Being The New Kid Doesn't Always Suck, chapter 12
"What are they up to.." Amanda said
"Don't know.." Casey said
"Lets go look for some movies..." Corrie said. All of a sudden there was a sharp loud ring, they saw Mike Billie Joe and Tre run out of the adult R rated room with handfulls of porno movies.
"What the fuck.." Amanda said
"RUNN!" Billie Joe said
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DOO!" Corrie yelled
"Thats not important right now! Just RUN!" Billie Joe yelled back. They all ran, they dropped a few movies in the process. The people that worked at the movie store were yelling and chasing them. They run pretty fast for old fat faggets. They're lucky they got away.
"Guys, guys stop"Amanda said keeling over to catch her breath. She never was a very fast or good runner.
"What the fuck was that all about?" Amanda added
"I don't know.. Thought it would be fun"Tre said breathing heavily.
"Well, it was fucking.. HILARIOUS!" Amanda said
"Haha I know" Billie Joe said
"So what are we going to do with these tapes?" Corrie asked
"Well, we thought we would go up to that thrift store up the street and put it in the kiddie section" Billie Joe said
"Haha how do you guys think of these things, lets do it"Corrie replied
"Okay lets go" Mike said. They started walking when Billie Joe stopped Tre.
"Ew god Tre, did you just rip one!" Billie Joe said plugging his nose. Tre got a wiff of the air and made a sour face.
"Ew no my farts arent THAT deadly"Tre said sounding like a smurf, considering his nose was plugged.
"Eww.. Look... Thats why it smells" Amanda said pointing at a dead skunk.
"Nothing worse than a dead squished skunk." Corrie said
"Ew.. Okay well lets just keep walking" Cassey said.
"Geeze Billie I thought you said it was up the street!" Tre said hitting Billie Joe across the head.
"Ouch! Well when I drove there it was..." Billie Joe said
"You stupid shit! You were in a fucking car!" Tre yelled
"EH! Stop fighting" Amanda said. Everything went quiet and they just kept walking.
"Were here" Mike said opening the door, while Billie Joe and Tre went inside.
"You girls stay here, this is a dangerous job only ment for men"Mike said
"Shut up" Cassey said. Mike smiled.
"Just stay here" Mike said walking inside the thrift store.
"I'm thirsty.." Corrie said
"Me too" Amanda replied.
"Wanna get a drink from that pizza place around the corner?" Corrie asked
"Sure, you coming Cassey?" Amanda asked
"No I'm going to wait here, for them" She replied
"Okayy what ever you say" Amanda said walking off with Corrie
'Ah shit its starting to rain, ill just go under cover, right here is perfect. Theres very scary people here. Ew! Especially him. Oh my god he just winked at me! ' Casey thought. She bent over to tie her unlaced green chucks. All of a sudden she felt someone grab her around her lower stomache area. She jumped and turend around, then kicked the guy in his manhood.
"AHH FUCK!" Mike yelled, grabbing his manhood and falling to the ground.
"Oh shit! MIKEY! I'm so sorry!" Cassey said helping Mike up. Mike'sface was all red.
"Oh man, I'm so sorry!" Cassey said again
"Its o-okay its okay"Mike said putting his hands on Casseys shoulders reasuring her he was fine. Mike got lost in Casseys eyes and was leaning in for a kiss. 'Why wasnt she backing away? She wasnt even he'sitating! ' Mike thought. He was surprised Cassey didnt back away. They were so close to their first kiss with eachother for a while now, until they heard Billie Joe and Tre's voices. Tre noticed they were way more close to eachother then they were usually.
"Uh did we interupt anything?" Tre asked. Mike looked at Cassey then looked back and Tre.
"No"
"Okkaayy" He replied
"Hey wheres Amanda and Corrie?" Billie Joe asked
"They're over at that pizza place getting something to drink" Cassey said
"Oh, well lets go get them and go back to Tre's so we can PARTAY!" Billie Joe screamed.
"Um okay" Cassey said laughing. They walked over to the pizza place but Tre stopped them before they went in.
"Yo son. I have an idea" Tre said running into the pizza shop and jumping in Amanda back making her drop her drink.
"Aw shit!" Amanda yelled disturbing everyone in the shop.
"Excuse me" The owner of the shop said. They didnt pay any attention to him
"AHEMM!" The owner cleared his throught catching their attention
"No horseplay aloud! GET OUT!" The owner yelled. He gave them all dirty looks while they walked out.
"What a bastard eh?" Corrie said
"Yea I know, were just trying to have fun for fuck sakes" Amanda said. They all walked back to Tre's. Tre stopped dead in his tracks.
