Battle For Tight Wad Hill, chapter 1
"Ahh Mike that cheap asshole is on the hill again. And he's dealing with every one. He's trying to sell the hill again " screamed Billie Joe. "Yah I Know." said Mike.
Billie Joe and Mike are really good friends. They both liked going on the the hill in the back of there school. I t was called Tight Wad Hill. Now this other group of kids also like going on the hill. They were Jack Joe and chris. Ohterwise known to Billie Joe as "The Cheapskates."
"Yo what are you doing on our hill". Cried Billie Joe. "What do you meen, your hill!" said Jack as he ran up to Billie Joe. This is our hill. Just cause your sorry ass made a couple of records and is famous doesn't meen you own everything." said Jack. " Your just jelouse cause Billie Joe's voice doesnt sound like a dying seel. Ooowwwwww arf arf" Mike said while imatating a dieing seel. "And plus we founded the hill. We were the ones who said we were naming it and everything. You just followed us." said Billie Joe trying not to start a fight." You no what you ass. We are gonna show you who deserves the hill." After school on Friday we are gonna have a battle till dawn. The person who is least blooded up and is still standing is the winner." "No I have a better idea. Said Mike. On wensday we'll meet on the hill with... A bag of joints and sell it. Who ever makes the most money wins" said Mike. "Fine" said Jack.
"That was the woost idea ever." cried Billie Joe "Why you the master at it. Thats why they call you Two dollar bill. Said Mike. "Yah but I ran out yesterday and I have no money. ' said Billie Joe. So lets go to the drug store and say were poor or some thing." Said Mike "Yah but the white trash is there today and tomorow and tomorow is wensday. And if we go and hes there he'll follow us to the h and never get off. And we can't fight him cause he's humungus." Fine then we'll haveto go to jack empty handed." Said Mike.
The next day Mike Billie Joe and there friend Al met up with the cheapskates. "Ok, we have no joints" said Mike. "well then we win the hill." said Joe. "No" said al. We can still have the battle. You Know on Friday. It'll last till dawn... And well. You know the rest. "Fine but there has to be three people on your team so al your in." "Fine" said al
So Friday came and they all met at the hill.
Billie Joe and Mike are really good friends. They both liked going on the the hill in the back of there school. I t was called Tight Wad Hill. Now this other group of kids also like going on the hill. They were Jack Joe and chris. Ohterwise known to Billie Joe as "The Cheapskates."
"Yo what are you doing on our hill". Cried Billie Joe. "What do you meen, your hill!" said Jack as he ran up to Billie Joe. This is our hill. Just cause your sorry ass made a couple of records and is famous doesn't meen you own everything." said Jack. " Your just jelouse cause Billie Joe's voice doesnt sound like a dying seel. Ooowwwwww arf arf" Mike said while imatating a dieing seel. "And plus we founded the hill. We were the ones who said we were naming it and everything. You just followed us." said Billie Joe trying not to start a fight." You no what you ass. We are gonna show you who deserves the hill." After school on Friday we are gonna have a battle till dawn. The person who is least blooded up and is still standing is the winner." "No I have a better idea. Said Mike. On wensday we'll meet on the hill with... A bag of joints and sell it. Who ever makes the most money wins" said Mike. "Fine" said Jack.
"That was the woost idea ever." cried Billie Joe "Why you the master at it. Thats why they call you Two dollar bill. Said Mike. "Yah but I ran out yesterday and I have no money. ' said Billie Joe. So lets go to the drug store and say were poor or some thing." Said Mike "Yah but the white trash is there today and tomorow and tomorow is wensday. And if we go and hes there he'll follow us to the h and never get off. And we can't fight him cause he's humungus." Fine then we'll haveto go to jack empty handed." Said Mike.
The next day Mike Billie Joe and there friend Al met up with the cheapskates. "Ok, we have no joints" said Mike. "well then we win the hill." said Joe. "No" said al. We can still have the battle. You Know on Friday. It'll last till dawn... And well. You know the rest. "Fine but there has to be three people on your team so al your in." "Fine" said al
So Friday came and they all met at the hill.
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