Agent 12 And The Attack Of The Teeny Boppers!, chapter 3
"Dude can you try not to touch my hair?" Billie Joe said as two teeny Boopers carried him away.
"No Billie Joe we wanna touch every part of you!" One Teeny Booper said "And right now you are really kinky!"
"Dude how old are you guys? 10 and who teaches you younglings this stuff?! Joey and Jake don't even know this shit!"
"We're 12 and Grand master Billie Joe's Toaster teaches us she taught us to fight she taught us that pain can heal anything and she taught us revenge!"
Ok to Billie these ladies sounded freaky. And their leader went by the name of Billie Joe's toaster. There were no escapes Billie Joe's hands were tied behind his back. He was also freaked out by these preppy teenage psychos. What did they want with him? Suddenly out of his thoughts he was thrown into this cell like thing. He fell right onto his butt.
"Ouch! My ass hurts hey is there room service because I need ice!"
"Oh Billie Joe." the two Teeny Boopers said at the same time "You're so funny"
Billie Joe made a disgusted face as the Teeny Boopers locked the cell door. His butt still hurt!
"Grand Master Billie Joe's Toaster," said General M "Addie is in the hospital and we got Billie Joe!"
"Excellent" Grand Master Billie Joe's Toaster said "All we have to deal with is that Brainless Agent 12! We need to figure his identity!"
"Agent 12, what about him?"
"We need to finish him once and for all"
Suddenly loud pounding of the drums came from the other room. This annoyed Grand Master Billie Joe's Toaster very much. General M and Grand master Billie Joe's Toaster knew exactly what it was.
"JOHN!"
Suddenly the pounding stopped and thumping came down the stairs. Suddenly a familiar face which did use to have to do with Green Day itself came into the room! John Kriftmeyer!
"Mistress Toaster! I have dreams too you know!" John said with his arms crossed.
"And what are these Dreams? Kill Tré Cool and take your rightful spot in the band Green Day?" Grand Master Billie Joe's Toaster said
"Violence isn't the answer! I WANNA BE KELLY CLARKSON'S DRUMMER! Maybe she'll date me!"
General M giggled then fell on the floor and started to roll and laugh.
"Yes I admit Kelly Clarkson is good but WHY DON'T YOU WANT REVENGE ON THE NEW STUPID GREEN DAY DRUMMER?!"
"Because I realized Billie Joe and Mike would be better off with my old Drum teacher! Plus I like Kelly she's Pretty! She is a better Idol than Clay Aiken Ruben Studdard Fantasia Barrino Diana De Gramo Bo Bice and Carrie Underwood all put together!"
"What is this sudden obsession with American Idol? Don't you wanna be in Green Day?"
"I WANNA BE WITH KELLY!!!! SHE MAKES ME WANNA LA LA!!!"
"You're Hopeless Go take care of Billie Joe! Tell him about your Kelly Clarkson obsession"
"I HATE YOU"
John ran out crying. General M was still rolling around laughing on the floor.
"GENERAL M OFF THE FLOOR"
General M got up and saluted Grand Master Billie Joe's Toaster.
"Yes sir!" She said
"We'll convince John Later to kill the stupid drummer! Right now I want you to round up Sergeant Psycho and Sergeant Immature it's time to unmask this stupid agent 12!"
And with that General M and Grand Master Billie Joe's Toaster made an evil laugh!
WHO IS GRAND MASTER BILLIE JOE'S TOASTER? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO BILLIE JOE? WILL HIS ASS STOP HURTING? WILL AGENT 12 FINALLY BE UNMASKED? WILL JOHN BE PART OF KELLY CLARKSON'S BAND? WHEN WILL JOHN STOP HAVING AN OBSESSION WITH AMERICAN IDOL?
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"No Billie Joe we wanna touch every part of you!" One Teeny Booper said "And right now you are really kinky!"
"Dude how old are you guys? 10 and who teaches you younglings this stuff?! Joey and Jake don't even know this shit!"
"We're 12 and Grand master Billie Joe's Toaster teaches us she taught us to fight she taught us that pain can heal anything and she taught us revenge!"
Ok to Billie these ladies sounded freaky. And their leader went by the name of Billie Joe's toaster. There were no escapes Billie Joe's hands were tied behind his back. He was also freaked out by these preppy teenage psychos. What did they want with him? Suddenly out of his thoughts he was thrown into this cell like thing. He fell right onto his butt.
"Ouch! My ass hurts hey is there room service because I need ice!"
"Oh Billie Joe." the two Teeny Boopers said at the same time "You're so funny"
Billie Joe made a disgusted face as the Teeny Boopers locked the cell door. His butt still hurt!
"Grand Master Billie Joe's Toaster," said General M "Addie is in the hospital and we got Billie Joe!"
"Excellent" Grand Master Billie Joe's Toaster said "All we have to deal with is that Brainless Agent 12! We need to figure his identity!"
"Agent 12, what about him?"
"We need to finish him once and for all"
Suddenly loud pounding of the drums came from the other room. This annoyed Grand Master Billie Joe's Toaster very much. General M and Grand master Billie Joe's Toaster knew exactly what it was.
"JOHN!"
Suddenly the pounding stopped and thumping came down the stairs. Suddenly a familiar face which did use to have to do with Green Day itself came into the room! John Kriftmeyer!
"Mistress Toaster! I have dreams too you know!" John said with his arms crossed.
"And what are these Dreams? Kill Tré Cool and take your rightful spot in the band Green Day?" Grand Master Billie Joe's Toaster said
"Violence isn't the answer! I WANNA BE KELLY CLARKSON'S DRUMMER! Maybe she'll date me!"
General M giggled then fell on the floor and started to roll and laugh.
"Yes I admit Kelly Clarkson is good but WHY DON'T YOU WANT REVENGE ON THE NEW STUPID GREEN DAY DRUMMER?!"
"Because I realized Billie Joe and Mike would be better off with my old Drum teacher! Plus I like Kelly she's Pretty! She is a better Idol than Clay Aiken Ruben Studdard Fantasia Barrino Diana De Gramo Bo Bice and Carrie Underwood all put together!"
"What is this sudden obsession with American Idol? Don't you wanna be in Green Day?"
"I WANNA BE WITH KELLY!!!! SHE MAKES ME WANNA LA LA!!!"
"You're Hopeless Go take care of Billie Joe! Tell him about your Kelly Clarkson obsession"
"I HATE YOU"
John ran out crying. General M was still rolling around laughing on the floor.
"GENERAL M OFF THE FLOOR"
General M got up and saluted Grand Master Billie Joe's Toaster.
"Yes sir!" She said
"We'll convince John Later to kill the stupid drummer! Right now I want you to round up Sergeant Psycho and Sergeant Immature it's time to unmask this stupid agent 12!"
And with that General M and Grand Master Billie Joe's Toaster made an evil laugh!
WHO IS GRAND MASTER BILLIE JOE'S TOASTER? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO BILLIE JOE? WILL HIS ASS STOP HURTING? WILL AGENT 12 FINALLY BE UNMASKED? WILL JOHN BE PART OF KELLY CLARKSON'S BAND? WHEN WILL JOHN STOP HAVING AN OBSESSION WITH AMERICAN IDOL?
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