"Shit, I forgot something at the pizza place, ill be right back" Tre said taking off
"I hope he doesnt except us to follow" Billie Joe said. When Tre got close to the pizza place he stopped right before he got to the window of it. Tre grabbed a hold of his pant loops, jumped in front of the window and ripped down his pants. Tre was snickering the whole time. He then pulled up his pants. He turned around to see the owner coming towards him
"Oh shit.." Tre murmerd. When the manager came out of the store Tre backed away.
"Have a nice day sir." Tre said bowing then running off.
"Hey! Come back here young man!" The manager screached after Tre. When he got around the corner to where everyone one else was he stopped running and crossed his arms, and had a satisfied look on.
"What did you forget?" Billie Joe asked
"Oh nothing.." Tre said walking off slowely. Everyone just shrugged and followed.
***A few hours later, at Tres***
Tre's house had music pouding, and six teenagers that have dranken toooo much.
"Hey, H-hey Billie... Look at-at this hehe"Tre said blowing a bubble with his spit.
"HAHAHAHAH!" Billie Joe started cracking up
"Heheh... Funny haha eh!" Tre said falling on the floor laughing so hard he almost spit up his lungs. Casey was sober enough to remember things the next day and was sober enough to take care of her friends.
"Oh shit... Hahah!" Billie Joe yelled bending over and throwing up all over the carpet.
"BILLIE!" Casey yelled grabbing paper towels. Tre saw the barf and got all excited. He jumped up and ran to the barf. He jumped up and down on it.
"TRE! THATS SO GROSS! GO CLEAN UP!" Casey screamed.
"MEOOWW" Tre said laughing. He ran outside, and to the end of the pool.
"You want me to hehe clean up! Then I will!" Tre screamed and did a HUGE canonball in the pool.
"Fuck." Casey said. Casey walked outside and went to the end of the pool.
"Tre, come on get out now" Casey said.
"NU UH!" He replied slapshing her.
"Ughh"
"Fuck TRE! GET OUT! DON'T MAKE ME COME AND GET YOU!" Casey yelled
"Your such an angry drunk" Tre said giggling.
"I'M NOT DRUNK! I'M PISSED OFF!"
"Better to be pissed on then pissed off.. Or is it the other way around.." Tre said thinking.
"ERRR" Casey walked right into the pool and grabbed Tre by the hair. She was yanking on his hair.
"OW GOD CASSEY STOP IT!" Tre yelled. Amanda, Corrie, and Mike walked downstairs. Amanda went outside when she heard Tre yelling
"What a-are you d-doingg" Amanda said stumbling on her words.
"I'm getting your goddamn boyfuckingfriend out of the goddamn pool!" Cassey yelled
"Let go of hiss hairr" Amanda said
"YEA! LET GOOOO" Tre screached in Cassey's ear.
"Fine"Cassey said stomping out of the pool.
"Bitch..." Amanda whispered to herself.
"Come on Tre, get out now" Amanda said
"OTAYYY" Tre said. Amanda and Tre walked inside to see Billie Joe and Corrie making out furiously.
"Love birddsss" Tre yelled flicking water at them, they payed no attention. Mike was sitting on the floor staring at the cealing. He looked like he was in a trance.
"Lets get you some dry clothes now" Amanda said pulling on Tre's wet shirt.
"Cominggg" He replied. Tre tripped a few times walking up the stairs. It took them about a good 10 minutes to get up the stairs because everytime Tre would trip he would laugh for like 3 minutes. When Tre got in the room he ran and jumped on the bed.
"Rarr!" Tre said doing the claw.
"Haha, just get changed" Amanda said shaking her head.
"Will you get me clothes?" Tre said
"Yea, sure"Amanda replied. Amanda opened his drawer and grabbed some dry pants and a dry shirt.
"UNDIE WEARRR!" Tre screached
"Okayyy" Amanda said grabbing some boxers and throwing his clothes at him
"Opph"Tre said to himself. Tre got up and went into the corner to get changed. Amanda sat down on his bed and grabbed one if his guitar magazines.
"Your bed is wet" Amanda said
"I know" Tre said laughing
"DONE" He said with a big smile. He went and sat down on his bed. Amanda turned around and showed him a picture of a guy.
"That would be awsome if you wore makeup like that"
"I'm not Gene simmons and I don't have a tounge like uh thiss" Tre said flipping through the magazine until he found a picture of Gene Simmons tounge.
"Ew, that would suck to makeout with." Amanda said
"But myn ROCKS" Tre said sticking out his tounge. He put it back in his mouth and Amanda and Tre were leaning in for a kiss. Suddenly there was a loud knock at the door. It was Mike.
"Shit.. Hold on" Tre said to Amanda.
"Tre! The phone! It's jo PAPA!" Mike yelled. Tre got up and went to the door. He got the phone.
