Time Of My Life, chapter 29
Matthew was already over at Emma's and I was standing in front of the mirror hopelessly trying to tie my bow tie. Rebecca came in and laughed.
"Men really can't do anything can they?" she said but I could tell this was not a question to reply to so I just laughed sarcastically.
"So you gonna tie it for me or not!?" I asked as she just sat there laughing for about 10 minutes.
"All right all right drag queen" she muttered
"Oh I'm gonna get you!" I yelled chasing her around the room and grabbing her around her hips. I pushed her backwards onto the bed. I straddled her to pin her down and tickled her to death.
"Stop I'm sorry!" she gasped
"What!? I didn't hear you speak up!" I yelled to her and that she did right in my ear
"STOP I'M SORRY!" she yelled
"No shit shamrock!" I said to her holding my ringing ear
"Oh did you hear me Mr. Armstrong?" she asked sarcastically
"Just tie my bow tie we have to get going" I said looking at my watch. She tied my bow tie and we went downstairs and got into my bmw. We drove off to the restaurant.
When we got there we took our seats in a private booth and I ordered some wine. After a few bottles of wine Rebecca was drunk and I was tipsy. Rebecca pulled me up onto the table and started dancing. I got off and went to the toilet. When I came back and sat down Rebecca looked at me confused
"Mm who are you ya sexy beast?" she said getting off the table
"I am your damn sexy husband" I told her
"NO ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?!?!?" she yelled
"No" I replied
"I am not married to a sexy beast like you am I? I'm sure my husband was not as sexy as you!" she yelled in shock
"Ok Mrs 'you drunk too much wine' lets get you home" I said picking her up over my shoulder and leaving the money on the table.
When we got home I laid Rebecca on the couch and went to bed. I was lying there when felt the bed sink down beside me. Before I had time to look Rebecca had pounced on me and started to kiss me. I didn't object as she started to take my boxers off. I slowly but carefully entered her and she giggled. I continued and steadily quickened our pace. When Rebecca came she laughed her head off. After we finished I kept myself from laughing. I loved her when she was drunk. I loved her all the time. An hour later she was wanting more and I didn't complain just got on with it
*three years later**Rebecca's pov** (Billie had now had plenty time off to work on songs and is now back in the studio working on Nimrod)
I was just making Matthew's lunch when my cell phone rang.
"Hello?" I asked
"Hey honey" came Billie's voice on the other end
"How are things at the studio?" I asked
"Oh great we are calling our album Nimrod we are nearly done. Also I have put your song on it. I thought it was time I put your song on" he answered happily
"Great I want a copy" I told him smiling
"And you know it" he replied.
"What number is it?" I asked
"Let's see good riddance is number 17" he replied
"Ok when will you be home because Emma is stopping tonight" I informed him
"Oh I should be home around 6:00pm so I want my dinner on the table bitch" he said jokingly
"Ok Billie whatever you say. So what are you doing till 6:00pm?" I asked him
"I am putting a belt sander against Tre's skin what do you think? I am recording duh!" he replied sarcastically.
"Ok drag queen I've gotta go Matthew is waiting for food" and with that I hung before he could say 'I'm gonna kill ya'
I put Matthew's dinner in front of him and he started eating while watching the t. V. I quickly tidied up for Emma coming in an hour. Emma and Matthew had became great friends since that day three years ago. Once I had finished tidying Emma had arrived. I took them out to the park and they ran around playing for a couple hours while I read a book. When I took them home I started on dinner. I made the kids fish fingers and chips and I made me and Billie Joe vegetarian lasagne. He soon got home.
"Is my dinner done bitch because if it's not you're gonna get punished!" he yelled down the hall.
"Daddy daddy daddy!" yelled Matthew running down the hall and wrapping his arms around Billie's legs. Billie fell to the floor from the impact. I stood and laughed at him.
"Hey little buddy! Did you miss daddy?" he asked
"Yeah" he replied giving him a kiss.
"Now will you give daddy two minutes while he goes and kills mommy?" he asked again.
"Umm yeah" he replied thinking. Billie got up and ran after me. He caught me and pinned me down tickling me.
