Livin' With The Gorillaz, chapter 4
Ch. 4-The Monkey
As soon as we got there and carried my bags to get toed away to the plane, got my ticket. We went to a near by store and bought some breakfast. We all sat on a bench and began eating; I had a muffin and another cup of coffee. The gate was close to where we were eating, Mike wasn't eating anything, and I don't think he was too happy about me leaving. I leaned my head on his shoulder and sighed.
"Don't worry. When you come out, my dad will help us find a place to stay." ; He laughed a little,
"Are you sure this is a good idea? I mean what if I'm not able to come out there with you?" ; I smiled and held my carry-on bag closer.
"You will, even if I have to sneak you in illegally." ; We laughed a little. Just then a small monkey came across the walkway with a sign hanging from its neck, it was smoking too! Now I know for the following viewers you might be thinking, A SMOKING MONKEY? NO WAY! WAY! It was walking on two legs! We all looked at the strange little monkey in aww, Tre, and his dumb-self, thought it would be a good idea to pet it. The monkey then dropped the sign and the cigarette and socked Tre on the nose. Tre fell back cursing like hell. The monkey lifted up the sign and looked at us, I stood up but kept my distance.
"I'm Alexis... "; The monkey grabbed my pants leg and began pulling. I think it wants me to follow it; Mike got up and pulled me away from the monkey.
"Lex I know you might have done some crazy things in your life... Trust me I was there... But don't tell me your gonna follow a monkey." ; The monkey kicked Mike and spoke up,
"EXCUSE ME JACKASS! But I happen to be a very intelligent mammal!" ; I screamed and fell back on Mike starring at the monkey. Tre, me, and Mike were freakin freaked out by this weird little creature, finally the monkey seemed really pissed and ran over to Billie Joe and began beating him up and flinging his poo at him. Ashley, who seemed like the only one un-harmed grabbed her cell phone and threw it at the monkey's head, knocking it out. Denise began laughing and pointing.
"YEA! SCORE!" ; yelled Ashley. I got up and helped up Mike. We all looked at the monkey in a circle, the monkey got up a minuet later.
"DAMNIT! I'm looking for Alexis! I'm supposed to take her to her damn flight!" ; I looked at Ashley who started laughin.
"I could've killed you little friend!" ; I sighed and raised my hand a little.
"That's me." ; The monkey rubbed his head and glared at Ashley. Then picked up its cig, putting it in his mouth, even though it burned out.
"Alright lets go then." ; I turned to Mike and tackled him with a hug then kissed him like he was going to war and I'd never see him again. I hugged my friends' good-bye and then took my carry-on bag and followed the monkey. We passed the gate that my passport said I was supposed to go to, I got suspicious,
"Hey the gate is that way." ; The monkey grunted.
"Just c'mon, that plane doesn't lead to where you're headin. You are going to Kong Studios right?" ;
"Yea." ;
"Alright, follow me." ; So I followed him. We soon came to a stop, in front of some gate called: GATE 2-D I glanced at the sign and thought maybe it sounded familiar. He pointed to the door,
"Go on, your seat is 6-G not far from the front." ; I opened the door and walked down the airway that was connected to the plane's doorway. I walked in and saw that there was no pilot. I looked for my seat and sat down. I held my bag closer and began to think this over... No pilot+ it taken off= me dead. I began to stand up and leave but the seat belts grabbed me and strapped me in super tight.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" ; The monkey came aboard wearing this little pilot outfit and gave an evil grin. He then walked into the pilot cabin and turned on the enter-com.
"AHH YES! This is Kong Studios Air Flight Specialties! (KSAFS) We will now be preparing to take off shortly! Now if you would, please fasten your seat belts and enjoy your slumber during the ride! We will be arriving very soon!" ; I heard the plane fire up and roar.
"HEY WAIT A MINUET I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE! AND HOW IS A MONKEY GONNA FLY THIS THING?!" ; I yelled. I then heard a hissing sound. I felt sleepy and drowsy. My vision was getting blurry... And that's all I remember.
