Tripping Over Drum Sets, chapter 32
The next morning, I rolled over to find Tre snoring lightly next to me. Then I remembered. I had all my stuff in my apartment, and I had to move it out. But where was Tre and I going to live? I lived all the way in NY and Tre lived all the way in Oakland. Who was going to move? I shouldn't worry about stuff like that. I'll wait until Tre wakes up and we go down to eat breakfast with the rest of our 'gang' in the restaurant area of the hotel. I rolled over to look at Tre sleeping soundly. I just stroked his hair and stared at him. I loved him so much. And he had grown up so much since I dated him. He was an honest loving man now. He moaned and frowned in his sleep and then let out a big sigh, lightly opening his eyes.
"Good Morning my sexy stud muffin," I said to him kissing him. He kissed me back, sliding his tongue inside my mouth for a few moments giving me a reminder of why he is 'the' Tre Cool. "So my new name is Saidi Wright, or Saidi Cool?" I asked. He frowned and thought about it. "NO TRE! Don't think! You'll hurt yourself!" I shouted jumping on top of him kissing him.
"WHOA!" he shouted kissing back.
"Don't worry! No one's watching!" I yelled starting to violently make out with him. We started laughing and rolled around on the bed, first me on top or him, then him on top of me, and then me on top of him. But when he went to go on top, we fell off the bed and probably could have broken through the floor and landed on the person below us' bed. But we didn't. We just laughed and kept making out, rolling around on the ground. Then I stood up and ran into the bathroom and started the shower.
"Saidi! Let me in my little pussy cat!" said Tre evilly. I giggled and opened the door. But not before I stripped down to my underwear. I stood there in the doorway and looked at Tre while tilting my head and raising an eye brow, smiling at him. He walked up to me slowly, and went to touch my shoulders. But I stepped away. He made a sad face and dropped his shoulders. Then I jumped at him, knocking him to the ground as I tore off all his clothes starting to kiss him again. Then I got up and went into the bathroom. The warm water was still running. I motioned for Tre to come in and shut the door. He raced into the bathroom and we started making out in the shower with hot steamy water pouring down on us. Mmmm, wet naked Tre, playing tongue twister with me. Don't you wish you were this lucky? Then there was a knock at the door. I looked up at Tre and he looked down at me.
"Just like old times eh?" I asked. I didn't want him to answer the door. He looked down.
"No," he said slyly starting to kiss me again. I just smiled and took him in, water still beating down on us. The person knocking on the door kept knocking for about five more times until Tre pulled away from me. I thought he was going to get a towel and answer the door so I pouted, but instead he screamed, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY ROOM! I'M TRYING TO FUCK MY WIFE YOU FUCK FACE!" I almost fell over from shock. Then we heard a muffled sound of them trying to speak to us.
"I'll go answer it." I said, getting out of the shower and wrapping a towel around myself. Tre got out too. "Hold on!" I said putting some lipstick on.
"Saidi, I don't think they care if you're wearing make up or n -" he began but I stopped him and started kissing him all over smearing my lipstick 'everywhere.' I stopped, stood back and looked him up and down. There was a bunch at his mouth and it moved down his neck, down his chest and stomach and down his treasure trail to be hidden by the towel.
"Muwahaha! Perfect!" I said. Tre had a look of stun, and ecstasy. I answered the door. There was Mike and Billie Joe standing there waiting for us. "Yes?" I asked as Tre opened the door the rest of the way, exposing his half-naked body.
"HOLY SHIT! SAIDI YOU DIRTY GIRL! What did you do to Tre!" laughed Billie Joe.
"I was trying to fuck him, and please him the best I could until you two showed up," I said smiling evilly.
"I see that!" laughed Mike trying to hold himself up.
"But in the shower?" asked Billie Joe laughing.
"Yes in the shower! You should try it sometime Billie Joe! It's great fun!" I said shifting my weight.
"Ahem. Back to business," said Tre taking me by the hand.
"We wanted to know if you guys wanted to go for breakfast with us?" asked Billie Joe before Tre shut the door.
"Maybe a little later. If you know what I mean," I said closing the door and turning to Tre. "Where were we my little sexy stud muffin?"
