What Really Goes On In Billie Joe's Head, chapter 6
The alarm clock went off and I saw that it was already 9 o clock. "Fuck," I muttered as I turned it off. Adie woke up too and rolled off of me. She quickly gathered her clothes and put them on. I did the same and went to the bathroom to brush my teeth. After I flossed and all, I went to the kitchen and grabbed a pop tart. Adie followed me to my car and when I noticed, I gave her a long hug and told her I'd be back tommorow at noon. She waved as I pulled out of the drive way. I waved back and started my way to the studio.
"Hey, Billie Joe!" greeted Tre as I got out of my car.
"Hey," I said. "Where's Mike?"
"Oh, he's not here yet" said Tre. "What were you up to last night after we left?" asked Tre.
"Not much," I said. "Just some alcohol with my wife."
"Oh." said Tre. "You know, I stopped by your house this morning." He said raising his eyebrows. "Around 6 I think."
"Oh, really." I said. Did he know?
"A lot of laughing going around in your bedroom." he said.
"Tre, how did you get in my house?" I asked.
"I have the keys, remember? I'm allowed in your house at all times." he replied.
"Oh...well nothing happened. I swear. I already have two kids." And that was the truth.
"If I were you, I would've gone all the way" he said.
"Well, that's just you. I'm different." I said.
"Use a condom" he said.
"I'm sorry Tre, but there were no condoms, ok?" I said.
"You know, as I say, a sock makes a great condom." said Tre with a smirk.
"Tre!" I said as I gave him a punch in the arm. "Lay off Tre, I just didn't feel like it!" I said.
"Whatever," he said. "Here comes Mike!"
"Hey" said Mike as he got out of his car.
"Dude, we're late! Hurry up!" said Tre.
As soon as Mike came Tre took his wrist and led him inside the studio, where Rob was waiting.
"A limo is scheduled to come here in 10 minutes. It's going to take you to the Vh1 studio." Rob told us.
Then we went outside again and smoked cigarettes. Mike didn't smoke, so he had some coffee instead. As Rob said, the limo came in 10 minutes. Me and Tre threw our cigaretted away and Mike took his coffee into the limo. We chatted all the way to the studio and had some wine in the limo. Tre kept on telling us about drag queens and we talked about how Tre can sometimes be a drag queen. When we got to the studio, Rob was already there. We were led into Green rooms where they interviewed us. They really asked some personal questions, and it was hard to answer them. But after two hours, we got the rest of the day out. Mike had finished first and I waited with him for Tre to finish.
When Tre came out he shouted, "Let's get drunk!"
"Yeah!" we all shouted.
Then we went to a strip club to get drunk. Tre sat right in front of the stripper stage while me and Mike ordered our drinks. We joined Tre and drank our martinis. Tre threw some money at the strippers. Then the strippers pulled Tre on stage and hand cuffed him to a pole. Me and Mike laughed as we saw Tre getting a dance from the strippers. Tre clearly seemed to be enjoying it. After they had finished with him they pointed a finger at me and beckoned me over. I shook my head, but Mike and Tre put me on the stage. They did what they needed to do and as soon as they let me go, I went to the bar to get another drink. I think I could've enjoyed that dance.
"Hey, Billie Joe!" greeted Tre as I got out of my car.
"Hey," I said. "Where's Mike?"
"Oh, he's not here yet" said Tre. "What were you up to last night after we left?" asked Tre.
"Not much," I said. "Just some alcohol with my wife."
"Oh." said Tre. "You know, I stopped by your house this morning." He said raising his eyebrows. "Around 6 I think."
"Oh, really." I said. Did he know?
"A lot of laughing going around in your bedroom." he said.
"Tre, how did you get in my house?" I asked.
"I have the keys, remember? I'm allowed in your house at all times." he replied.
"Oh...well nothing happened. I swear. I already have two kids." And that was the truth.
"If I were you, I would've gone all the way" he said.
"Well, that's just you. I'm different." I said.
"Use a condom" he said.
"I'm sorry Tre, but there were no condoms, ok?" I said.
"You know, as I say, a sock makes a great condom." said Tre with a smirk.
"Tre!" I said as I gave him a punch in the arm. "Lay off Tre, I just didn't feel like it!" I said.
"Whatever," he said. "Here comes Mike!"
"Hey" said Mike as he got out of his car.
"Dude, we're late! Hurry up!" said Tre.
As soon as Mike came Tre took his wrist and led him inside the studio, where Rob was waiting.
"A limo is scheduled to come here in 10 minutes. It's going to take you to the Vh1 studio." Rob told us.
Then we went outside again and smoked cigarettes. Mike didn't smoke, so he had some coffee instead. As Rob said, the limo came in 10 minutes. Me and Tre threw our cigaretted away and Mike took his coffee into the limo. We chatted all the way to the studio and had some wine in the limo. Tre kept on telling us about drag queens and we talked about how Tre can sometimes be a drag queen. When we got to the studio, Rob was already there. We were led into Green rooms where they interviewed us. They really asked some personal questions, and it was hard to answer them. But after two hours, we got the rest of the day out. Mike had finished first and I waited with him for Tre to finish.
When Tre came out he shouted, "Let's get drunk!"
"Yeah!" we all shouted.
Then we went to a strip club to get drunk. Tre sat right in front of the stripper stage while me and Mike ordered our drinks. We joined Tre and drank our martinis. Tre threw some money at the strippers. Then the strippers pulled Tre on stage and hand cuffed him to a pole. Me and Mike laughed as we saw Tre getting a dance from the strippers. Tre clearly seemed to be enjoying it. After they had finished with him they pointed a finger at me and beckoned me over. I shook my head, but Mike and Tre put me on the stage. They did what they needed to do and as soon as they let me go, I went to the bar to get another drink. I think I could've enjoyed that dance.