As soon as we got there and carried my bags to get toed away to the plane, got my ticket. We went to a near by store and bought some breakfast. We all sat on a bench and began eating; I had a muffin and another cup of coffee. The gate was close to where we were eating, Mike wasn't eating anything, and I don't think he was too happy about me leaving. I leaned my head on his shoulder and sighed.
"Don't worry. When you come out, my dad will help us find a place to stay." ; He laughed a little,
"Are you sure this is a good idea? I mean what if I'm not able to come out there with you?" ; I smiled and held my carry-on bag closer.
"You will, even if I have to sneak you in illegally." ; We laughed a little. Just then a small monkey came across the walkway with a sign hanging from its neck, it was smoking too! Now I know for the following viewers you might be thinking, A SMOKING MONKEY? NO WAY! WAY! It was walking on two legs! We all looked at the strange little monkey in aww, Tre, and his dumb-self, thought it would be a good idea to pet it. The monkey then dropped the sign and the cigarette and socked Tre on the nose. Tre fell back cursing like hell. The monkey lifted up the sign and looked at us, I stood up but kept my distance.
"I'm Alexis... "; The monkey grabbed my pants leg and began pulling. I think it wants me to follow it; Mike got up and pulled me away from the monkey.
"Lex I know you might have done some crazy things in your life... Trust me I was there... But don't tell me your gonna follow a monkey." ; The monkey kicked Mike and spoke up,
"EXCUSE ME JACKASS! But I happen to be a very intelligent mammal!" ; I screamed and fell back on Mike starring at the monkey. Tre, me, and Mike were freakin freaked out by this weird little creature, finally the monkey seemed really pissed and ran over to Billie Joe and began beating him up and flinging his poo at him. Ashley, who seemed like the only one un-harmed grabbed her cell phone and threw it at the monkey's head, knocking it out. Denise began laughing and pointing.
"YEA! SCORE!" ; yelled Ashley. I got up and helped up Mike. We all looked at the monkey in a circle, the monkey got up a minuet later.
"DAMNIT! I'm looking for Alexis! I'm supposed to take her to her damn flight!" ; I looked at Ashley who started laughin.
"I could've killed you little friend!" ; I sighed and raised my hand a little.
"That's me." ; The monkey rubbed his head and glared at Ashley. Then picked up its cig, putting it in his mouth, even though it burned out.
"Alright lets go then." ; I turned to Mike and tackled him with a hug then kissed him like he was going to war and I'd never see him again. I hugged my friends' good-bye and then took my carry-on bag and followed the monkey. We passed the gate that my passport said I was supposed to go to, I got suspicious,
"Hey the gate is that way." ; The monkey grunted.
"Just c'mon, that plane doesn't lead to where you're headin. You are going to Kong Studios right?" ;
"Yea." ;
"Alright, follow me." ; So I followed him. We soon came to a stop, in front of some gate called: GATE 2-D I glanced at the sign and thought maybe it sounded familiar. He pointed to the door,
"Go on, your seat is 6-G not far from the front." ; I opened the door and walked down the airway that was connected to the plane's doorway. I walked in and saw that there was no pilot. I looked for my seat and sat down. I held my bag closer and began to think this over... No pilot+ it taken off= me dead. I began to stand up and leave but the seat belts grabbed me and strapped me in super tight.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" ; The monkey came aboard wearing this little pilot outfit and gave an evil grin. He then walked into the pilot cabin and turned on the enter-com.
"AHH YES! This is Kong Studios Air Flight Specialties! (KSAFS) We will now be preparing to take off shortly! Now if you would, please fasten your seat belts and enjoy your slumber during the ride! We will be arriving very soon!" ; I heard the plane fire up and roar.
"HEY WAIT A MINUET I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE! AND HOW IS A MONKEY GONNA FLY THIS THING?!" ; I yelled. I then heard a hissing sound. I felt sleepy and drowsy. My vision was getting blurry... And that's all I remember.