"Go daddy!" yelled Matthew.
I eventually got back up and put dinner on the table.
"Men really can't do anything can they?" she said but I could tell this was not a question to reply to so I just laughed sarcastically.
"So you gonna tie it for me or not!?" I asked as she just sat there laughing for about 10 minutes.
"All right all right drag queen" she muttered
"Oh I'm gonna get you!" I yelled chasing her around the room and grabbing her around her hips. I pushed her backwards onto the bed. I straddled her to pin her down and tickled her to death.
"Stop I'm sorry!" she gasped
"What!? I didn't hear you speak up!" I yelled to her and that she did right in my ear
"STOP I'M SORRY!" she yelled
"No shit shamrock!" I said to her holding my ringing ear
"Oh did you hear me Mr. Armstrong?" she asked sarcastically
"Just tie my bow tie we have to get going" I said looking at my watch. She tied my bow tie and we went downstairs and got into my bmw. We drove off to the restaurant.
When we got there we took our seats in a private booth and I ordered some wine. After a few bottles of wine Rebecca was drunk and I was tipsy. Rebecca pulled me up onto the table and started dancing. I got off and went to the toilet. When I came back and sat down Rebecca looked at me confused
"Mm who are you ya sexy beast?" she said getting off the table
"I am your damn sexy husband" I told her
"NO ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?!?!?" she yelled
"No" I replied
"I am not married to a sexy beast like you am I? I'm sure my husband was not as sexy as you!" she yelled in shock
"Ok Mrs 'you drunk too much wine' lets get you home" I said picking her up over my shoulder and leaving the money on the table.
When we got home I laid Rebecca on the couch and went to bed. I was lying there when felt the bed sink down beside me. Before I had time to look Rebecca had pounced on me and started to kiss me. I didn't object as she started to take my boxers off. I slowly but carefully entered her and she giggled. I continued and steadily quickened our pace. When Rebecca came she laughed her head off. After we finished I kept myself from laughing. I loved her when she was drunk. I loved her all the time. An hour later she was wanting more and I didn't complain just got on with it
*three years later**Rebecca's pov** (Billie had now had plenty time off to work on songs and is now back in the studio working on Nimrod)
I was just making Matthew's lunch when my cell phone rang.
"Hello?" I asked
"Hey honey" came Billie's voice on the other end
"How are things at the studio?" I asked
"Oh great we are calling our album Nimrod we are nearly done. Also I have put your song on it. I thought it was time I put your song on" he answered happily
"Great I want a copy" I told him smiling
"And you know it" he replied.
"What number is it?" I asked
"Let's see good riddance is number 17" he replied
"Ok when will you be home because Emma is stopping tonight" I informed him
"Oh I should be home around 6:00pm so I want my dinner on the table bitch" he said jokingly
"Ok Billie whatever you say. So what are you doing till 6:00pm?" I asked him
"I am putting a belt sander against Tre's skin what do you think? I am recording duh!" he replied sarcastically.
"Ok drag queen I've gotta go Matthew is waiting for food" and with that I hung before he could say 'I'm gonna kill ya'
I put Matthew's dinner in front of him and he started eating while watching the t. V. I quickly tidied up for Emma coming in an hour. Emma and Matthew had became great friends since that day three years ago. Once I had finished tidying Emma had arrived. I took them out to the park and they ran around playing for a couple hours while I read a book. When I took them home I started on dinner. I made the kids fish fingers and chips and I made me and Billie Joe vegetarian lasagne. He soon got home.
"Is my dinner done bitch because if it's not you're gonna get punished!" he yelled down the hall.
"Daddy daddy daddy!" yelled Matthew running down the hall and wrapping his arms around Billie's legs. Billie fell to the floor from the impact. I stood and laughed at him.
"Hey little buddy! Did you miss daddy?" he asked
"Yeah" he replied giving him a kiss.
"Now will you give daddy two minutes while he goes and kills mommy?" he asked again.
"Umm yeah" he replied thinking. Billie got up and ran after me. He caught me and pinned me down tickling me.
"Go daddy!" yelled Matthew.
I eventually got back up and put dinner on the table.