"I think we were in the shower and you were 'smearing' your lipstick," he said cheekily. We both smiled and dropped our towels as we jumped back in the shower and continued making out, moving our hands up and down each other's body, as well as our lips. So things got a little more steamy. As you can imagine. Hee hee! Steamy...shower? Get it? Yeah whatever. Anyway. We got back to our business, if you know what I mean. (You can make anything sound dirty by adding 'If you know what I mean' at the end!)
So after our little adventure, Tre and I got dressed and went down stairs to find Adi, Billie Joe and Mike around a table eating breakfast and drinking coffee. Franky was sitting under the table waiting for scraps from little Joey, and barked when he saw us. Billie Joe looked up. "Well I see the love birds are out of the bathroom," he said raising an eyebrow. Frank jumped up and pawed at my knee's indicating for me to pick him up. I picked him up and kissed him. Tre pulled out a chair for me and I sat down.
"So what are we eating?" I asked as Tre sat next to me.
"Waffles," Billie Joe answered, smiling stupidly.
"Mmm, sounds good. I'm gonna get us some!" said Tre, standing up and rushing to the breakfast table. I watched him go and then turned back to the table. All three of them were staring at me inquisitively. I raised an eyebrow, and moved my head back.
"Yes?" I asked, looking at each one.
"So..." started Mike.
"How was it?" asked Adi.
"What?" I said, coughing on my water. I stared at her. She stared back waiting for my answer.
"Well I know we don't need to ask if he's big or now, because he used to walk around the house naked all the time. We've all seen that chapter of the book. Now tell us. Was it good?" asked Billie Joe.
"I'm not talking about it. It's private!" I said in a stick-my-nose-up-in-the-air kind of fashion. All of them, all at once, moved closed and stared harder at me. "No!" Mike looked at me and squinted his eyes. They weren't gonna take no for an answer. I had to say something. Maybe 'good' would please them and get them off my back. "Fine. He was good," I said breathing out.
"That's it? Good? Not great? How good? What did he do wrong? He's not that great at it is he?" Billie Joe burst out in question. I opened a can of worms didn't I.
"He didn't do anything wrong," I said.
"So how was he just... good?" asked Adi. I sighed.
"So how good?" asked Mike.
"This is none of your guys' business!" I said as Tre came back and sat down.
"What's none of their business?" he asked. I was about to say nothing, but Billie Joe cut in.
"She won't tell us how it was! All she said was it was 'good!' Now how does that make you feel Tre?" he said quickly.
"At least I'm not horrible," he said looking at me and winking. I smiled and gave the guys an 'I win' look.
After we finished eating breakfast we stood up and left. We ended up packing up and driving up to my place. I took my key out of my pocket and opened the door to my house. I looked around and beckoned the rest inside. I let Frank down to run around.
"I guess you'll need to pack up eh?" asked Tre.
"Yeah. Seeing as we'll be buying a house," I said. "How's Berkeley?"
"It's perfect. C'mon. I'll help you pack your stuff," he said. Running to my room.
"What do you want us to do?" asked Billie Joe.
"Um. Well, I guess you guys could find boxes in the basement. All the blue and red plates are mine, all the silver wear is mine. Um, oh! And those two couches are mine too. The chair is Nick's. He can keep his shit," I said. Billie Joe nodded and Adi ran to the cupboards and started taking out plates. She had Joey on her back in one of those backpack things. I ran into my bedroom and found Tre going through my drawers.
"He actually wears these?" he said pulling out a pair of hideous underwear. I laughed and nodded. I pulled in 4 boxes and started folding clothes and pairing socks together. Tre mean while, had made it into my closet. "Oh my god. He has the worse taste ever!" he said not trying to be funny. I looked over and he was holding a green polo shirt with gray stripes, his nose wrinkled.
"I thought it was fine," I said. "But now I agree with you."
When Tre and I were finished packing the clothes, I stripped the bed of the sheets and put them in one of my other boxes. I pretty much emptied the linen closet except for a set of ratty looking gray sheets for Nick. I walked into the kitchen carrying 2 boxes and set them by the door. "How's it going?" I asked. Billie Joe and Adi had finished the plates, and all that and Mike had started dragging the couch to the outer part of the living room. I took down the picture frames, and looked at them. I tilted my head to one side and then took out the pictures of each of the frames and ripped all the ones that had me and Nick in it. I then threw the halves of the picture with him on it, onto the carpet in the living room and put the frames and halves of me in a box. "There we go."
