A Hurricane Of Fucking Lies, chapter 9
"So, let me give you some advice before you go in there, ok?" Ashley said to Joey as the two friends waited outside the office. "Don't say anything that will make them think that you need more, because trust me, the sooner you get out of there the better."
"Like I shouldn't include that my mom told me before she told my dad?" said Joey as he stared into her blue eyes.
"Yeah, stuff like that can not be good, they'll just think that you have mental issues or something that can't be true." she explained.
"So where do you go after this?" asked Joey.
"Well, I go to my science class with Mrs. Utrees and then I go to lunch," answered Ashley. "And you should be too. All us 'troubled teens' have the same classes and everything."
"Yeah, your right. They totally screwed up my classes because of this god damn consulling," said Joey.
"Joseph Armstrong?" asked this 50 year old women. Joey nodded. He hated being called Joseph. "Oh, hi I'm Mrs. Honeybelle, your new consuller, come with me." Joey stood up and walked towards the door. He galenced at Ashley who mouthed the words "good luck" and he mouthed back "thanks."
*Meanwhile back at the Armstrong house*
Billie Joe was just sitting on the couch watching tv. He was so bored. He called Mike and Tre, but they were with their kids. Usually he would talk with Adrienne, but under the contadions, there was no way he could do that.
"And here is and MTV news break," said the tv and Billie Joe just sighed and watched. "In Berkley, Calforina last Saturday trouble struck the home of Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong as his wife of 15 years supposedley walked out on him. Adrienne Armstrong left early Saturday morning after admittng about having an affair with another man and having a child with this man. She apparparently worked at the local strip club to support her second family. Netiher Armstrong nor his wife have yet to make a statement. In other news..."
Then the phone started to ring of the hook with the gay ass magizine trying to get a statement. Billie Joe answered none of these calls. He just hoped his kids weren't being teased at school.
*Back at Joey's high school*
Joey walked out of consulling, feeling really shitty.
"So, how did it go?" asked Ashley
"Horrible. She wouldn't stop asking questions. I didn't really want to answer them, but she presured me into answering them," Joey explained.
"Don't worry, first days always suck. It will get better, trust me," she said, trying to make him feel better.
"Specking of first days, is my new science teacher nice?" Joey asked.
"Don't worry, I'll indrouce you. I'll just take the day off. Their used to it," Ashley offered, and Joey galdly excepted. The friends walked out of the office and into the hallway, where Joey's day began to turn bad.
"So Armstrong, I always know your mom had it in her," said one of the jocks, Kevin.
"How did you know about that?" asked Joey.
"It was all over MTV news yesterday night. So, she popping out another one soon? But the question is, with who?"
That was it. Joey dropped his books on the floor and began throwing punches at the kid. He could hear Ashley saying, go Joey, go, and that made him feel so much better. He turned around to say thanks, but he was inturppeted by a punch to the face, and he passed out.
"Like I shouldn't include that my mom told me before she told my dad?" said Joey as he stared into her blue eyes.
"Yeah, stuff like that can not be good, they'll just think that you have mental issues or something that can't be true." she explained.
"So where do you go after this?" asked Joey.
"Well, I go to my science class with Mrs. Utrees and then I go to lunch," answered Ashley. "And you should be too. All us 'troubled teens' have the same classes and everything."
"Yeah, your right. They totally screwed up my classes because of this god damn consulling," said Joey.
"Joseph Armstrong?" asked this 50 year old women. Joey nodded. He hated being called Joseph. "Oh, hi I'm Mrs. Honeybelle, your new consuller, come with me." Joey stood up and walked towards the door. He galenced at Ashley who mouthed the words "good luck" and he mouthed back "thanks."
*Meanwhile back at the Armstrong house*
Billie Joe was just sitting on the couch watching tv. He was so bored. He called Mike and Tre, but they were with their kids. Usually he would talk with Adrienne, but under the contadions, there was no way he could do that.
"And here is and MTV news break," said the tv and Billie Joe just sighed and watched. "In Berkley, Calforina last Saturday trouble struck the home of Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong as his wife of 15 years supposedley walked out on him. Adrienne Armstrong left early Saturday morning after admittng about having an affair with another man and having a child with this man. She apparparently worked at the local strip club to support her second family. Netiher Armstrong nor his wife have yet to make a statement. In other news..."
Then the phone started to ring of the hook with the gay ass magizine trying to get a statement. Billie Joe answered none of these calls. He just hoped his kids weren't being teased at school.
*Back at Joey's high school*
Joey walked out of consulling, feeling really shitty.
"So, how did it go?" asked Ashley
"Horrible. She wouldn't stop asking questions. I didn't really want to answer them, but she presured me into answering them," Joey explained.
"Don't worry, first days always suck. It will get better, trust me," she said, trying to make him feel better.
"Specking of first days, is my new science teacher nice?" Joey asked.
"Don't worry, I'll indrouce you. I'll just take the day off. Their used to it," Ashley offered, and Joey galdly excepted. The friends walked out of the office and into the hallway, where Joey's day began to turn bad.
"So Armstrong, I always know your mom had it in her," said one of the jocks, Kevin.
"How did you know about that?" asked Joey.
"It was all over MTV news yesterday night. So, she popping out another one soon? But the question is, with who?"
That was it. Joey dropped his books on the floor and began throwing punches at the kid. He could hear Ashley saying, go Joey, go, and that made him feel so much better. He turned around to say thanks, but he was inturppeted by a punch to the face, and he passed out.
