Joe sat next to each other.
"Lucky bastards! Tre shouted. Francesca tried to avoid the old lady but she started talking to her.
"Are you a virgin?!" The old lady screamed.
Francesca looked at her in horror. Me and Mike were laughing our heads off but sadly Taigan and Billie Joe had fallen asleep.
"That's none of your buisness, hag!"
Tre smirked. She gave him a nasty look and threw her teeth at him knocking him out. I thought I was going to shit my pants.
"Mike this is so funny!" I laughed.
He couldn't reply because he was laughing so hard.
For a moment the "hag" didn't do anything. Then she got out of her seat and walked up to Mike and I and hit Mike in the balls.
"What was that for, you bitch?" I screamed.
She looked at me and almost hit me before I called the stewardess. I told her what happened and she kicked the hag off the plane. With that Tre jumped into the seat and started talking to Francesca about it. I was comforting Mike.
"You ok sweety?" I asked him kissing him on the cheek.
"You have to kiss me where it hurts to make it fel better." He joked.
"Now your starting to sound like Tre!" I said shaking my finger.
"Thats not a bad thing!" Tre whined. I just ignored him and watched Mike doze off to sleep.
*6 Hours later*
By now everyone was asleep. EXCEPT me. I was so bored when I got a perfect idea. I asked the stewaredess for some peanuts, soda and ice. She handed it all to me and when she left I put my plan into action. I stated With Francesca and Tre first. I took the peanuts and chewed them up. I then put some onto their laps. Tre grunted. I tried not to burst out. Next was Taigan and Billie Joe. I took the soda and mixed it with some shit I found in my bag I then spred it all acoss their faces and put it on the floor so it looked like they puked. And last Mike. I grabbed the ice bag and counted to 3. I shoved the ice back on his balls and he screamed, "FUCKING SHIT!"
Everyone jumped up, Mike grabbing his balls. Tre and Francesca looked at what was on their laps.
"What the fuck is this?" Francesca whined.
I smirked trying to hold back my laughter. She glared at me and picked it up and treid to throw it at me. She hit some guy instead.
"SHIT!" he screamed. He looked at us but we just looked away. He cursed and turned around. Everyone burst out into hysterics. I then pointed to the other two who had fallen back asleep. I showed them all the orange shit all over the place. We were dying!
Then Mike said, "I think I deserve a kiss cause of what you did to my balls!" I smiled at him and came close to his face but pulled back. He pouted then I gave in and kissed him. We sat and talked to Francesca awhile since Tre had fallen back asleep. Francesca got up to go to the bathroom when she had left I gave Mike a mischivieous stare....I still had a few tricks up my sleeve...
The guard had a smile on his face.
"I was just wondering if you could sign this for my kids" he told us.
We all sighed as the guys signed the paper.
The guard said thanks and ran off so we headed on the plane.
"Oh looks like I get to sit next to you Mike!" I said smiling at him. He smiled back then shouted, "Window!" I laughed at him and lightly smacked him.
Tre sat right behind Francesca who was sitting next to an old lady. Taigan and Billie Joe sat next to each other.
"Lucky bastards! Tre shouted. Francesca tried to avoid the old lady but she started talking to her.
"Are you a virgin?!" The old lady screamed.
Francesca looked at her in horror. Me and Mike were laughing our heads off but sadly Taigan and Billie Joe had fallen asleep.
"That's none of your buisness, hag!"
Tre smirked. She gave him a nasty look and threw her teeth at him knocking him out. I thought I was going to shit my pants.
"Mike this is so funny!" I laughed.
He couldn't reply because he was laughing so hard.
For a moment the "hag" didn't do anything. Then she got out of her seat and walked up to Mike and I and hit Mike in the balls.
"What was that for, you bitch?" I screamed.
She looked at me and almost hit me before I called the stewardess. I told her what happened and she kicked the hag off the plane. With that Tre jumped into the seat and started talking to Francesca about it. I was comforting Mike.
"You ok sweety?" I asked him kissing him on the cheek.
"You have to kiss me where it hurts to make it fel better." He joked.
"Now your starting to sound like Tre!" I said shaking my finger.
"Thats not a bad thing!" Tre whined. I just ignored him and watched Mike doze off to sleep.
*6 Hours later*
By now everyone was asleep. EXCEPT me. I was so bored when I got a perfect idea. I asked the stewaredess for some peanuts, soda and ice. She handed it all to me and when she left I put my plan into action. I stated With Francesca and Tre first. I took the peanuts and chewed them up. I then put some onto their laps. Tre grunted. I tried not to burst out. Next was Taigan and Billie Joe. I took the soda and mixed it with some shit I found in my bag I then spred it all acoss their faces and put it on the floor so it looked like they puked. And last Mike. I grabbed the ice bag and counted to 3. I shoved the ice back on his balls and he screamed, "FUCKING SHIT!"
Everyone jumped up, Mike grabbing his balls. Tre and Francesca looked at what was on their laps.
"What the fuck is this?" Francesca whined.
I smirked trying to hold back my laughter. She glared at me and picked it up and treid to throw it at me. She hit some guy instead.
"SHIT!" he screamed. He looked at us but we just looked away. He cursed and turned around. Everyone burst out into hysterics. I then pointed to the other two who had fallen back asleep. I showed them all the orange shit all over the place. We were dying!
Then Mike said, "I think I deserve a kiss cause of what you did to my balls!" I smiled at him and came close to his face but pulled back. He pouted then I gave in and kissed him. We sat and talked to Francesca awhile since Tre had fallen back asleep. Francesca got up to go to the bathroom when she had left I gave Mike a mischivieous stare....I still had a few tricks up my sleeve...
