A Night to Remember, chapter 1
The gang arrived at the party, where they were planning on performing. Not for anything but Billie Joe looked hot that night, with his shaggy black hair practically falling in his eyes. The boys were setting up their equipment on stage when a slutty girl came into their view, Tre couldn't help but stair at her chest. She walked right up to Billie Joe, wished him luck and told him to meet her outside after the concert. "Man, Billie, why do you get all the girls!!"? Tre muttered. " I don't care how hot she is, I'm not interested."? " I'm playing for only one girl tonight, Adrienne Nesser."? Billie said. " Dude, you think she'll fall for you?"? Mike asked. "Let's just hope."? they all said in unison.
Green Day kicked ass in that concert, and everyone watching knew it! Billie Joe decided to go outside anyway so he wouldn't break that ho's heart. "Great concert!"? the ho exclaimed. "Thanks."? Billie said faintly, completely turned off by her appearance. " Umm sorry but I haven't got your name?"? Billie asked, trying to sound interested in her. "Karen."? she said. With that Billie just had to break it to her. " Uh, Karen, uh... , I'm sorry but, uh, this isn't gonna work, you're not my type, sorry."? Billie said. " Well then, um, let's be friends!"? " Wanna go for a drink or something?"? Karen screeched in excitement, already mustering a plan to get in his pants. She knew he got drunk at parties, and wanted him to get that way tonight. "Everything will be perfect, I'll tell my friends I slept with the hottest guy! They'll be so friggin jealous!"Karen thought
Billie Joe and Karen stopped at a bar nearby. Billie Joe was in the mood for a virgin drink, he just couldn't get drunk, not with this girl. " I'll take a virgin Pina Colada."? said Billie Joe " Um, I'll take a regular Pina Colada."? Said Karen. When the bar tender arrived with there drinks, Billie Joe happened to be in the bathroom. Of course Karen switched the drinks leaving Billie Joe with a strong, nonvirgin, Colada. When Billie came back he took a sip of his drink tasting the booze, he realized that the bar tender had made a mistake with his order, but this stuff was too good to resist, so Billie didn't bother asking the bar tender to change his order. Billie Joe soon finished his drink and looked happy. Karen saw his face and knew he was getting in the mood for more. "We'll have another round, both regular."? Karen yelled at the bar tender. Soon Billie Joe was practically dancing in his seat babbling about nonsense, and Karen knew exactly what to do next. "Billie, look at you you're totally sloshed, I don't think you'll make it home tonight in one piece."? "Maybe you should come with me to a hotel or something and I'll take care of you."? "Wuh?"? Billie managed to say. " Na, na, I'll be fine."? Billie said with slurred words.
They ended up in a hotel room, Billie was taking a nap on one of the two beds, talking to himself in his sleep. This is going nowhere, thought Karen. I have to find a way to get him to do something. She had to think quick is was now midnight, and to tell you the truth she was pretty pooped out herself. Suddenly Billie Joe woke up. "Shit, the guys don't know where I am!"? "Fuck, my head hurts!"?Billie said. " Calm down Billie."? Said Karen stripping down to her underclothes. Just then Tre Cool and Mike Dirnt burst into the room. How did they know where Billie was? " Back away girl."? said Tre to Karen. " Come on buddy, were gettin you out of here."? said Mike. "Wait guys, he was with me, do you mind!"? " Yea we do!"? they yelled bursting out the door. " Karen I'm sorry, I like someone else anyway (hiccup)But you're hott though."? said Billie. " Oh you bastard, I'm gonna hunt you down, one day you'll want and you'll need me , but too bad I'll be married and you'll be lonely."? She said weeping " Dude she has issues!"? said Tre as they neared there car.
Even though Billie Joe was finished that night, he couldn't help but notice a beautiful figure in the distance. He recognized this figure. It was Adrienne, and she was smiling at him.
Green Day kicked ass in that concert, and everyone watching knew it! Billie Joe decided to go outside anyway so he wouldn't break that ho's heart. "Great concert!"? the ho exclaimed. "Thanks."? Billie said faintly, completely turned off by her appearance. " Umm sorry but I haven't got your name?"? Billie asked, trying to sound interested in her. "Karen."? she said. With that Billie just had to break it to her. " Uh, Karen, uh... , I'm sorry but, uh, this isn't gonna work, you're not my type, sorry."? Billie said. " Well then, um, let's be friends!"? " Wanna go for a drink or something?"? Karen screeched in excitement, already mustering a plan to get in his pants. She knew he got drunk at parties, and wanted him to get that way tonight. "Everything will be perfect, I'll tell my friends I slept with the hottest guy! They'll be so friggin jealous!"Karen thought
Billie Joe and Karen stopped at a bar nearby. Billie Joe was in the mood for a virgin drink, he just couldn't get drunk, not with this girl. " I'll take a virgin Pina Colada."? said Billie Joe " Um, I'll take a regular Pina Colada."? Said Karen. When the bar tender arrived with there drinks, Billie Joe happened to be in the bathroom. Of course Karen switched the drinks leaving Billie Joe with a strong, nonvirgin, Colada. When Billie came back he took a sip of his drink tasting the booze, he realized that the bar tender had made a mistake with his order, but this stuff was too good to resist, so Billie didn't bother asking the bar tender to change his order. Billie Joe soon finished his drink and looked happy. Karen saw his face and knew he was getting in the mood for more. "We'll have another round, both regular."? Karen yelled at the bar tender. Soon Billie Joe was practically dancing in his seat babbling about nonsense, and Karen knew exactly what to do next. "Billie, look at you you're totally sloshed, I don't think you'll make it home tonight in one piece."? "Maybe you should come with me to a hotel or something and I'll take care of you."? "Wuh?"? Billie managed to say. " Na, na, I'll be fine."? Billie said with slurred words.
They ended up in a hotel room, Billie was taking a nap on one of the two beds, talking to himself in his sleep. This is going nowhere, thought Karen. I have to find a way to get him to do something. She had to think quick is was now midnight, and to tell you the truth she was pretty pooped out herself. Suddenly Billie Joe woke up. "Shit, the guys don't know where I am!"? "Fuck, my head hurts!"?Billie said. " Calm down Billie."? Said Karen stripping down to her underclothes. Just then Tre Cool and Mike Dirnt burst into the room. How did they know where Billie was? " Back away girl."? said Tre to Karen. " Come on buddy, were gettin you out of here."? said Mike. "Wait guys, he was with me, do you mind!"? " Yea we do!"? they yelled bursting out the door. " Karen I'm sorry, I like someone else anyway (hiccup)But you're hott though."? said Billie. " Oh you bastard, I'm gonna hunt you down, one day you'll want and you'll need me , but too bad I'll be married and you'll be lonely."? She said weeping " Dude she has issues!"? said Tre as they neared there car.
Even though Billie Joe was finished that night, he couldn't help but notice a beautiful figure in the distance. He recognized this figure. It was Adrienne, and she was smiling at him.
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