Blood Sex And Booze For Tre, chapter 1
Tre was lying upside down on the worn couch in Green Day’s hotel room, with a beer in one hand and the remote control in the other. “Fuck Mike and Billie Joe!� he muttered to himself “Ditching me on my birthday, those assholes!�
He flipped channels for what seemed like hours, before rolling over and hopping off the couch. He chucked the remote control to the side and picked up the phone. “Fuck those guys I’m just gonna order Chinese.�
Tre dialled Harry’s Hot Wok, a little Chinese restaurant on the other side of town. Once he had finished ordering he lay back down on the couch, and laughed to himself when it made a noise like he was farting.
“This is fucking boring, when it’s their birthdays I’m not doin’ shit for ‘em!!!!�
Just as Tre took a swig of his beer, and started singing ‘All By Myself� (the hidden track on Dookie)
There was a knock at the door.
“Fuck that was quick!� shouted Tre.
He dragged himself to his feet and trudged over to the door. He opened it and was shocked to find that it wasn’t a Chinese delivery boy, but a tall, mean looking woman all in leather with a whip in one hand.
“A special delivery for Mr. Tre Cool� she said, barring her teeth.
Tre yelped, she was enormous, and she was gonna kick his ass. “It’s Mistress Simone, remember me, from the start of Blood Sex and Booze, I say ‘Pants down! Do you understand me!!!!’ Happy Birthday Tre. I’m so gonna kick your ass!� she said. He dropped the beer he was holding and started backing away from her. “Holy fuck!� he screamed.
Mistress Simone grabbed Tre by the wrists and rammed him against the wall. She retrieved a set of handcuffs from her leather underwear and snapped them around Tre's wrists. He started whimpering like a little puppy left outside in the rain. “PANTS DOWN SISSY BOY!!!!!!!!� she screamed into Tre's ear making him cower before her. “You’re MY bitch now!�
He did as he was told, using his feet to pull his pants down from the hem to reveal a black thong. “Been a naughty boy have we Tre, hmm?�
Tre laughed, “Yes Mistress....give me pain!� he said. This was more like Tre. He started jumping around like a maniac screaming “WOO HOO!!!!!!!!� he was starting to get a bit outta control. That was how the mistress liked it. She grabbed his shoulders and once again slammed him up against the wall. This time she grabbed the back of his black thong and pulled ‘til it snapped. “Hey that was my best thong bitch! You’re gonna pay for that!� Tre said cheekily.
“No Tre....It seems to me you will be the one getting all the punishment� she said, seductively, right before cracking her whip violently against his arse. He fell to his knees, screaming with both pain and pleasure. “This is the best fucking present ever! MORE BITCH!� Tre screamed.
Once more she cracked her whip over his arse, this time causing him to bleed and writhe in pain.
At this moment Mike and Billie Joe came barging through the doorway. “Like our present asshole? Happy Birthday moron!� they cheered in unison. They were both stoned outta their minds and stumbling as they walked. “We got more booze, and some porn, guys, let’s have some fucking fun!� shouted Billie Joe. Tre thought for a moment and yelled “Where’s my fucking Chinese?�
At that moment a small Asian boy came through the door, seeing Tre on his knees bleeding from the arse, a dominatrix in leather and two guys stoned outta their minds. “Holy SHIT! Take the food I don’t want any trouble!� the boy screamed before running out the door.
“Oh yeah! Free dinner to top it all off, this birthday fucking rocks guys!�
Mistress Simone winked at Tre and said, “See you next year bitch� and walked outside.
“Wait guys� said Mike, “we haven’t trashed our room yet!�
So the guys from Green Day celebrated Tre’s 32nd birthday with blood, sex, booze, pot and porn all before trashing their hotel room and stealing the couch, the TV and the mini bar out of their room and shoving it all in their van. It really was Tre’s best fucking birthday ever!
He flipped channels for what seemed like hours, before rolling over and hopping off the couch. He chucked the remote control to the side and picked up the phone. “Fuck those guys I’m just gonna order Chinese.�
Tre dialled Harry’s Hot Wok, a little Chinese restaurant on the other side of town. Once he had finished ordering he lay back down on the couch, and laughed to himself when it made a noise like he was farting.
“This is fucking boring, when it’s their birthdays I’m not doin’ shit for ‘em!!!!�
Just as Tre took a swig of his beer, and started singing ‘All By Myself� (the hidden track on Dookie)
There was a knock at the door.
“Fuck that was quick!� shouted Tre.
He dragged himself to his feet and trudged over to the door. He opened it and was shocked to find that it wasn’t a Chinese delivery boy, but a tall, mean looking woman all in leather with a whip in one hand.
“A special delivery for Mr. Tre Cool� she said, barring her teeth.
Tre yelped, she was enormous, and she was gonna kick his ass. “It’s Mistress Simone, remember me, from the start of Blood Sex and Booze, I say ‘Pants down! Do you understand me!!!!’ Happy Birthday Tre. I’m so gonna kick your ass!� she said. He dropped the beer he was holding and started backing away from her. “Holy fuck!� he screamed.
Mistress Simone grabbed Tre by the wrists and rammed him against the wall. She retrieved a set of handcuffs from her leather underwear and snapped them around Tre's wrists. He started whimpering like a little puppy left outside in the rain. “PANTS DOWN SISSY BOY!!!!!!!!� she screamed into Tre's ear making him cower before her. “You’re MY bitch now!�
He did as he was told, using his feet to pull his pants down from the hem to reveal a black thong. “Been a naughty boy have we Tre, hmm?�
Tre laughed, “Yes Mistress....give me pain!� he said. This was more like Tre. He started jumping around like a maniac screaming “WOO HOO!!!!!!!!� he was starting to get a bit outta control. That was how the mistress liked it. She grabbed his shoulders and once again slammed him up against the wall. This time she grabbed the back of his black thong and pulled ‘til it snapped. “Hey that was my best thong bitch! You’re gonna pay for that!� Tre said cheekily.
“No Tre....It seems to me you will be the one getting all the punishment� she said, seductively, right before cracking her whip violently against his arse. He fell to his knees, screaming with both pain and pleasure. “This is the best fucking present ever! MORE BITCH!� Tre screamed.
Once more she cracked her whip over his arse, this time causing him to bleed and writhe in pain.
At this moment Mike and Billie Joe came barging through the doorway. “Like our present asshole? Happy Birthday moron!� they cheered in unison. They were both stoned outta their minds and stumbling as they walked. “We got more booze, and some porn, guys, let’s have some fucking fun!� shouted Billie Joe. Tre thought for a moment and yelled “Where’s my fucking Chinese?�
At that moment a small Asian boy came through the door, seeing Tre on his knees bleeding from the arse, a dominatrix in leather and two guys stoned outta their minds. “Holy SHIT! Take the food I don’t want any trouble!� the boy screamed before running out the door.
“Oh yeah! Free dinner to top it all off, this birthday fucking rocks guys!�
Mistress Simone winked at Tre and said, “See you next year bitch� and walked outside.
“Wait guys� said Mike, “we haven’t trashed our room yet!�
So the guys from Green Day celebrated Tre’s 32nd birthday with blood, sex, booze, pot and porn all before trashing their hotel room and stealing the couch, the TV and the mini bar out of their room and shoving it all in their van. It really was Tre’s best fucking birthday ever!
