I'm Not Crazy, chapter 5
After that bizarre chain of events Jenna needed to relax. And Billie Joe could see that. She would walk around the apartment with her hands holding her head complaining of a headache, looking tired and anything else. He knew he had to do something to ease the pain.
'Ah huh!' he exclaimed in his head. He walked into the TV room where Jenna was sitting on the couch watching some crap ass music video on MTV. He plunked himself beside her and put his arm around her.
"So when do I get my pay back for hurting my hand?" he said waving his bruised hand in front of Jenna face.
"Not right now mr, I'm buggered." she replied with a yawn.
"Well too bad your going to have to right now!" he exclaimed.
"Umm didn't you hear me?" she queried him with a frown.
"Course I did and I know your tried but you're taking me to that hotel down the street for a massage and the works!" he exclaimed jumping up and down on the couch like he was 5.
"HA yeah in your dreams like I could afford that!" she said with a smirk
"Well I can afford it and so we're going and ummm... I forgot what I was going to say... oh yeah SUCKED IN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO because my decision is final!" he said quite animatedly jumping up and down and bouncing off the walls.
And with that they were out the door and in Billie Joe's black car and speeding down the road...little did they no what lay ahead...
"God this place is beautiful!" Jenna said plunking her bag on the ground of their suite.
"Jesus it is! I wonder how much damage we could do if Mike and Tre were here..." he said scanning the suite with his eyes and biting his bottom lip with glee.
"Billie Joe Armstrong" she laughed.
"Ok what first?" he said running over to the room service menu "The bills going straight to the already booming funds from insomniac and dookie." He continued beginning to dial on the phone.
"Hello, yes this is room, arrr, 301 yep 301 we would like to know when the next massage session is happening.... Yeah...really?... great... will that..no?..great thanks bye!" Bille Joe hangs up the phone with excitement gushing out of his green eyes
"Lets go babe, the masseurs await!" he says taking one of Jenna's hands and bowing. He then springs back up and runs out the door pulling Jenna along behind him.
* * *
"Wow... I can't believe I had never done this before." Billie Joe groaned.
"mmmmmm" Jenna replied sleepily
Billie Joe opened one eye to look at Jenna... she looked a lot better, so relaxed, so beautiful, 'god I'm lucky to have her' he thought as he gazed at her limp figure.
Just then a familiar voice bellowed from behind the curtains.
"Kerry, you were right, this was the best idea." Said the deep voice.
"mmmm" came another familiar voice but a feminine.
'Who are those people? I know them' the green eyed guitarist wondered, but just as he finished that thought the answer came right out.
"Would you like another towel Mr. Lodge? Mrs lodge? No alright we'll get started then."
'FUCK' Billie joe cursed to himself. 'They can't find us here Jenna will freak.' 'Fuck what can I do?'
"Excuse me." he said quite discretely to the masseur,
"Yes." said the young lady all dressed in white. "Oh my gosh." she then realised who she was talking too.
"Yes, shhh, please, yes hi I'm Billie Joe pleased to meet you now would you do something for me please?" he asked to wide eyed girl.
"Ye-yeh su-su-sure, what do you want?" she stumbled out, he gestured for her to come closer her and he whispered in her ear. During that minute of whispering her face went from shocked to understanding to disappointment to evil.
"Ok I'll do it/" she finally said
The two pushed Jenna's bed as far away as possible and then the girl walked to the other side of the curtain. Billie Joe listened intently to see if his plan would work.
CRASH! BANG!
"Oh my gosh I am so very sorry." and there came the girls voice from the other side.
"YOU STUPID GIRL HOW DARE YOU" he then heard Mr. Lodge exclaim.
"I'm very sorry if you go into the sauna for 5 minutes I'll get this cleaned up and start again" came an unfamiliar voice, Billie Joe guessed it was the other masseur.
"Ok thank you, come on david lets go they wont be long" pleaded Mrs. Lodge. Billie then chuckled quietly and then when the coast was clear he heard whispering then saw the girl and another girls head pop from around the corner.
"Hey, thanks for that... "
"Lex" the girl butted in
"Thanks Lex, you were a real help and so was your friend, do you guys want money or something a tip?" he asks reaching into his pocket.
