Billie Joe, chapter 1
One night I was walking home with my friend, Kaylee, from a bar. We were highly drunk, and we kept bumping into stuff. We pushed through the door laughing at nothing. I plopped down on the couch next to her, then called up my friend Lily.
"You, drunk?! Innocent little Helena drunk?! Youve always been sober."
"I know" I said slurring my words together. "Thats scary." "I know." She laughed.
"Hey listen I owe stuff-"
"What stuff?"
"Um...Jon...so listen I seriously have to go...."
"Ok. Bye!" I hung up the phone and jumped at the sound of a knock.
"Hey I may be drunk but i felt sober for those last seconds!" I shrieked at the laughing Kaylee. I opened the door and saw 3 guys dressed in black.
"Hey...could we use your phone?" the shortest one asked. I nodded and handed them my phone.
"Hey dumbasses theres a pay-phone down there!" Kaylee said.
"Ha! Dumbasses" I slurred. I flipped over on the couch and looked at Kaylee.
"Kaylee I love you," I said.
"I LOVE YOU TOO HELENA!" she shouted. I got up and stuck out my tongue.
"You cant catch me!" I said, spitting at her. I ran upstairs, and hid.
"BOO!" I said at her. She fell off the railing. I jumped after her. Two of the guys caught us. We kicked them and said "LETS DO THAT AGAIN!" We raced up the stairs and jumped.
"weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" we said.
"Neeeeeeeeeee!" I said, quoting a movie. I got cut on the side of a table.
"OWWWWWWWWWWIIIIE!" I shrieked, excaming my huge cut. I was losing blood...
***
Five Hours Later
I woke up in a hospital. "We had too much beer H. W.!" Kaylee said. "I know, K. W.!" I replied. There was a knock on the door. One of the guys from the prievious night stuck his head in. "Hiya Billie Joe!" Kaylee said. It kicked in....
"You, drunk?! Innocent little Helena drunk?! Youve always been sober."
"I know" I said slurring my words together. "Thats scary." "I know." She laughed.
"Hey listen I owe stuff-"
"What stuff?"
"Um...Jon...so listen I seriously have to go...."
"Ok. Bye!" I hung up the phone and jumped at the sound of a knock.
"Hey I may be drunk but i felt sober for those last seconds!" I shrieked at the laughing Kaylee. I opened the door and saw 3 guys dressed in black.
"Hey...could we use your phone?" the shortest one asked. I nodded and handed them my phone.
"Hey dumbasses theres a pay-phone down there!" Kaylee said.
"Ha! Dumbasses" I slurred. I flipped over on the couch and looked at Kaylee.
"Kaylee I love you," I said.
"I LOVE YOU TOO HELENA!" she shouted. I got up and stuck out my tongue.
"You cant catch me!" I said, spitting at her. I ran upstairs, and hid.
"BOO!" I said at her. She fell off the railing. I jumped after her. Two of the guys caught us. We kicked them and said "LETS DO THAT AGAIN!" We raced up the stairs and jumped.
"weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" we said.
"Neeeeeeeeeee!" I said, quoting a movie. I got cut on the side of a table.
"OWWWWWWWWWWIIIIE!" I shrieked, excaming my huge cut. I was losing blood...
***
Five Hours Later
I woke up in a hospital. "We had too much beer H. W.!" Kaylee said. "I know, K. W.!" I replied. There was a knock on the door. One of the guys from the prievious night stuck his head in. "Hiya Billie Joe!" Kaylee said. It kicked in....
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