The Truth About Dogs, chapter 10

Tre opened the door and walked out. He was covered in scratch marks and water, but Princess had it worse. I looked in the bathroom at her, with her soggy fur, water dripping from her whiskers, and a sad look in her eye. I went over and scooped her up in a towel, and did the best that I could to dry her.

"It's okay, Princess. I'll get that fucker back," I whispered to my kitty.

Princess purred as I stroked her still damp fur. I set her down on top of my amplifier, and walked over to Tre.

Rob and Mike were still watching.

"Billie... Tre... Calm down," Mike said in his peace-keeping way.

I ignored him, and continued walking to Tre. He was just glaring at me.

"I'm beginning to think that this was a bad idea... " whispered Rob to Mike.

In my head, I agreed with him. Tre should have never gotten this stupid mutt. Look at all the problems he's causing...

He caused me to get kicked out of a pet store. He caused me to almost get raped by a pack of teenage girls... Wait... Wasn't there a guy there? Holy shit! There was! He was the one trying to steal my shoe... What the Hell? Why was there a GUY with a pack of teenyboppers? Maybe he's ga...

I had no time to think about that now. I was standing face to face with Tre.

"What the fuck is your problem, Tre?" I yelled at him.

Tre rolled his eyes, "Gee... I wonder... "

"You're such a fucking baby! And why in the HELL did you take your anger out of my CAT?"

"Because cats are SISSIES! They were put on this Earth FOR sissies! However, I mostly did that to your 'poor little princess' because you KICKED MY PECKER!"

I heard Mike stifle a laugh. What a pervert...

"Your dog is an asshole!"

"You're an asshole!"

Woah... He had me there.