"No no really it's fine it's our pleasure." the both said.
"Well thank you." and with that we woke up Jenna and led her back to the suite.
'Ah huh!' he exclaimed in his head. He walked into the TV room where Jenna was sitting on the couch watching some crap ass music video on MTV. He plunked himself beside her and put his arm around her.
"So when do I get my pay back for hurting my hand?" he said waving his bruised hand in front of Jenna face.
"Not right now mr, I'm buggered." she replied with a yawn.
"Well too bad your going to have to right now!" he exclaimed.
"Umm didn't you hear me?" she queried him with a frown.
"Course I did and I know your tried but you're taking me to that hotel down the street for a massage and the works!" he exclaimed jumping up and down on the couch like he was 5.
"HA yeah in your dreams like I could afford that!" she said with a smirk
"Well I can afford it and so we're going and ummm... I forgot what I was going to say... oh yeah SUCKED IN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO because my decision is final!" he said quite animatedly jumping up and down and bouncing off the walls.
And with that they were out the door and in Billie Joe's black car and speeding down the road...little did they no what lay ahead...
"God this place is beautiful!" Jenna said plunking her bag on the ground of their suite.
"Jesus it is! I wonder how much damage we could do if Mike and Tre were here..." he said scanning the suite with his eyes and biting his bottom lip with glee.
"Billie Joe Armstrong" she laughed.
"Ok what first?" he said running over to the room service menu "The bills going straight to the already booming funds from insomniac and dookie." He continued beginning to dial on the phone.
"Hello, yes this is room, arrr, 301 yep 301 we would like to know when the next massage session is happening.... Yeah...really?... great... will that..no?..great thanks bye!" Bille Joe hangs up the phone with excitement gushing out of his green eyes
"Lets go babe, the masseurs await!" he says taking one of Jenna's hands and bowing. He then springs back up and runs out the door pulling Jenna along behind him.
* * *
"Wow... I can't believe I had never done this before." Billie Joe groaned.
"mmmmmm" Jenna replied sleepily
Billie Joe opened one eye to look at Jenna... she looked a lot better, so relaxed, so beautiful, 'god I'm lucky to have her' he thought as he gazed at her limp figure.
Just then a familiar voice bellowed from behind the curtains.
"Kerry, you were right, this was the best idea." Said the deep voice.
"mmmm" came another familiar voice but a feminine.
'Who are those people? I know them' the green eyed guitarist wondered, but just as he finished that thought the answer came right out.
"Would you like another towel Mr. Lodge? Mrs lodge? No alright we'll get started then."
'FUCK' Billie joe cursed to himself. 'They can't find us here Jenna will freak.' 'Fuck what can I do?'
"Excuse me." he said quite discretely to the masseur,
"Yes." said the young lady all dressed in white. "Oh my gosh." she then realised who she was talking too.
"Yes, shhh, please, yes hi I'm Billie Joe pleased to meet you now would you do something for me please?" he asked to wide eyed girl.
"Ye-yeh su-su-sure, what do you want?" she stumbled out, he gestured for her to come closer her and he whispered in her ear. During that minute of whispering her face went from shocked to understanding to disappointment to evil.
"Ok I'll do it/" she finally said
The two pushed Jenna's bed as far away as possible and then the girl walked to the other side of the curtain. Billie Joe listened intently to see if his plan would work.
CRASH! BANG!
"Oh my gosh I am so very sorry." and there came the girls voice from the other side.
"YOU STUPID GIRL HOW DARE YOU" he then heard Mr. Lodge exclaim.
"I'm very sorry if you go into the sauna for 5 minutes I'll get this cleaned up and start again" came an unfamiliar voice, Billie Joe guessed it was the other masseur.
"Ok thank you, come on david lets go they wont be long" pleaded Mrs. Lodge. Billie then chuckled quietly and then when the coast was clear he heard whispering then saw the girl and another girls head pop from around the corner.
"Hey, thanks for that... "
"Lex" the girl butted in
"Thanks Lex, you were a real help and so was your friend, do you guys want money or something a tip?" he asks reaching into his pocket.
"No no really it's fine it's our pleasure." the both said.
"Well thank you." and with that we woke up Jenna and led her back to the suite.
