Agent 12 And The Attack Of The Teeny Boppers!, chapter 2
"Hello" Tré said "Is the chief there?"
"Of course Agent 12" The secretary said. "In a moment this will be transported to the chief!"
"Thank you"
Tré sat tapping his foot as he waited. Once again he gazed his eyes on the paper. Then the chief appeared on the screen. He was a big heavy-weight African American man. He was also a celebrity like Tré his name was Ruben Studdard. (Note: Don't ask I always thought of him as a CIA chief LOL!!)
"Agent 12" Chief Studdard said "I was just going to page you about your friend oh how was your concert?"
Tré rolled his eyes.
"Now is not the time to ask that but it was fine!"
Suddenly Tré heard something banging on the door. He also heard a voice screaming:
"COOL OPEN THIS MOTHER FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW!"
"Shit" Tré mumbled under his breath. "Hold on a second chief"
"Go on Agent 12"
Then he heard it again:
"WHO THE FUCK IS AGENT 12?! COOL YOU GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO THAT'S IT I AM OPENING THE DOOR!!!"
Suddenly the door crashed opened and Mike was at the door with a wound to the knee. Tré slapped his head. Mike looked at the unfamiliar screen and became wide eyed and said:
"Cool you're a secret agent I MUST BE DRUNK!!"
Tré put his hand over Mike's mouth and slowly shut the door and said the chief.
"Excuse me for a moment"
"Of course Agent 12" the chief said
"Now Dirnt I am about to tell my deepest darkest secret you cannot tell anyone not Addie not even Billie Joe. Ever since the age of 18 I was part of a secret organization who stopped crime, oh and I didn't lose my other testicle in a unicycle accident!"
Tré took his hand off Mike's mouth. Mike eyes were completely wide as he said:
"Oh my god so when you talk to Lissea or Claudia you talk to him" Mike said
"Yes you won't tell anyone?"
"Yes but how did you really lose your ball?"
"Excuse me another moment Chief!"
"Fine hurry up! I got a honey waiting up for me agent 12" The chief said in aggravation.
"Well... ."
Flashback 14 years ago:
"Any last words Agent 12" Dr. Lunatic said
Tré's arms and legs were strapped by leather straps to a table. He was about to face his doom when a laser would put him to his bloody death. Well Tré was Tré and all he thought about was the recent song he wrote for his new band about Dominatrix.
"Oh being strapped to this table reminds me about my new song I wrote called Dominated Love Slave!" Tré said "it goes like this: I wanna be your Dominated Love Slave-"
"SHUT UP! So long Agent 12 See you in hell!"
The machine turned on and slowly a red laser went through the middle of the table. Acting fast Tré released himself from the table but felt pain in his testicles holding his dick he screamed:
"MY BALLS YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS MOTHA FUCKER!!"
Present:
"Ouch that's gotta hurt" Mike said
"Questions done?" Tré asked.
"Yes Cool"
"Ok Chief tell me about Billie Joe."
"Oh and about Billie Joe he's been kidnapped!"
Tré smacked Mike in the head:
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE?!"
"Don't worry agent 12" The chief said "we already know who kidnapped Mr. Armstrong but don't know his whereabouts"
"Alright Chief who has Billie"
"Well funny you should say that, the organization who has him is the League of Teeny Boppers Who Love Billie Joe!"
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! The League of what? Who love who?"
"The league of Teeny Boppers who Love Billie Joe"
"Oh ok! Go on"
"This organization was started by a girl who goes by the name of Billie Joe's Toaster. According to sources she wanted revenge on those Green Day fans who pissed her off. This girl is very dangerous and knows one of the girls who love you is her worst enemy, which will be assigned to help you'll be assigned to Code name TresXbiatchX12. She will meet you tonight at stars! Remember Agent 12 this girl is dangerous be careful"
"Danger... .danger is my middle name"
"Good luck agent 12"
The screen went off and Tré smiled.
