Thirteen, chapter 19
Billie's Point Of View
I wake up and Emma's gone. Mike too, and Tre as usual is sleeping in a puddle of his own drool. I get up, brush my teeth and go find them. They're in the kitchen and Mike is tryin to get Melissa to drink coffee. She takes a sip and makes a face. "It's okay I guess," she says to him.
"Okay?! Whats wrong with you woman??!! It's the best goddamn thing since potato chips!!!" Mike says in shock. We go upstairs to Emma's room.
"Oooookkaayy... Anyways, are y'all gonna have band practice?" Emma asks.
"We have to wake up Captain Underpants," Mike says pointing to Tre who pants have come down so that you can see his purple underwear.
"Lets sit on him!" I say.
"Oooh good yes..." Emma says and runs over to him and super splashes him. He wakes up screaming, "Chickens ate my shoes!!!" Mike and I fall down laughing. Emma slaps him a couple of times and he gets up and tackles her.
"Get off of me poopfart!!!" Emma yells.
"I told you I'd get you back!!" Tre says licking his finger so that its dripping with drool and shoves it into her ear.
"EWWW," she squeals. He then starts tickling her and she squeals louder.
"What the hell is goin on?!?" Melissa asks.
"She poured water on him while he was sleeping so he said he'd get her back," Mike tells her.
"Well I was just gonna ask if yall wanted some donuts..." Melissa says. As soon as Tre hears the word, he jumps up and yells,
"DONUTS!!!!!!! You're my new best bud!!" he says and hugs her.
"Dude whats your malfuntion??" she says laughing. He stops and falls on the floor.
"I think you broke him..." Emma says poking him.
"Is he ok?" Melissa asks.
"Yeah he's fine, this is normal behavior for Frank," Mike says to her. Within in the 2 seconds Frank was said, Tre shoots up and jumps on Mike and says
"I told you never to call me that!!"
"OK ok ok, sheesh, could you remove your hands from my neck??" Mike says barely.
"Yeah sorry," he says and calms down.
End BJ's Point Of View
"Are you sure he's not mentally ill?" Melissa whispers to Billie.
"Oh no this really is normal behavior, but thats why we love him," Billie says to her.
"Yeah he is just plain out crazy," I say.
I wake up and Emma's gone. Mike too, and Tre as usual is sleeping in a puddle of his own drool. I get up, brush my teeth and go find them. They're in the kitchen and Mike is tryin to get Melissa to drink coffee. She takes a sip and makes a face. "It's okay I guess," she says to him.
"Okay?! Whats wrong with you woman??!! It's the best goddamn thing since potato chips!!!" Mike says in shock. We go upstairs to Emma's room.
"Oooookkaayy... Anyways, are y'all gonna have band practice?" Emma asks.
"We have to wake up Captain Underpants," Mike says pointing to Tre who pants have come down so that you can see his purple underwear.
"Lets sit on him!" I say.
"Oooh good yes..." Emma says and runs over to him and super splashes him. He wakes up screaming, "Chickens ate my shoes!!!" Mike and I fall down laughing. Emma slaps him a couple of times and he gets up and tackles her.
"Get off of me poopfart!!!" Emma yells.
"I told you I'd get you back!!" Tre says licking his finger so that its dripping with drool and shoves it into her ear.
"EWWW," she squeals. He then starts tickling her and she squeals louder.
"What the hell is goin on?!?" Melissa asks.
"She poured water on him while he was sleeping so he said he'd get her back," Mike tells her.
"Well I was just gonna ask if yall wanted some donuts..." Melissa says. As soon as Tre hears the word, he jumps up and yells,
"DONUTS!!!!!!! You're my new best bud!!" he says and hugs her.
"Dude whats your malfuntion??" she says laughing. He stops and falls on the floor.
"I think you broke him..." Emma says poking him.
"Is he ok?" Melissa asks.
"Yeah he's fine, this is normal behavior for Frank," Mike says to her. Within in the 2 seconds Frank was said, Tre shoots up and jumps on Mike and says
"I told you never to call me that!!"
"OK ok ok, sheesh, could you remove your hands from my neck??" Mike says barely.
"Yeah sorry," he says and calms down.
End BJ's Point Of View
"Are you sure he's not mentally ill?" Melissa whispers to Billie.
"Oh no this really is normal behavior, but thats why we love him," Billie says to her.
"Yeah he is just plain out crazy," I say.