"That was funny," said Mike letting out a small giggle.
"I think I have everything packed now," I said looking around the house checking for things I forgot. "Tre can you call a moving truck or something and tell him to come here?" I asked. Tre nodded and picked up the phone. The living room was bare. I left his chair and a coffee table. Our bedroom was bare aside from the 2nd bed that we bought. I even took the night stands. The bathroom was emptied of all my things. Then I walked into Maria's room. It was really clean. She hated messy things. I opened her dresser and tore out everything she ever owned in it. Then I knocked over her night stand, spilling everything in it. I went into her closet and took all the clothes off the hangers and threw them into the bedroom all over. I pretty much trashed her room, and the only thing left in tact was her window, which I had thoughts about breaking. I smiled and then left. Every room was emptied, or 'altered' and I was happy. I went back to the kitchen.
"They're coming in 5 minutes," Tre told me. I smiled.
"Perfect. Everything is packed. And I'm ready to go," I said. I picked up the phone and called the cable company and cancelled it. I then called up the phone company and cancelled my house phone. And then I called up the heat company and cancelled the heat and power. I then took the phone out of the wall and put it in a box. There was a knock at the door and I answered it. There was a hefty man standing in the porch.
"I'm here for the move," he said. I motioned for him to come in and grab a box. I carried 2 boxes out and put them in the truck. After an hour and a half the truck was full and my house was a shell. I called up house seller and said that my house was now for sale. I set the price at what I had bought the house for.
"Okay, lets fly!" said Tre dancing.
"I gotta sell my car first," I said. So Tre and I got in my car with Frank, and Billie Joe, Adi and Mike all got in the car with Joey. I drove to a used car dealer ship and the man bought my car off me for $10,000. It was in good shape and not many miles on it, so I got good money. Then me, Tre and Frank all jumped into Billie Joe's car and we drove off to the airport...
I was ready to start my new life in California again. We passed all the terminal things you had to do. Like metal detector stuff. And boarded the plane. Tre and I sat together with Frank in a kennel under my seat. Billie Joe and Adi sat together and Mike sat with Joey who was sleeping. The plane took off and then started its way to California... I was so glad to get out of NY.
(THIS IS STILL NOT THE END!!!)
"Good Morning my sexy stud muffin," I said to him kissing him. He kissed me back, sliding his tongue inside my mouth for a few moments giving me a reminder of why he is 'the' Tre Cool. "So my new name is Saidi Wright, or Saidi Cool?" I asked. He frowned and thought about it. "NO TRE! Don't think! You'll hurt yourself!" I shouted jumping on top of him kissing him.
"WHOA!" he shouted kissing back.
"Don't worry! No one's watching!" I yelled starting to violently make out with him. We started laughing and rolled around on the bed, first me on top or him, then him on top of me, and then me on top of him. But when he went to go on top, we fell off the bed and probably could have broken through the floor and landed on the person below us' bed. But we didn't. We just laughed and kept making out, rolling around on the ground. Then I stood up and ran into the bathroom and started the shower.
"Saidi! Let me in my little pussy cat!" said Tre evilly. I giggled and opened the door. But not before I stripped down to my underwear. I stood there in the doorway and looked at Tre while tilting my head and raising an eye brow, smiling at him. He walked up to me slowly, and went to touch my shoulders. But I stepped away. He made a sad face and dropped his shoulders. Then I jumped at him, knocking him to the ground as I tore off all his clothes starting to kiss him again. Then I got up and went into the bathroom. The warm water was still running. I motioned for Tre to come in and shut the door. He raced into the bathroom and we started making out in the shower with hot steamy water pouring down on us. Mmmm, wet naked Tre, playing tongue twister with me. Don't you wish you were this lucky? Then there was a knock at the door. I looked up at Tre and he looked down at me.
"Just like old times eh?" I asked. I didn't want him to answer the door. He looked down.
