A Story About Something To Do With Green Day, chapter 1

Okay, Billie Joe was walking down the street with Mike. Something hit Mike in the head. It was a lawn gnome. Mike was out cold. Then Billie Joe fell into a a sewer hole. Tre Cool was walking by and saw Mike laying on the ground. He wondered where Billie Joe was. He heard someone say help! "Tre, It's me Billie Joe. I need help. I'm in a sewer hole," cried Billie Joe.
"Why in the world are you down there?" Tre asked Billie Joe.
"I don't remember. There was this lawn gnome. That's all I can recall,"Billie Joe said.
"Billie Joe, are you drunk?" Tre asked Billie Joe.
"No, why do you have four eyes?" Billie Joe slurred.
Mike got up, and then walked right into the hole that Billie Joe was in.
"What the heck, did Mike get drunk too?" Tre Cool said in a not very serious voice.
"Mike, how did you get down here?"Billie Joe asked Mike.
" I don't know, how did you get down here?" Mike said not knowing where he was.
"This is hopeless, I'm going to go call my grandma. See you guys later." Tre Cool yelled as he was walking to the nearest bar.