Hitchin A Ride, chapter 3
Amy and Billie Joe went downstairs and got in the car.
They drove around for a few minutes, then Billie Joe pulled into a driveway.
"Is this your house?" Amy asked.
"Yeah" he said, "I know its not much but..."
"I like it." said Amy.
Billie Joe smiled, and Amy followed him inside. He put some shirts, and socks and pants and stuff on the bed, then he threw out a pair of boxers that had beavis and butthead on them.
"You wear beavis and butthed boxers?" she laughing.
"So you wear a thong with the playboy bunny on it."
They both laughed, but then Amy wondered how Billie Joe knew what her thong looked like.
*At The Apartment*
"Im gonna go get some takeout for lunch." said Mike, as he walked out the door.
Tre woke up and got off the floor.
"What happend?" he asked.
"You kinda got really drunk last night." said Brit laughing.
"Hey I rember you! Your the girl with the picture of me!"
"Yeah, my names Brittany, and that other girls name is Amy, but she's not here right now." Brit said.
"Oh I remember her too! She's the one who fainted when she saw me!"
"Actually she fainted because of Billie Joe, but thats okay." She said laughing, "You should probably go take a shower now."
Tre got up and went in the shower.
Brit started to clean all the sticky beer off the floor, and Amy was still at Billie Joe's hoese. About 20 minutes later Tre called Brit from behind the bathromm door.
"I dont have any clean clothes." Tre said.
"Uhh okay hold on a second." she answered.
She looked frantically through her and Amy's clothes to find something that would fit Tre. She finally found an old night gown in the back of her closet.
"Here wear this." she said as she passed it through the door.
"A night gown?" he asked, "I'd rather go naked."
Brit just stood outside the door laughing, but then Tre stepped out of the bathroom...naked.
"What?" he said, "I told you, I'd rather go naked!"
He walked towards her as if nothing was wrong, and Mike opened the door and walked in.
"Mike this isnt what it looks like!" Brit said.
Mike gave Brit and Tre a weird look as he put the food on the floor.
"Food!" Tre yelled (still naked) as he ran over to the bag of food.
Mike picked up the phone and called Billie Joe.
"Are you coming home soon?" he asked.
"Mike leave me alone were busy!" Billie Joe said.
"We?" Mike thought for a minute.
"Is Amy with you?!?!" he asked.
"Yes! now leave us alone were having.. er.. doing something." said Billie Joe and then he hung up.
They drove around for a few minutes, then Billie Joe pulled into a driveway.
"Is this your house?" Amy asked.
"Yeah" he said, "I know its not much but..."
"I like it." said Amy.
Billie Joe smiled, and Amy followed him inside. He put some shirts, and socks and pants and stuff on the bed, then he threw out a pair of boxers that had beavis and butthead on them.
"You wear beavis and butthed boxers?" she laughing.
"So you wear a thong with the playboy bunny on it."
They both laughed, but then Amy wondered how Billie Joe knew what her thong looked like.
*At The Apartment*
"Im gonna go get some takeout for lunch." said Mike, as he walked out the door.
Tre woke up and got off the floor.
"What happend?" he asked.
"You kinda got really drunk last night." said Brit laughing.
"Hey I rember you! Your the girl with the picture of me!"
"Yeah, my names Brittany, and that other girls name is Amy, but she's not here right now." Brit said.
"Oh I remember her too! She's the one who fainted when she saw me!"
"Actually she fainted because of Billie Joe, but thats okay." She said laughing, "You should probably go take a shower now."
Tre got up and went in the shower.
Brit started to clean all the sticky beer off the floor, and Amy was still at Billie Joe's hoese. About 20 minutes later Tre called Brit from behind the bathromm door.
"I dont have any clean clothes." Tre said.
"Uhh okay hold on a second." she answered.
She looked frantically through her and Amy's clothes to find something that would fit Tre. She finally found an old night gown in the back of her closet.
"Here wear this." she said as she passed it through the door.
"A night gown?" he asked, "I'd rather go naked."
Brit just stood outside the door laughing, but then Tre stepped out of the bathroom...naked.
"What?" he said, "I told you, I'd rather go naked!"
He walked towards her as if nothing was wrong, and Mike opened the door and walked in.
"Mike this isnt what it looks like!" Brit said.
Mike gave Brit and Tre a weird look as he put the food on the floor.
"Food!" Tre yelled (still naked) as he ran over to the bag of food.
Mike picked up the phone and called Billie Joe.
"Are you coming home soon?" he asked.
"Mike leave me alone were busy!" Billie Joe said.
"We?" Mike thought for a minute.
"Is Amy with you?!?!" he asked.
"Yes! now leave us alone were having.. er.. doing something." said Billie Joe and then he hung up.