"No," he said slyly starting to kiss me again. I just smiled and took him in, water still beating down on us. The person knocking on the door kept knocking for about five more times until Tre pulled away from me. I thought he was going to get a towel and answer the door so I pouted, but instead he screamed, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY ROOM! I'M TRYING TO FUCK MY WIFE YOU FUCK FACE!" I almost fell over from shock. Then we heard a muffled sound of them trying to speak to us.
"I'll go answer it." I said, getting out of the shower and wrapping a towel around myself. Tre got out too. "Hold on!" I said putting some lipstick on.
"Saidi, I don't think they care if you're wearing make up or n -" he began but I stopped him and started kissing him all over smearing my lipstick 'everywhere.' I stopped, stood back and looked him up and down. There was a bunch at his mouth and it moved down his neck, down his chest and stomach and down his treasure trail to be hidden by the towel.
"Muwahaha! Perfect!" I said. Tre had a look of stun, and ecstasy. I answered the door. There was Mike and Billie Joe standing there waiting for us. "Yes?" I asked as Tre opened the door the rest of the way, exposing his half-naked body.
"HOLY SHIT! SAIDI YOU DIRTY GIRL! What did you do to Tre!" laughed Billie Joe.
"I was trying to fuck him, and please him the best I could until you two showed up," I said smiling evilly.
"I see that!" laughed Mike trying to hold himself up.
"But in the shower?" asked Billie Joe laughing.
"Yes in the shower! You should try it sometime Billie Joe! It's great fun!" I said shifting my weight.
"Ahem. Back to business," said Tre taking me by the hand.
"We wanted to know if you guys wanted to go for breakfast with us?" asked Billie Joe before Tre shut the door.
"Maybe a little later. If you know what I mean," I said closing the door and turning to Tre. "Where were we my little sexy stud muffin?"
"I think we were in the shower and you were 'smearing' your lipstick," he said cheekily. We both smiled and dropped our towels as we jumped back in the shower and continued making out, moving our hands up and down each other's body, as well as our lips. So things got a little more steamy. As you can imagine. Hee hee! Steamy...shower? Get it? Yeah whatever. Anyway. We got back to our business, if you know what I mean. (You can make anything sound dirty by adding 'If you know what I mean' at the end!)
So after our little adventure, Tre and I got dressed and went down stairs to find Adi, Billie Joe and Mike around a table eating breakfast and drinking coffee. Franky was sitting under the table waiting for scraps from little Joey, and barked when he saw us. Billie Joe looked up. "Well I see the love birds are out of the bathroom," he said raising an eyebrow. Frank jumped up and pawed at my knee's indicating for me to pick him up. I picked him up and kissed him. Tre pulled out a chair for me and I sat down.
"So what are we eating?" I asked as Tre sat next to me.
"Waffles," Billie Joe answered, smiling stupidly.
"Mmm, sounds good. I'm gonna get us some!" said Tre, standing up and rushing to the breakfast table. I watched him go and then turned back to the table. All three of them were staring at me inquisitively. I raised an eyebrow, and moved my head back.
"Yes?" I asked, looking at each one.
"So..." started Mike.
"How was it?" asked Adi.
"What?" I said, coughing on my water. I stared at her. She stared back waiting for my answer.
"Well I know we don't need to ask if he's big or now, because he used to walk around the house naked all the time. We've all seen that chapter of the book. Now tell us. Was it good?" asked Billie Joe.
"I'm not talking about it. It's private!" I said in a stick-my-nose-up-in-the-air kind of fashion. All of them, all at once, moved closed and stared harder at me. "No!" Mike looked at me and squinted his eyes. They weren't gonna take no for an answer. I had to say something. Maybe 'good' would please them and get them off my back. "Fine. He was good," I said breathing out.
"That's it? Good? Not great? How good? What did he do wrong? He's not that great at it is he?" Billie Joe burst out in question. I opened a can of worms didn't I.
"He didn't do anything wrong," I said.
"So how was he just... good?" asked Adi. I sighed.
"So how good?" asked Mike.
"This is none of your guys' business!" I said as Tre came back and sat down.
"What's none of their business?" he asked. I was about to say nothing, but Billie Joe cut in.
"She won't tell us how it was! All she said was it was 'good!' Now how does that make you feel Tre?" he said quickly.
