Ye Ol' Tale, chapter 1
Part 1: Entering of the shrew
It was a hot day in the summer of 56. People were picking the lemons off of the yam trees as a little radioactive shrew named Stevey walked on by. his name was stevey, his name starts with an S and ends in an E. His name was STEVE! Most people called him stevey or shit face.
Stevey scurried along the floor past the lemon pickers and saw Farmer Toms shed near by. This shed had a sign on it saying "DO NOT ENTER OR YOU WILL BE SHOT, ESPECIALLY SHREWS NAMED STEVEY!" So stevey walked right on in only to find Farmer Tom sat in his stool of pepper with his rifle.
"Hello Stevey" Said Farmer Tom.
"Oh shit"stevey replied.
"Indeed"Said Framer Tom.
"Now fuck off you little pissing Shrew!" Farmer Tom yelled
"No, i am not afraid of you!" Stevey said.
"Oh......ok." Farmer Tom replied
Stevey and Farmer Tom gave each other an evil glare for the next 7 hours.
Part 2:A new recipe
Farmer Tom and Stevey were still giving each other an evil glare.
"Would you like a steamed yam or maybe some freshly baked turnip pie with a hint of cat piss ice cream?" Farmer Tom asked gritting his few teath.
"Well i'll have some yam please." Stevey repplied.
The farmer passed a yam to Stevey
Stevey asked"what is this shed for?"
"Why i have been trying to find the recipe for a never ending yam" Tom said.
"How is that possible?" Stevey asked who was intreged.
"Well i make the yam so incredibly revolting thats they regurgitate and then eat the regurgitated yam, this will continue and there for the yam will never end."
"snazzy!" Stevey repplied.
Farmer Tome turned his back to Stevey. Since Stevey knew Toms evil plot he would have to dispose of him....
Part 3: Rise of the Yam Grower
Stevey was tucking into his revolting yam. He was oblivious to the fact that Farmer Tom was loading his rifle.
What the farmer hadn't told Stevey is that the snazztastically discusting ingrediant for the yams was shrews blood.
Farmer Tom did not have any shells as he was banned from buying them because he shot a wild pigion which turned out to be the towns vicar. Instead he carved some shell shaped yams for the next hour
Stevey was getting curious.
"What are you doing Farmer Tom?" He asked curiously.
I'm just polishing my turnip shaped trophy for making the biggest turnip pie know to man." Tom said.
"Oh ok." said Stevey
"Can I give you a hand?" Stevey added.
"No, i like to do it alone." Tom said cunningly.
Stevey was Minding his own business when BOOOOM!!
Farmer Tom turned around and shot him in the head! Farmer Tom laughed and did the hula for exactly one minute. Farmer Tom turned around . Stevey started to wake up. The yam had only bruised his head. Stevey was not a happy bunny! he was a very upset shrew.
This story will be continued part 4:Revenge of Stevey is due to be out soon...if someone lets this on the site. It gets better honest!!
It was a hot day in the summer of 56. People were picking the lemons off of the yam trees as a little radioactive shrew named Stevey walked on by. his name was stevey, his name starts with an S and ends in an E. His name was STEVE! Most people called him stevey or shit face.
Stevey scurried along the floor past the lemon pickers and saw Farmer Toms shed near by. This shed had a sign on it saying "DO NOT ENTER OR YOU WILL BE SHOT, ESPECIALLY SHREWS NAMED STEVEY!" So stevey walked right on in only to find Farmer Tom sat in his stool of pepper with his rifle.
"Hello Stevey" Said Farmer Tom.
"Oh shit"stevey replied.
"Indeed"Said Framer Tom.
"Now fuck off you little pissing Shrew!" Farmer Tom yelled
"No, i am not afraid of you!" Stevey said.
"Oh......ok." Farmer Tom replied
Stevey and Farmer Tom gave each other an evil glare for the next 7 hours.
Part 2:A new recipe
Farmer Tom and Stevey were still giving each other an evil glare.
"Would you like a steamed yam or maybe some freshly baked turnip pie with a hint of cat piss ice cream?" Farmer Tom asked gritting his few teath.
"Well i'll have some yam please." Stevey repplied.
The farmer passed a yam to Stevey
Stevey asked"what is this shed for?"
"Why i have been trying to find the recipe for a never ending yam" Tom said.
"How is that possible?" Stevey asked who was intreged.
"Well i make the yam so incredibly revolting thats they regurgitate and then eat the regurgitated yam, this will continue and there for the yam will never end."
"snazzy!" Stevey repplied.
Farmer Tome turned his back to Stevey. Since Stevey knew Toms evil plot he would have to dispose of him....
Part 3: Rise of the Yam Grower
Stevey was tucking into his revolting yam. He was oblivious to the fact that Farmer Tom was loading his rifle.
What the farmer hadn't told Stevey is that the snazztastically discusting ingrediant for the yams was shrews blood.
Farmer Tom did not have any shells as he was banned from buying them because he shot a wild pigion which turned out to be the towns vicar. Instead he carved some shell shaped yams for the next hour
Stevey was getting curious.
"What are you doing Farmer Tom?" He asked curiously.
I'm just polishing my turnip shaped trophy for making the biggest turnip pie know to man." Tom said.
"Oh ok." said Stevey
"Can I give you a hand?" Stevey added.
"No, i like to do it alone." Tom said cunningly.
Stevey was Minding his own business when BOOOOM!!
Farmer Tom turned around and shot him in the head! Farmer Tom laughed and did the hula for exactly one minute. Farmer Tom turned around . Stevey started to wake up. The yam had only bruised his head. Stevey was not a happy bunny! he was a very upset shrew.
This story will be continued part 4:Revenge of Stevey is due to be out soon...if someone lets this on the site. It gets better honest!!
