1,000 Hours, chapter 17
''So what d'ya wanna do today? '' He asked.
I shrugged and he said,
''Ooo I got an idea! ''
''What? ''
''Let's go over to Mike's house and annoy the shit outta him! ''
''Okay I guess. ''
So we got up and got ready and stuff. Then when we got to Mike's house, instead of knocking, Tre just opened the door and we walked in. Mike was passed out on the couch, with an empty beer bottle in his hand and the TV was on. Tre quietly walked over and then he yelled,
''GOOD MORNING MIKE! ''
''Ahh what the fuck?! TRE! '' He said as he jumped up.
''How'd you get in?! ''
''The door was unlocked. ''
''God you are so annoying. '' Mike muttered under his breath.
''I know. ''
''Why are you over here anyway? Oh hey Nikky. ''
''Hey. ''
''Because I was bored. ''
''Figures. ''
I walked over and sat inbetween Tre and Mike and Tre put his arm around my shoulders.
''Hey Mike d'ya have any beer? '' Asked Tre.
''Yeah. But why do you want it this early? ''
''Because SOMEBODY didn't have any at HER house last night. ''
''Shut up,'' I said as I punched his shoulder.
''You didn't ask for any. ''
''But you should have offered me something to drink. ''
Mike walked into the kitchen and came back with a beer and he tossed one to Tre and said, ''Happy? ''
''Yes. ''
He popped it open and took a drink. Immediately he spat it out and said, ''Ew what the fuck is this it's nasty! ''
Mike was trying not to crack up and he bit his lip and just started laughing.
''What? What's so funny? ''
''Duh you dumbbutt it's apple juice! ''
''Why the hell is there apple juice in a beer bottle? ''
''I took a empty one and filled it with the apple juice. ''
''Why'd you do that? ''
''Cuz don't you know by now? If you wake me up I always play a prank on you! ''
''Oh yeah huh. ''
I just laughed at both of them and said,
''So are you gonna play a prank on me? ''
''Hmm... Maybe, maybe not... Depends if you get on my good or bad side. '' Mike said with like an evil-english (like Stewie! ) accent. I just laughed.
I shrugged and he said,
''Ooo I got an idea! ''
''What? ''
''Let's go over to Mike's house and annoy the shit outta him! ''
''Okay I guess. ''
So we got up and got ready and stuff. Then when we got to Mike's house, instead of knocking, Tre just opened the door and we walked in. Mike was passed out on the couch, with an empty beer bottle in his hand and the TV was on. Tre quietly walked over and then he yelled,
''GOOD MORNING MIKE! ''
''Ahh what the fuck?! TRE! '' He said as he jumped up.
''How'd you get in?! ''
''The door was unlocked. ''
''God you are so annoying. '' Mike muttered under his breath.
''I know. ''
''Why are you over here anyway? Oh hey Nikky. ''
''Hey. ''
''Because I was bored. ''
''Figures. ''
I walked over and sat inbetween Tre and Mike and Tre put his arm around my shoulders.
''Hey Mike d'ya have any beer? '' Asked Tre.
''Yeah. But why do you want it this early? ''
''Because SOMEBODY didn't have any at HER house last night. ''
''Shut up,'' I said as I punched his shoulder.
''You didn't ask for any. ''
''But you should have offered me something to drink. ''
Mike walked into the kitchen and came back with a beer and he tossed one to Tre and said, ''Happy? ''
''Yes. ''
He popped it open and took a drink. Immediately he spat it out and said, ''Ew what the fuck is this it's nasty! ''
Mike was trying not to crack up and he bit his lip and just started laughing.
''What? What's so funny? ''
''Duh you dumbbutt it's apple juice! ''
''Why the hell is there apple juice in a beer bottle? ''
''I took a empty one and filled it with the apple juice. ''
''Why'd you do that? ''
''Cuz don't you know by now? If you wake me up I always play a prank on you! ''
''Oh yeah huh. ''
I just laughed at both of them and said,
''So are you gonna play a prank on me? ''
''Hmm... Maybe, maybe not... Depends if you get on my good or bad side. '' Mike said with like an evil-english (like Stewie! ) accent. I just laughed.