"At least I'm not horrible," he said looking at me and winking. I smiled and gave the guys an 'I win' look.
After we finished eating breakfast we stood up and left. We ended up packing up and driving up to my place. I took my key out of my pocket and opened the door to my house. I looked around and beckoned the rest inside. I let Frank down to run around.
"I guess you'll need to pack up eh?" asked Tre.
"Yeah. Seeing as we'll be buying a house," I said. "How's Berkeley?"
"It's perfect. C'mon. I'll help you pack your stuff," he said. Running to my room.
"What do you want us to do?" asked Billie Joe.
"Um. Well, I guess you guys could find boxes in the basement. All the blue and red plates are mine, all the silver wear is mine. Um, oh! And those two couches are mine too. The chair is Nick's. He can keep his shit," I said. Billie Joe nodded and Adi ran to the cupboards and started taking out plates. She had Joey on her back in one of those backpack things. I ran into my bedroom and found Tre going through my drawers.
"He actually wears these?" he said pulling out a pair of hideous underwear. I laughed and nodded. I pulled in 4 boxes and started folding clothes and pairing socks together. Tre mean while, had made it into my closet. "Oh my god. He has the worse taste ever!" he said not trying to be funny. I looked over and he was holding a green polo shirt with gray stripes, his nose wrinkled.
"I thought it was fine," I said. "But now I agree with you."
When Tre and I were finished packing the clothes, I stripped the bed of the sheets and put them in one of my other boxes. I pretty much emptied the linen closet except for a set of ratty looking gray sheets for Nick. I walked into the kitchen carrying 2 boxes and set them by the door. "How's it going?" I asked. Billie Joe and Adi had finished the plates, and all that and Mike had started dragging the couch to the outer part of the living room. I took down the picture frames, and looked at them. I tilted my head to one side and then took out the pictures of each of the frames and ripped all the ones that had me and Nick in it. I then threw the halves of the picture with him on it, onto the carpet in the living room and put the frames and halves of me in a box. "There we go."
"That was funny," said Mike letting out a small giggle.
"I think I have everything packed now," I said looking around the house checking for things I forgot. "Tre can you call a moving truck or something and tell him to come here?" I asked. Tre nodded and picked up the phone. The living room was bare. I left his chair and a coffee table. Our bedroom was bare aside from the 2nd bed that we bought. I even took the night stands. The bathroom was emptied of all my things. Then I walked into Maria's room. It was really clean. She hated messy things. I opened her dresser and tore out everything she ever owned in it. Then I knocked over her night stand, spilling everything in it. I went into her closet and took all the clothes off the hangers and threw them into the bedroom all over. I pretty much trashed her room, and the only thing left in tact was her window, which I had thoughts about breaking. I smiled and then left. Every room was emptied, or 'altered' and I was happy. I went back to the kitchen.
"They're coming in 5 minutes," Tre told me. I smiled.
"Perfect. Everything is packed. And I'm ready to go," I said. I picked up the phone and called the cable company and cancelled it. I then called up the phone company and cancelled my house phone. And then I called up the heat company and cancelled the heat and power. I then took the phone out of the wall and put it in a box. There was a knock at the door and I answered it. There was a hefty man standing in the porch.
"I'm here for the move," he said. I motioned for him to come in and grab a box. I carried 2 boxes out and put them in the truck. After an hour and a half the truck was full and my house was a shell. I called up house seller and said that my house was now for sale. I set the price at what I had bought the house for.
"Okay, lets fly!" said Tre dancing.
"I gotta sell my car first," I said. So Tre and I got in my car with Frank, and Billie Joe, Adi and Mike all got in the car with Joey. I drove to a used car dealer ship and the man bought my car off me for $10,000. It was in good shape and not many miles on it, so I got good money. Then me, Tre and Frank all jumped into Billie Joe's car and we drove off to the airport...
I was ready to start my new life in California again. We passed all the terminal things you had to do. Like metal detector stuff. And boarded the plane. Tre and I sat together with Frank in a kennel under my seat. Billie Joe and Adi sat together and Mike sat with Joey who was sleeping. The plane took off and then started its way to California... I was so glad to get out of NY.
(THIS IS STILL NOT THE END!!!)