"Mike you go to Addie break the news gently and be careful, I'll go meet this TresXBiatchX12, I've got a friend to save!"
"Of course Agent 12" The secretary said. "In a moment this will be transported to the chief!"
"Thank you"
Tré sat tapping his foot as he waited. Once again he gazed his eyes on the paper. Then the chief appeared on the screen. He was a big heavy-weight African American man. He was also a celebrity like Tré his name was Ruben Studdard. (Note: Don't ask I always thought of him as a CIA chief LOL!!)
"Agent 12" Chief Studdard said "I was just going to page you about your friend oh how was your concert?"
Tré rolled his eyes.
"Now is not the time to ask that but it was fine!"
Suddenly Tré heard something banging on the door. He also heard a voice screaming:
"COOL OPEN THIS MOTHER FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW!"
"Shit" Tré mumbled under his breath. "Hold on a second chief"
"Go on Agent 12"
Then he heard it again:
"WHO THE FUCK IS AGENT 12?! COOL YOU GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO THAT'S IT I AM OPENING THE DOOR!!!"
Suddenly the door crashed opened and Mike was at the door with a wound to the knee. Tré slapped his head. Mike looked at the unfamiliar screen and became wide eyed and said:
"Cool you're a secret agent I MUST BE DRUNK!!"
Tré put his hand over Mike's mouth and slowly shut the door and said the chief.
"Excuse me for a moment"
"Of course Agent 12" the chief said
"Now Dirnt I am about to tell my deepest darkest secret you cannot tell anyone not Addie not even Billie Joe. Ever since the age of 18 I was part of a secret organization who stopped crime, oh and I didn't lose my other testicle in a unicycle accident!"
Tré took his hand off Mike's mouth. Mike eyes were completely wide as he said:
"Oh my god so when you talk to Lissea or Claudia you talk to him" Mike said
"Yes you won't tell anyone?"
"Yes but how did you really lose your ball?"
"Excuse me another moment Chief!"
"Fine hurry up! I got a honey waiting up for me agent 12" The chief said in aggravation.
"Well... ."
Flashback 14 years ago:
"Any last words Agent 12" Dr. Lunatic said
Tré's arms and legs were strapped by leather straps to a table. He was about to face his doom when a laser would put him to his bloody death. Well Tré was Tré and all he thought about was the recent song he wrote for his new band about Dominatrix.
"Oh being strapped to this table reminds me about my new song I wrote called Dominated Love Slave!" Tré said "it goes like this: I wanna be your Dominated Love Slave-"
"SHUT UP! So long Agent 12 See you in hell!"
The machine turned on and slowly a red laser went through the middle of the table. Acting fast Tré released himself from the table but felt pain in his testicles holding his dick he screamed:
"MY BALLS YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS MOTHA FUCKER!!"
Present:
"Ouch that's gotta hurt" Mike said
"Questions done?" Tré asked.
"Yes Cool"
"Ok Chief tell me about Billie Joe."
"Oh and about Billie Joe he's been kidnapped!"
Tré smacked Mike in the head:
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE?!"
"Don't worry agent 12" The chief said "we already know who kidnapped Mr. Armstrong but don't know his whereabouts"
"Alright Chief who has Billie"
"Well funny you should say that, the organization who has him is the League of Teeny Boppers Who Love Billie Joe!"
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! The League of what? Who love who?"
"The league of Teeny Boppers who Love Billie Joe"
"Oh ok! Go on"
"This organization was started by a girl who goes by the name of Billie Joe's Toaster. According to sources she wanted revenge on those Green Day fans who pissed her off. This girl is very dangerous and knows one of the girls who love you is her worst enemy, which will be assigned to help you'll be assigned to Code name TresXbiatchX12. She will meet you tonight at stars! Remember Agent 12 this girl is dangerous be careful"
"Danger... .danger is my middle name"
"Good luck agent 12"
The screen went off and Tré smiled.
"Mike you go to Addie break the news gently and be careful, I'll go meet this TresXBiatchX12, I've got a friend to save!"