"Don't know.." Casey said
"Lets go look for some movies..." Corrie said. All of a sudden there was a sharp loud ring, they saw Mike Billie Joe and Tre run out of the adult R rated room with handfulls of porno movies.
"What the fuck.." Amanda said
"RUNN!" Billie Joe said
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DOO!" Corrie yelled
"Thats not important right now! Just RUN!" Billie Joe yelled back. They all ran, they dropped a few movies in the process. The people that worked at the movie store were yelling and chasing them. They run pretty fast for old fat faggets. They're lucky they got away.
"Guys, guys stop"Amanda said keeling over to catch her breath. She never was a very fast or good runner.
"What the fuck was that all about?" Amanda added
"I don't know.. Thought it would be fun"Tre said breathing heavily.
"Well, it was fucking.. HILARIOUS!" Amanda said
"Haha I know" Billie Joe said
"So what are we going to do with these tapes?" Corrie asked
"Well, we thought we would go up to that thrift store up the street and put it in the kiddie section" Billie Joe said
"Haha how do you guys think of these things, lets do it"Corrie replied
"Okay lets go" Mike said. They started walking when Billie Joe stopped Tre.
"Ew god Tre, did you just rip one!" Billie Joe said plugging his nose. Tre got a wiff of the air and made a sour face.
"Ew no my farts arent THAT deadly"Tre said sounding like a smurf, considering his nose was plugged.
"Eww.. Look... Thats why it smells" Amanda said pointing at a dead skunk.
"Nothing worse than a dead squished skunk." Corrie said
"Ew.. Okay well lets just keep walking" Cassey said.
"Geeze Billie I thought you said it was up the street!" Tre said hitting Billie Joe across the head.
"Ouch! Well when I drove there it was..." Billie Joe said
"You stupid shit! You were in a fucking car!" Tre yelled
"EH! Stop fighting" Amanda said. Everything went quiet and they just kept walking.
"Were here" Mike said opening the door, while Billie Joe and Tre went inside.
"You girls stay here, this is a dangerous job only ment for men"Mike said
"Shut up" Cassey said. Mike smiled.
"Just stay here" Mike said walking inside the thrift store.
"I'm thirsty.." Corrie said
"Me too" Amanda replied.
"Wanna get a drink from that pizza place around the corner?" Corrie asked
"Sure, you coming Cassey?" Amanda asked
"No I'm going to wait here, for them" She replied
"Okayy what ever you say" Amanda said walking off with Corrie
'Ah shit its starting to rain, ill just go under cover, right here is perfect. Theres very scary people here. Ew! Especially him. Oh my god he just winked at me! ' Casey thought. She bent over to tie her unlaced green chucks. All of a sudden she felt someone grab her around her lower stomache area. She jumped and turend around, then kicked the guy in his manhood.
"AHH FUCK!" Mike yelled, grabbing his manhood and falling to the ground.
"Oh shit! MIKEY! I'm so sorry!" Cassey said helping Mike up. Mike'sface was all red.
"Oh man, I'm so sorry!" Cassey said again
"Its o-okay its okay"Mike said putting his hands on Casseys shoulders reasuring her he was fine. Mike got lost in Casseys eyes and was leaning in for a kiss. 'Why wasnt she backing away? She wasnt even he'sitating! ' Mike thought. He was surprised Cassey didnt back away. They were so close to their first kiss with eachother for a while now, until they heard Billie Joe and Tre's voices. Tre noticed they were way more close to eachother then they were usually.
"Uh did we interupt anything?" Tre asked. Mike looked at Cassey then looked back and Tre.
"No"
"Okkaayy" He replied
"Hey wheres Amanda and Corrie?" Billie Joe asked
"They're over at that pizza place getting something to drink" Cassey said
"Oh, well lets go get them and go back to Tre's so we can PARTAY!" Billie Joe screamed.
"Um okay" Cassey said laughing. They walked over to the pizza place but Tre stopped them before they went in.
"Yo son. I have an idea" Tre said running into the pizza shop and jumping in Amanda back making her drop her drink.
"Aw shit!" Amanda yelled disturbing everyone in the shop.
"Excuse me" The owner of the shop said. They didnt pay any attention to him
"AHEMM!" The owner cleared his throught catching their attention
"No horseplay aloud! GET OUT!" The owner yelled. He gave them all dirty looks while they walked out.
"What a bastard eh?" Corrie said
"Yea I know, were just trying to have fun for fuck sakes" Amanda said. They all walked back to Tre's. Tre stopped dead in his tracks.
