Thirteen, chapter 21
It is in that moment that I hear the most horrifying sound, a wild species of Tre Cool screaming in pain. It is just so hilarious, but I try not to laugh anyways. He screams and squeals and kicks around like a fish.
"OH MY GOD! HELP ME! GET IT OUT! My EYES! SHIT! AHH EEK! GET IT OUT!" Tre shrieks. In that instant I cannot control myself and I start to laugh my ass off! Billie is laughing so hard he might as well go ahead and pee his damn pants, and Mike is running around in circles laughing as well. As we parade around laughing, Tre continues to scream.
"You dipshit! Help me! Stop your laughing and help a guy out!" Tre screams in a terrifying tone.
"Tre, hold on, gimme a sec!" I ramble to him, " I'll get some water."
"Dude don't rub your eyes, it'll make it worse!" Mike says trying to help.
Billie is still laughing uncontrollably.
"Help me, you idiot!" Tre yells to Billie.
"I can't... *laugh*... Breathe... *laughing harder*... Gimme *takes in breathe... A sec." Billie inhales holding his chest.
I run back with the water and pour it in his eyes, to my surprise the water seems to make it worse, and Tre makes even more racket. By now we have a crowd watching us, no wonder, Tre's squealing and flopping around like a damn idiot! The poor innocent by standards shouldn't have watched, because after the water, Tre started throwing rocks and screaming in bloody murder! But the rocks throwing made them laugh even more! I don't blame them. We waited till the burning stopped and now we know that water really doesn't help. We decided to treat Tre's pain and embarrassment with some ice cream. We sat down a table and started to talk.
"So... Um... Tre are you okay?" I ask sympathetically.
"It still burns a little but yeah I guess I'm fine now." he says.
"Stop staring!" Tre shouts at Billie who is engrossed with his eyes.
Tre's eyes were red and puffy, and the part of his eye that was supposed to be white was bloodshot.
"Dude I'm sorry! They're just so weird looking... Oh and sorry about the not helping you out thing. Trust me if it had been me, you would have died from the hilarious-ness." Billie told him.
"Yeah I guess you're right." Tre admitted, as he took a bite of his well deserved ice cream.
"So what are we gonna do now... I suppose we've had our laugh for the day." Mike says.
"Well we do have that show tomorrow, we kinda need to practice at least a little bit." Billie says.
"Oh yeah I almost forgot!" I say.
"How could you forget?" Billie asks.
"Don't get smart." I say to him.
We throw away our bowls and head home.
"OH MY GOD! HELP ME! GET IT OUT! My EYES! SHIT! AHH EEK! GET IT OUT!" Tre shrieks. In that instant I cannot control myself and I start to laugh my ass off! Billie is laughing so hard he might as well go ahead and pee his damn pants, and Mike is running around in circles laughing as well. As we parade around laughing, Tre continues to scream.
"You dipshit! Help me! Stop your laughing and help a guy out!" Tre screams in a terrifying tone.
"Tre, hold on, gimme a sec!" I ramble to him, " I'll get some water."
"Dude don't rub your eyes, it'll make it worse!" Mike says trying to help.
Billie is still laughing uncontrollably.
"Help me, you idiot!" Tre yells to Billie.
"I can't... *laugh*... Breathe... *laughing harder*... Gimme *takes in breathe... A sec." Billie inhales holding his chest.
I run back with the water and pour it in his eyes, to my surprise the water seems to make it worse, and Tre makes even more racket. By now we have a crowd watching us, no wonder, Tre's squealing and flopping around like a damn idiot! The poor innocent by standards shouldn't have watched, because after the water, Tre started throwing rocks and screaming in bloody murder! But the rocks throwing made them laugh even more! I don't blame them. We waited till the burning stopped and now we know that water really doesn't help. We decided to treat Tre's pain and embarrassment with some ice cream. We sat down a table and started to talk.
"So... Um... Tre are you okay?" I ask sympathetically.
"It still burns a little but yeah I guess I'm fine now." he says.
"Stop staring!" Tre shouts at Billie who is engrossed with his eyes.
Tre's eyes were red and puffy, and the part of his eye that was supposed to be white was bloodshot.
"Dude I'm sorry! They're just so weird looking... Oh and sorry about the not helping you out thing. Trust me if it had been me, you would have died from the hilarious-ness." Billie told him.
"Yeah I guess you're right." Tre admitted, as he took a bite of his well deserved ice cream.
"So what are we gonna do now... I suppose we've had our laugh for the day." Mike says.
"Well we do have that show tomorrow, we kinda need to practice at least a little bit." Billie says.
"Oh yeah I almost forgot!" I say.
"How could you forget?" Billie asks.
"Don't get smart." I say to him.
We throw away our bowls and head home.
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