"Shit, I forgot something at the pizza place, ill be right back" Tre said taking off
"I hope he doesnt except us to follow" Billie Joe said. When Tre got close to the pizza place he stopped right before he got to the window of it. Tre grabbed a hold of his pant loops, jumped in front of the window and ripped down his pants. Tre was snickering the whole time. He then pulled up his pants. He turned around to see the owner coming towards him
"Oh shit.." Tre murmerd. When the manager came out of the store Tre backed away.
"Have a nice day sir." Tre said bowing then running off.
"Hey! Come back here young man!" The manager screached after Tre. When he got around the corner to where everyone one else was he stopped running and crossed his arms, and had a satisfied look on.
"What did you forget?" Billie Joe asked
"Oh nothing.." Tre said walking off slowely. Everyone just shrugged and followed.
***A few hours later, at Tres***
Tre's house had music pouding, and six teenagers that have dranken toooo much.
"Hey, H-hey Billie... Look at-at this hehe"Tre said blowing a bubble with his spit.
"HAHAHAHAH!" Billie Joe started cracking up
"Heheh... Funny haha eh!" Tre said falling on the floor laughing so hard he almost spit up his lungs. Casey was sober enough to remember things the next day and was sober enough to take care of her friends.
"Oh shit... Hahah!" Billie Joe yelled bending over and throwing up all over the carpet.
"BILLIE!" Casey yelled grabbing paper towels. Tre saw the barf and got all excited. He jumped up and ran to the barf. He jumped up and down on it.
"TRE! THATS SO GROSS! GO CLEAN UP!" Casey screamed.
"MEOOWW" Tre said laughing. He ran outside, and to the end of the pool.
"You want me to hehe clean up! Then I will!" Tre screamed and did a HUGE canonball in the pool.
"Fuck." Casey said. Casey walked outside and went to the end of the pool.
"Tre, come on get out now" Casey said.
"NU UH!" He replied slapshing her.
"Ughh"
"Fuck TRE! GET OUT! DON'T MAKE ME COME AND GET YOU!" Casey yelled
"Your such an angry drunk" Tre said giggling.
"I'M NOT DRUNK! I'M PISSED OFF!"
"Better to be pissed on then pissed off.. Or is it the other way around.." Tre said thinking.
"ERRR" Casey walked right into the pool and grabbed Tre by the hair. She was yanking on his hair.
"OW GOD CASSEY STOP IT!" Tre yelled. Amanda, Corrie, and Mike walked downstairs. Amanda went outside when she heard Tre yelling
"What a-are you d-doingg" Amanda said stumbling on her words.
"I'm getting your goddamn boyfuckingfriend out of the goddamn pool!" Cassey yelled
"Let go of hiss hairr" Amanda said
"YEA! LET GOOOO" Tre screached in Cassey's ear.
"Fine"Cassey said stomping out of the pool.
"Bitch..." Amanda whispered to herself.
"Come on Tre, get out now" Amanda said
"OTAYYY" Tre said. Amanda and Tre walked inside to see Billie Joe and Corrie making out furiously.
"Love birddsss" Tre yelled flicking water at them, they payed no attention. Mike was sitting on the floor staring at the cealing. He looked like he was in a trance.
"Lets get you some dry clothes now" Amanda said pulling on Tre's wet shirt.
"Cominggg" He replied. Tre tripped a few times walking up the stairs. It took them about a good 10 minutes to get up the stairs because everytime Tre would trip he would laugh for like 3 minutes. When Tre got in the room he ran and jumped on the bed.
"Rarr!" Tre said doing the claw.
"Haha, just get changed" Amanda said shaking her head.
"Will you get me clothes?" Tre said
"Yea, sure"Amanda replied. Amanda opened his drawer and grabbed some dry pants and a dry shirt.
"UNDIE WEARRR!" Tre screached
"Okayyy" Amanda said grabbing some boxers and throwing his clothes at him
"Opph"Tre said to himself. Tre got up and went into the corner to get changed. Amanda sat down on his bed and grabbed one if his guitar magazines.
"Your bed is wet" Amanda said
"I know" Tre said laughing
"DONE" He said with a big smile. He went and sat down on his bed. Amanda turned around and showed him a picture of a guy.
"That would be awsome if you wore makeup like that"
"I'm not Gene simmons and I don't have a tounge like uh thiss" Tre said flipping through the magazine until he found a picture of Gene Simmons tounge.
"Ew, that would suck to makeout with." Amanda said
"But myn ROCKS" Tre said sticking out his tounge. He put it back in his mouth and Amanda and Tre were leaning in for a kiss. Suddenly there was a loud knock at the door. It was Mike.
"Shit.. Hold on" Tre said to Amanda.
"Tre! The phone! It's jo PAPA!" Mike yelled. Tre got up and went to the door. He got the phone.
